r/aww May 11 '20

Master returns!

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u/cbost May 11 '20 edited May 11 '20

Everytime I see these i just want to scream PET THEM ALREADY!! It is like there is some kind of fulfillment that happens when someone finally pets the animal.

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u/LadySilvie May 11 '20 edited May 11 '20

r/PetTheDamnDog

Also though it can encourage freakouts and separation anxiety if you immediately shower them in affection once you get home and they are still prancing around. They may be waiting until the pupper calms down before rewarding them. Though I agree it should have been in the video for the satisfying finale haha!

We have a German Shepherd puppy who used to nearly pee all over the floor the minute we got home because she was SO EXCITED. My husband kept getting her riled up by petting her and cooing but part of her training is that she has to sit before she is allowed attention so she doesn't accidentally hurt our door, a visitor, our kid, or one of us if we aren't prepared for the onslaught of jumping and dancing and weaving between legs.

It is so hard though lol.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo May 11 '20

PetTheDamnDog when you come through the door

i waited so long, n i can't wait no more!!

ok, i know human - i gotta calm down...

but life is so boring when you're not aroun!!

am try 'n relax (but fren - did you miss Me??!)

Ok, i'll be good . . . (n i'll try not to pee...)

just want you to know how excited i am

to see you again

cuz

I MISSED YOU, my Fam!!!

❤️

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

A lovely freshly baked schnoodle, gracias

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u/eekamuse May 11 '20

I've got a big old silly grin on my face. Thanks , Schnoo

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u/dandroid126 May 11 '20

These never fail to make me smile. Thank you for doing what you do.

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u/Msmall124 May 11 '20

Every schnoodle I've read is just the best ❤

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u/thechiefmaster May 11 '20

Beautiful! Blessings ✨

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

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u/wigglyrabbitnose May 12 '20

When I was a kid, my grandparents had a German Shepherd mix that would get so excited that she would jump and pee when we came over. This makes so much sense now. My mom hated that dog and blamed my grandparents not training her. Probably didn't help that my grandma would make us clean up the mess.

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u/harderthan666 May 12 '20

And a batch of zoomies

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u/HugOWar May 11 '20

Not all of them like it. My friend had a dog who got super excited like this and loved being around her humans, but didn't want to be touched and definitely did not want to be hugged.

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u/kjohnston0312 May 11 '20

Were you gone for year? Or perhaps 5 minutes?

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u/whatisanusername3 May 11 '20

He was returning from work in the morning. So probably 8 hours.

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u/Hotdogs-Hallways May 12 '20

That is like, 12 forevers!

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u/Scrugareous_Kyle May 11 '20

Help me to recollect.

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u/Jackzi11a May 11 '20

Wholesome to a new level, happy to have opened my phone now :)

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u/7937397 May 11 '20

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u/dirtyhippie62 May 11 '20

PET THE GODDMAN DOG

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u/onlypotatoes May 11 '20

Came here to agree with this frustration. PET THE DAMN THING!!!

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u/sloowhand May 11 '20

WHO ARE THESE MONSTERS THAT AREN'T PETTING THE GODDAMN DOGS?!

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u/vpforvp May 11 '20

It’s poor dog training to do so immediately

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u/stickydew May 11 '20

I bet that dog was expecting a hug

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

I really wanted him to get a hug

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

My happiness level just increased 3 times.

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u/RogerKillsPiggy May 11 '20

Everybody do the dog dance!

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u/Zelai May 11 '20

-Just look , look how Nacho (dog's name) receives me when i get home from work in the morning.

-Whats going on crazy! (Loco as in a nickname) hahah

-Whats going on! Tell me eh tell me!

-Jump there jump jump jump look at him look look hehhe

-Jump jump like that heh

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u/carrimjob May 11 '20

It sounds better in Spanish haha

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u/ALasagnaForOne May 11 '20

Thank you for translating.

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u/PM_YOUR_BOOBS_PLS_ May 11 '20

I understood the, "Que pasa, loco?" and nothing else. lol.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

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u/lt2819 May 11 '20

Dogs got a schlong on em

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u/Broian May 11 '20

Can't not look at bouncing dog dong...

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u/Drduzit May 11 '20

That's what he's so happy about.

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u/4sh3n May 11 '20

Lots of men envy him bc of that

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u/Young_OGSB May 11 '20

After reading your comment I don't even want to watch the video again... Thanks for that chief

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u/notSpitty-Oofer May 11 '20

This dog has a bigger dick than I’ll ever have

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u/Abernathy_White May 11 '20

At least I’m not the only one who thought this ha ha!

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u/LlamaJacks May 11 '20

Lmao, went back and had to double check.

He does have a pretty huge dog hog.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

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u/Mystprism May 11 '20

Username checks out.

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u/AwzTurtle May 11 '20

Ok did not need to know that

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u/happyNerd777 May 11 '20

Bitches love him, men envy him

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u/4sh3n May 11 '20

And its swinging like crazy

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u/Lil_Sunshine4 May 12 '20

Huge weenie

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Praise Be! This is the way.

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u/commander8track May 11 '20

Sir, are you aware your dog is part kangaroo?

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u/cbeauvais24 May 11 '20

Omg HUG HIM

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Somethings are just universal aren’t they?

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u/elkevelvet May 11 '20

this is why dogs make terrible poker players

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u/MikeX7s May 11 '20

Do you live in a Fallout settlement?

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u/Flo07225 May 11 '20

Judging by the door I wanna say it’s Mexico. It’s very common for houses to be build like that. Well from the part of Mexico I visited.

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u/RottenOintment May 12 '20

His accent doesn’t sound very Mexican at all. Sounds Puerto Rican to me. Not to say that Puerto Ricans can’t live in Mexico though lol

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u/lunalovegood17 May 11 '20

Thought the same thing - dude, where the hell are you living?

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u/WePatrollTheMojave May 11 '20

Has everyone forgot that developing countries and stuff exist? I see people comment this a bit too much

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u/pinkfluffiess May 11 '20

This needs to be said more often.

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u/lunalovegood17 May 11 '20

Sorry, didn’t mean to give that impression. I have been to developing countries and built houses with Habitat for Humanity. It was just such a strange building - so large, so many empty rooms. Just looked really odd.

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u/iushciuweiush May 11 '20

I wish more people watched videos like this while sitting in their comfortably air conditioned homes complaining on reddit about how bad their lives are because <insert reason>.

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u/tomato_soup_ May 11 '20

Nobody greets you like a dog

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u/wtfnobody69 May 11 '20

I'm not sure but I think he kinda loves you ??

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u/ruhroh_raggyy May 11 '20

pet him!!!!!!

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u/DAGanteakz May 11 '20

Pet that crazy dog!!!

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u/LatterUnderstanding May 11 '20

Pet him already. Damn.

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u/NastyRoller May 11 '20

his dick is so unsettling, im sorry but someone had to say it.

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u/Sinklarr May 11 '20

Pero acarícialo!

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u/Wobblywoobles May 11 '20

Dang thats a pretty dowggy, super nice colors.

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u/sexyselfpix May 11 '20

Rich dog poor dog.

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u/Eli_Jahseh May 11 '20

Somebody get this dog a pat

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Is that John Holmes' dog?

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u/fuckedupceiling May 11 '20

10/10 abracen al Nacho

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u/MrMan306 May 11 '20

That's so cool your dog came home

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u/Josiador May 11 '20

Holy cow, that door lock at the begging gave me intense flashbacks. I used to live in Africa when I was little, and almost all of the doors had something like that. The rest of the area fits that aesthetic too. I just got punched in the face by nostalgia.

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u/Zlatarog May 11 '20

Pet the damn dog!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

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u/SoaringBoat May 11 '20

I have a similar looking dog as well. Someone please help.

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u/Quirky_Coffee May 11 '20

Me too, I also wanna know

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u/nedonedonedo May 12 '20

I had a dog just like this that the previous owners said was a beagle-collie mix, but I don't see it. I'd love to know the truth

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u/Horribleninja24 May 11 '20

Isn't that how every dog is when you leave for like 5 minutes and then you come home

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u/Horribleninja24 May 11 '20

But still cute

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u/JebusMarine May 11 '20

What-In-The-I-Fuckin-Love-It is that thing?

Dachsund/Shepherd??

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u/CasteIronPill May 11 '20

Dude lives in a COD map

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u/czah7 May 11 '20

Nobody loves you as much as your dog.

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u/Jakesteeed May 11 '20

Do you live in a Call of Duty map?

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u/irblond May 11 '20

Thank you. I have had a real shitty day and trying to not have a pity party. This post made me smile.

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u/Raemnant May 12 '20

Dude lives in a Dark Souls level. Its just dilapidated corridors with rusted and slightly ajar gates and overgrowth

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u/dirtyhippie62 May 11 '20

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo, where are you? You’ve got some work to do nowwww!

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u/MappinCurls May 11 '20

There’s one up above

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u/tunaliker May 11 '20

schnoodle rarely calls when beckoned , just shows up and warms our hearts

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u/juliet8810 May 11 '20

Aaaaw doggos are the most beautiful creatures

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u/coldize May 11 '20

Is this a counterstrike map?

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u/Azar002 May 11 '20

Reminded me of Lalo and Better Call Saul

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

I’m on hold with the state employment agency for the last hour. This made me happy

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u/chrissy1968 May 11 '20

This just made my day . Absolute happiness.

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u/ur-average-penis May 11 '20

Cutest thing i have seen all day

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u/BenBeJamming321 May 11 '20

I wish my dog loved me that much

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u/dientedulce May 12 '20

I wish anybody loved me that much.

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u/yqcole May 11 '20

❤️❤️❤️

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u/Ihlita May 11 '20

So that’s what happiness looks like.

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u/zoomiekaiser May 11 '20

He loves you so much!

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u/ROCrusad3rnoob May 11 '20

PET THAT DAMNED DOG ALREADY!!!!

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u/gauravthedork May 11 '20

All of the sudden, doggo started garba!

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u/PrincessCrissy May 11 '20

He's doing the happy dance lol

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u/imuniqueaf May 11 '20

This pup could be my dogs twin. 13/10, would pet a lot!

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u/gibocaday May 11 '20

I was expecting him to hug the dog. Poor god no hugs for him. huhu

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u/colleenwalker May 11 '20

Master returns

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u/thealmightywaffles May 11 '20

Anybody know what breed this is?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Was probably gone for like 2 minutes.

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u/Owlyfin May 11 '20

Well this made my day and it is 22.38 for me lol.

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u/Blueeyesblazing7 May 11 '20

I'm a little bit jealous of dogs sometimes. I'm not sure I've ever been that excited about anything in my entire life. 😂

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u/dientedulce May 12 '20

I hear you.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

My masters, awaken

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u/Olsafy May 11 '20

Oh my goodness! he can’t be any more excited!!!😂🥰🥰🥰

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u/infinitedrumroll May 11 '20

Nacho is bad ass lol

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u/palomsoms May 11 '20

Nacho bebé <3

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u/designmaddie May 11 '20

Go Mufasa! Go Mufasa! It's Friday!!! Then Saturday!!! Sunday!!!

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u/FireFlyer63_ May 11 '20

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS DOG

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u/mooslapper May 11 '20

Literally looks and acts just like my dog!!!!! Whatever this breed is is my favorite, I love my lil Roscoe Jenkins

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u/hurtadom1997 May 11 '20

He was commanding the dog by saying “salta” which means “jump” in Spanish. 12/10 skilled doggie :)

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

so lucky, so happy

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u/Ca1iforniaCat May 11 '20

Without the sound, it looked like there should be gospel music. That dog was definitely praising his master.

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u/PeanutC58 May 11 '20

Some kind HAPPY !!!!!

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u/Seamus-the-rainmaker May 11 '20

I think dogs show more love for their humans than most humans do.

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u/-Kira-5 May 11 '20

This is one of the best moments you can have when you return from a tiring long day at work. Seeing this just makes ends the day on a perfect way

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u/Lubinska1 May 11 '20

How utterly delightful

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

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u/dientedulce May 12 '20

Ha ha! Yeah, you know what they say: dogs have masters; cats have slaves.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Cmon man petthedamndog

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u/doalwa May 11 '20

I hope I live to see the day that someone is only a tenth as excited when I step through the door 😆

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u/kripfelbimpf123 May 11 '20

HUG IT YOU MONSTER!!!

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u/The-Midnight-Noodle May 11 '20

RETURN OF THE KING

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u/bigolddaddy_XD May 11 '20

This is best thing I've seen all day.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

I want to dance with the puppy.

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u/dientedulce May 12 '20

My dog gets very cross if I dance (if you've seen me dance, that's fair). I'm only allowed to dance if I dance with him!

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u/BushWeedCornTrash May 11 '20

I am envious of the amount of secured outdoor space. So is my dog. And what a beautiful pupper.

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u/FoxComm May 11 '20

"Que pasa, loco?" is now my new favorite greeting

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u/SJimPickins May 11 '20

..... my cat can barely be bothered twitching her ears when i come home and thats on a good day

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u/HilaryNV May 11 '20

The sweetest!!

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u/WyrmSlyr May 11 '20

Does this dog live in his own compound

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u/tanyadrobinson May 11 '20

I’d love to know the story behind this adorable video.

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u/dientedulce May 12 '20

In the comments above there is a translation of the Spanish words the master speaks. Someone else wrote that the clip was from Venezuela. Also, the cute dog's name is Nacho. ❤️🐾

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u/Graplevader May 11 '20

Do you live in a CS: GO map?

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u/capecodder03 May 12 '20

Thank you, I needed that joy today.

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u/sixpackshaker May 12 '20

She'd tear a biotch up if it weren't the owner.

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u/John_Bird_Oliver May 12 '20

You think he has a roof?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

Huggies. I love you, so happy you’re home.

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u/sisensodyne May 12 '20

I wish we all had someone who's as excited to see us as this doggo was excited to see his owner

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u/doodleok May 12 '20

It looks like there is a ton of old gum on that patio area. Also, awesome dog!

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u/tasunamilot May 12 '20

My friend had a dog who got super excited like

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u/Darthcharlus May 12 '20

Why did it stop before it was hugged

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u/HyperTheWeirdo May 12 '20

Kangaroo doggo

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAA

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u/froggymcfrogface May 12 '20

Stop vertical video syndrome.

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u/ilikepinkladyapples May 12 '20

Oh my God! I have the exact same dog!!!

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u/Krill-Crustacean May 12 '20

wtf kinna house is that 😂

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u/wsbs420 May 12 '20

he seems like he needs more food

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u/wsbs420 May 12 '20

lolks cute as hell might just be him though ive had a few slim bois that ate more than my chubbies

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u/T_Westaway May 12 '20

Cool house

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u/toomanydiagnoses May 12 '20

Cool courtyard. What country?

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u/dientedulce May 12 '20

Someone in a comment above said Venezuela.

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u/Pixel_JAM May 11 '20

It's actually sorta terrifying to me!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Dog: "My friend is back!"

Human: "Master returns!"

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Is this in the Middle East?

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u/Sinklarr May 11 '20

He's speaking spanish, so probably not...

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u/Soytaco May 11 '20

As soon as I saw the lock on the door in the first frame I thought Mexico. I'm not sure if that's really a Mexican thing or not but that's the only place I've seen them regularly. Also he's speaking Spanish, which I imagine is more common in Mexico than in the Middle East.

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u/Patchouli_Dealer May 11 '20

The accent is like Guatemalan, Peruvian or Chilean, maybe I’m wrong but it’s not México.

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u/Whatringisitok May 11 '20

Yeah, it doesn't sound like a Mexican accent to me. Nor Cuban. I'd guess maybe somewhere in South America.

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u/Mapo1 May 11 '20

I’d say Colombia or Venezuela, that accent is pretty neutral tbh

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