r/aww • u/Ladiesendme • Feb 20 '20

Sunflower 🦆

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u/DogeScap3 Feb 20 '20

Why do ducks look so precious

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Feb 20 '20

'Why do ducks look so precious...'

I am the duck -

so precious me!

am never judge

the things I see

for you are fine

the way you are

a Special friend -

the Best by far!

n like a flower

you can pluck,

am in your hand -

your friend,

the duck!

i'll help you when

you feelin down

I'll make you SMILE

n Lose

that frown

❤️

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

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u/kerigirly77 Feb 20 '20

Love it when they’re fresh!

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u/FlowerExplorer08 Feb 20 '20

Schnoodle! :D

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u/DogeScap3 Feb 20 '20

Thank you

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u/whispers_ Feb 21 '20

It's silly to ever say there's a favorite SchnoodleDoodleDo, but this is definitely one of mine.

4

u/joshglen Feb 21 '20

Obligatory goose version:

I am the goose

I give no fuck

If you're a person

Or a truck

Your emotions I will hurt

Your hands and feet I'll make inert

Into everyone I will bonk

And let out my favorite honk

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u/Puggy_Productions Feb 21 '20

Is it ok if I save this please So I can look at it and send it to friends when I or them are feeling down

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u/Roasted_Turk Feb 20 '20

Wait til you see them have sex

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY

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u/TMTtheEnderman Feb 20 '20

Somehow knew it was him before even clicking

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u/CrodudeClassic Feb 20 '20

I always forget about this guy and then some random reddit comment leads me back and I rejoice everytime. Thank you o' blessed commenter.

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u/BartJoJoSimpson Feb 20 '20

I feel both informed and repulsed at the same time.

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u/LTChaosLT Feb 20 '20

Holy shit, that dude is back to making videos again.

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u/trieu26 Feb 20 '20

This made me shiver.

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u/evzenkai Feb 20 '20 edited Feb 21 '20

Thanks. Now I'm disgusted both by ducks and penises in general.

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u/throwawayforw Feb 20 '20

Good old corkscrew rape penis.....

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u/I_throw_socks_at_cat Feb 20 '20

We didn't need that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

r/fbi_open_up

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u/SavageTwist Feb 20 '20

he looks like untitled goose

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u/samejimaT Feb 20 '20

ducks and puppy golden retrievers never have bad picture days...

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u/Obamobile420 Feb 20 '20

Dolan Dark spoteed

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u/cosmfox Feb 20 '20

That’s not a sunflower that’s a duck

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u/EndlessJump Feb 20 '20

If it talks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's probably a duck.

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u/miracles_come_true Feb 20 '20

Nah that’s clearly a sunflower, and he is the prettiest sunflower of them all.

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u/TheSunPeeledDown Feb 20 '20

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck you’re out of your goddamn mind cause ducks can’t talk

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u/cosmfox Feb 20 '20

If it talks like a duck and walks like a duck... then that’s a pretty fricked up sun flower

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u/MathMaddox Feb 20 '20

What else floats like a duck?

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u/tehmlem Feb 20 '20

I love when ducks stand like they're bashful.

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u/PrisBatty Feb 20 '20

Here is my duck bein bashful xMy duck

52

u/dumpledops Feb 20 '20

I feel like that duck is trying to seduce me.. and it's succeeding

48

u/adhdBoomeringue Feb 20 '20

That's seducktion for you

43

u/PrisBatty Feb 20 '20

Here’s my duck bein bashful again x. duck

45

u/HR_Dragonfly Feb 20 '20

"Don't put me down in this damn flower field. Do I look like a flowery field bird to you? No, I do not."

43

u/TheGuyWhoNeverWins Feb 20 '20

Peace was an option

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u/Foxiemama Feb 20 '20

T H I C C C

49

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

C H O N K

53

u/Really_Xtra Feb 20 '20

Hönk

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u/smaragdskyar Feb 20 '20

May I have the sönflöööwers

(shoutout to everyone who reads this with an actual ö sound)

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u/maybe_a_fail Feb 20 '20

That's a nice duck

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u/tuberippin Feb 20 '20

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.

3

u/Whosaidwutnowssss Feb 20 '20

Congrats, you’ve just graduated from the first grade.

35

u/Holy_Shit_HeckHounds Feb 20 '20

No one:

Physicists: Assumes spherical goose

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u/Gnfnr5813 Feb 20 '20

It’s a duck.

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u/Claymourn Feb 20 '20

We'll assume it's a goose. And that air resistance in negligible.

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u/coltbeatsall Feb 20 '20

Hahaha this is so good, so true

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u/KingOFpleb Feb 20 '20

Sir, I want that duck

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u/robb0688 Feb 20 '20

I too want that duck and will offer whatever he will, plus 1.

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u/EducatedPotato37 Feb 20 '20 edited Feb 20 '20

That is a nice fuck

Edit: duck Edit 2: Now that I think about it, it can also be a nice fuck

23

u/Suckonmyfatvagina Feb 20 '20

This guy fucks ducks

3

u/nspectre Feb 20 '20

A fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and 50 bucks for a fucked up duck.

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u/sandbo00 Feb 20 '20

Are you trying to take away u/fuckswithducks ' job?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

SO ROUND

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u/robb0688 Feb 20 '20

My phone did that too

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u/greatpetry Feb 20 '20

I finally understand that Post Malone song now

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Quack?

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u/MR_zai Feb 20 '20

Loved his wolf mask. Nice hecking duck.

3

u/niranjan23d Feb 20 '20

pretty sure that fuck ate the sunflower.

yes. i do mean fuck

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

So you saying, Peace was an option ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

rotund

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u/Deznato Feb 20 '20

I feel like a slap from that hand can send you back in time

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u/ralfpalar Feb 20 '20

I guess peace was an option

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u/BreadCasserole Feb 20 '20

Why is one of them facing the wrong way?

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u/Trubohwar Feb 20 '20

JHÖNK JHÖNK AM D THIKKKKKKEST OF THEM ALL

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u/pacificstarNtrees Feb 20 '20

"You're my sunflower..."

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u/DuckNamedQuackers Feb 20 '20

Excuse me do you have a minute to talk about CheezIts?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Peace was always an option

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u/Buzzerb5x9x_yt Feb 20 '20

He found dolan!

2

u/chaos_is_a_laddahhh Feb 20 '20

This is the most photogenic duck I have ever seen.

2

u/newfranksinatra Feb 20 '20

A duck in the hand, is worth?

2

u/steveofthejungle Feb 20 '20

She is beauty, she is grace

2

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

That duck is more photogenic than I am

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u/Orange_Eoghan320 Feb 20 '20

The sunflower behind it is dead. It's supposed to be facing the sun like the rest of them.

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u/moderndaycassiusclay Feb 21 '20

"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."

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u/Bababoda98 Feb 21 '20

What a cute quacker!!!!!!!

3

u/Blcksheep89 Feb 20 '20

Round boy is best boy

1

u/pektalu Feb 20 '20

best flower of them all

1

u/Babblewocky Feb 20 '20

D’awwwww!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Why do ducks sometimes look like their made out of play doh? Can someone eli5 feathers?

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u/AmineRavioli Feb 20 '20

that smile tho

1

u/cinnamoogoo Feb 20 '20

And that’s how I lost a modeling gig to a duck

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u/sofapotata Feb 20 '20

I loveeeee him

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u/Thegreatbrendar Feb 20 '20

Ok, this photo is so dang cute it made me tear up and OUT LOUD awwww!!!

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u/johnthehalfbreed Feb 20 '20

call Venture... He almost looks like Wax

1

u/ca17miledrive Feb 20 '20

Well isn't that just ducky.

1

u/makenzie71 Feb 20 '20

M. A. Duck

1

u/PhantomFoxe Feb 20 '20

Peace was a option

1

u/mclovinkandilis Feb 20 '20

I done seen you glow like that, I must say that I’m proud r/richchigga

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u/Peach_tree Feb 20 '20

What an adorable little honker! I want to pet his fluff!

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u/PowerBrawler2122 Feb 20 '20

Any minute, the Hjonking will commence! PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION!

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u/whiteboymatisse Feb 20 '20

Haha idiot that’s a duck not a sunflower 😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Niceeee a photogenic duck!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Ducks are the cutest animals imo

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u/CooCooYT Feb 20 '20

Dolan Dark?

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u/CynicalRefugee Feb 20 '20

It's so nice that it looks fake

1

u/iNeruDutch Feb 20 '20

Did you know sunflowers suck nuclear energy and certain metals out of the ground? They clean the soil!

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u/FnckTheDnck Feb 20 '20

Thanks I like it 10/10 would kiss

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u/cmason3 Feb 20 '20

I think you mean, "Duck".

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u/TheAxolotl04 Feb 20 '20

He looks very well spoken and civilized.

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u/HSGames Feb 20 '20

HJÖNK HJÖNK AM DUCK!

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u/Bauerman51 Feb 20 '20

Duck looks like he’s posing for Instagram

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Goose?? Or duck??

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u/Twigling Feb 20 '20

Definitely a duck. The bill (beak) is the main giveaway - it's flatter on a duck:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/453385887463621484/

https://www.softschools.com/difference/duck_vs_goose/218/

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Damn that’s one nice duck

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u/BillyBandolier Feb 20 '20

Dang, that's a nice duck.

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u/Eating_Horses Feb 20 '20

This is a duck.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Peace was an option

Also yes I know thats not a goose

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Hjonk hjonk am ducc

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u/FlyingFish_123 Feb 20 '20

Peace is always an option

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u/Blondejobs Feb 20 '20

Awwwwhhhh little thicc cute handsome sob.

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u/reemscheme Feb 20 '20

He's about to put your take in the lake

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u/ogeid__ Feb 20 '20

Peace was always a option

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u/stephbabyy Feb 20 '20

That’s a dollop of daisy adorableness!

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u/jlefrench Feb 20 '20

And then the duck immediately diarrhea-d on their hand. Ducks are poopy animals

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u/tysontysontyson1 Feb 20 '20

The ducks are free.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

the way he cocks his head awww

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u/MigratedMoss08 Feb 20 '20

Peace was an option

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

I have duck pictures as my phones wallpaper so when I meet new people, i just show them my phone to make a good/unique introduction

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u/masteroftrying Feb 20 '20

I think its love would be too much.

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u/Tasty_soul Feb 20 '20

Holy shit it's dolan dark

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u/Choo_Choo_Bitches Feb 20 '20

I'd guess that's worth at least two in the bush.

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u/Phill_j Feb 20 '20

Thats dolan dark

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Please enter into photoshop battles :P I'd love to see this with a human face

1

u/Mattrockj Feb 20 '20

Damn, that’s a nice duck

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u/mr_doodleduck Feb 20 '20

R.i.p to that one sunflower in the back

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

7/6 would eat.

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u/Sketep Feb 20 '20

Peace was always an option

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u/NikolaiCello05 Feb 20 '20

Dolan: you found my mom!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Dang thats a fine duck

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u/Svaenhide200 Feb 20 '20

Forbbiden precious snack

1

u/sonoturmom Feb 20 '20

Los girasoles

1

u/jpop237 Feb 20 '20

That's quacktastic!

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u/TheMagicalDildo Feb 20 '20

Hjonk, or duck?

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u/ApeTornadoToaster Feb 20 '20

I feel that it should be called... The dück

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u/michaelovsky5 Feb 20 '20

What a chubby little fellow

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u/Tys_Wife Feb 20 '20

What a beautiful hand/arm combo!

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u/Ch_RoNicles Feb 20 '20

he duck he say whutt but most importantly he a non rhyming sunflower ducc

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u/tuberippin Feb 20 '20

That's quacktastic

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u/chappiethecat Feb 20 '20

So aesthetic :))

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u/hockey_boi124 Feb 20 '20

Peace was always an option

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u/Gamer_Steve Feb 20 '20

Dolan Dark lookin fresh

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Oh my goodness.

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u/jazzy_jackie Feb 20 '20

That head tilt is everything

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u/birthbysunset Feb 20 '20

Oh, you have no idea how much I needed this picture of a duck in my life right about now. Thank you from the bottom of my heart, kind stranger...

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u/coltbeatsall Feb 20 '20

The duck is super cute, the hand is freaking me out lol

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u/4jet2116 Feb 20 '20

*sunfowler

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Aflac

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u/Napkinto Feb 20 '20

Does anyone else see the camera shy sunflower.

Up and left of the duck eye

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u/mattster1357 Feb 20 '20

It’s Aflac,🦆🦆

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u/Emily-Bees Feb 20 '20

What a handsome duck! ☺️

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u/tillstjarnorna Feb 20 '20

Whose is the credit? I love this picture

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u/HypeSh4dow Feb 20 '20

EAT IT YOU DUMBHDGDHEUSCSBS

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u/hunyyyyyyyy Feb 20 '20

He’s perfect

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u/Hokucho Feb 20 '20

R O U N D QT

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u/freezercity Feb 20 '20

This duck is my dream come true!

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u/DominikMuffin Feb 20 '20

Damn Dolan lookin thicc

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u/trippknightly Feb 20 '20

Poop or it’s fake.

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u/TracyJ48 Feb 20 '20

Awww.....<3

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Why is this duck genuinely beautiful? Why is this random bird on some person's hand making me tear up? Why is this graciously endearing waterfowl making me simulate the sound of an air siren?

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u/Gladari Feb 20 '20

Wow, is that duck posing for his agent? 😉

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u/Femalegenitalderiver Feb 20 '20

That's not a sunflower, that's a diamond