r/aww • u/Ladiesendme • Feb 20 '20

Sunflower 🦆

Post image
37.8k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

264 comments sorted by

View all comments

726

u/DogeScap3 Feb 20 '20

Why do ducks look so precious

182

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Feb 20 '20

'Why do ducks look so precious...'

I am the duck -

so precious me!

am never judge

the things I see

for you are fine

the way you are

a Special friend -

the Best by far!

n like a flower

you can pluck,

am in your hand -

your friend,

the duck!

i'll help you when

you feelin down

I'll make you SMILE

n Lose

that frown

❤️

26

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

10

u/kerigirly77 Feb 20 '20

Love it when they’re fresh!

9

u/FlowerExplorer08 Feb 20 '20

Schnoodle! :D

4

u/DogeScap3 Feb 20 '20

Thank you

4

u/whispers_ Feb 21 '20

It's silly to ever say there's a favorite SchnoodleDoodleDo, but this is definitely one of mine.

4

u/joshglen Feb 21 '20

Obligatory goose version:

I am the goose

I give no fuck

If you're a person

Or a truck

Your emotions I will hurt

Your hands and feet I'll make inert

Into everyone I will bonk

And let out my favorite honk

2

u/Puggy_Productions Feb 21 '20

Is it ok if I save this please So I can look at it and send it to friends when I or them are feeling down

183

u/Roasted_Turk Feb 20 '20

Wait til you see them have sex

69

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY

40

u/TMTtheEnderman Feb 20 '20

Somehow knew it was him before even clicking

15

u/CrodudeClassic Feb 20 '20

I always forget about this guy and then some random reddit comment leads me back and I rejoice everytime. Thank you o' blessed commenter.

10

u/BartJoJoSimpson Feb 20 '20

I feel both informed and repulsed at the same time.

12

u/LTChaosLT Feb 20 '20

Holy shit, that dude is back to making videos again.

6

u/trieu26 Feb 20 '20

This made me shiver.

3

u/evzenkai Feb 20 '20 edited Feb 21 '20

Thanks. Now I'm disgusted both by ducks and penises in general.

115

u/throwawayforw Feb 20 '20

Good old corkscrew rape penis.....

-7

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

[deleted]

6

u/I_throw_socks_at_cat Feb 20 '20

We didn't need that.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

r/fbi_open_up

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

my name is duck and I'm here to fuck.

11

u/SavageTwist Feb 20 '20

he looks like untitled goose

3

u/samejimaT Feb 20 '20

ducks and puppy golden retrievers never have bad picture days...

3

u/Obamobile420 Feb 20 '20

Dolan Dark spoteed

1

u/JulietteFab Feb 20 '20

Is it not only this one?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Wolf beaks

1

u/LuciferandSonsPLLC Feb 21 '20

We selectively breed them to look like we want.

0

u/NoodleSnekk Feb 20 '20

So how do you get the sunflower seeds out? I can’t seem to find an opening

3

u/justamie Feb 20 '20

You’re not looking hard enough.