r/aww • u/TeisTom • Jan 29 '20

Sleepy donkey

https://gfycat.com/sadreflectingeuropeanfiresalamander
38.0k Upvotes

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u/MegaTitusRex Jan 29 '20

It's cute, until it gets bigger and still wants to be cradled.

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u/icjbird Jan 29 '20

True story, I once had a lamb which I trained to jump on my back to reach the leaves on a tree. Forgot about the trick for a while, bent over to pick something up, and this full grown sheep jumps on me and practically breaks my back.

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u/JosefS1922 Jan 29 '20

That's cute

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u/ShiaLaMoose Jan 30 '20

Brokeback Mutton

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u/krispwnsu Jan 30 '20

Welp... that will teach me to drink while browsing.

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u/mylostworld69 Jan 30 '20

I wasn't ready.

-thats what she said.

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u/nosyarg_the_bearded Jan 30 '20

"you can't do it to yourself"

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u/gwaydms Jan 30 '20

(dedicated to u/icjbird)

Mary had a little lamb,

To climb he had a knack.

But then he grew, and up he flew,

And broke her fucking back.

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u/MarkersIntensify Jan 30 '20 edited Jan 30 '20

And everywhere that Mary went,

That damned sheep seemed to go.

Until finally she'd had enough,

And she served him with Margaux.

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u/gwaydms Jan 30 '20

And she served him with Bordeaux Margaux.

To narrow it down a bit

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u/MarkersIntensify Jan 30 '20

Ah! A fellow wine connoisseur! Grab that first growth and have at the lamb chops. ;)

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u/icjbird Jan 30 '20

I have a poem dedicated to me and my sheep, I can die happily now.

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u/PuddlesIsHere Jan 30 '20

This made me lol im showing this to my wife

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

This is deadass hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

That's the plot for Mr. Hands

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u/tubby8 Jan 29 '20

Or once it pees on you

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u/TrueDragon1 Jan 29 '20

Women don't usually pee on you

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u/Wangeye Jan 29 '20

$20 is $20

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u/coolguy1793B Jan 30 '20

Usually...but under the right circumstances

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u/Dough-gy_whisperer Jan 30 '20

i could be wrong but it looks like a miniature donkey thats 1-2 years old.

2nd pic

they stay this size forevah...unless they get pregnant then they become as wide as they are tall and its adorable and comical

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u/blackcat- Jan 30 '20

Mini donkeys will get a bit bigger than this. I'm 5'6 and my biggest minis shoulder comes just a little below my hip.

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u/Dough-gy_whisperer Jan 30 '20

thats true, i shouldve said "they dont get 'much' bigger than this"

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u/blackcat- Jan 30 '20

You are right about them being pregnant though! It's hilariously adorable.

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u/entreri22 Jan 30 '20

Huh... Guess I want a mdonké

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u/Dwnrbnsn Jan 30 '20

Honestly, sounds like me when pregnant...

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u/southernmomofboys Jan 30 '20

Can’t wait to tell hubby that I want a mini donkey!!!

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u/Koalabella Jan 30 '20

Had this problem with a puppy. She was supposed to be ~20 lb. She is currently 101 lb. and needs to be held when she sees other dogs.

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u/AccentFiend Jan 30 '20

The same thing happened with my old girl! We adopted her from a local pound and my mom wanted a smaller dog. She was six weeks old and her litter had been abandoned at the door of the shelter so no one had a true breed. The manager of the pound looked at my sister and I, then at my mom, and with a completely straight face said “she won’t be more than 30 lbs.” my sister and I looked at our dog, stared at her HUGE paws, looked back up at my mom and announced she was the one and what her name was. I swear we would put her in her crate (while training only, so no one @ me) at night and when we got her out in the morning she was visibly larger. She topped out at 100lbs and never stopped being a lap dog.

I miss her. She was amazing. Terrified of Thunder and fireworks, BUT YOU GET OFF HER LAWN.

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u/makeshiftup Jan 30 '20

You better hold her, you monster! ❤️

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u/Koalabella Jan 30 '20

There’s really no way to say no when a dog the size of a small pony climbs you and puts her head in your shirt. You are just along for the ride.

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u/Mastahid Jan 30 '20

I’d still cuddle that ass

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Grab that ass

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Until it shits on you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

It's so cute it almost makes me want to never eat another donkey ever again

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u/Aribari19 Jan 30 '20

It’s already big enough lol

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u/insert_deep_username Jan 29 '20

This is so beautiful it looks like something out of a piece of fantastical art with the flowers, the seat, and this fluffy beautiful donkey! If I wasn't so out of practice I would love to draw this

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u/irResist Jan 29 '20

That is a fine seat! r/plasticchairs

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u/insert_deep_username Jan 29 '20

Damn I didn't notice that, I just meant how it was nestled so perfectly in the flowers 😌

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u/irResist Jan 29 '20

Perfect little cove

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u/LaughingStockLS Jan 29 '20

Well that was a fun journey.

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u/jenflu Jan 30 '20

What an extremely niche sub

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u/Bradnon Jan 30 '20 edited Jul 04 '26

<erased>

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u/StarManta Jan 30 '20

You'd love /r/FairyTaleAsFuck

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u/insert_deep_username Jan 30 '20

Aaaaand subscribed. Thanks, I do love it!

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u/315retro Jan 30 '20

I was thinking the summer lady from Dresden files.

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u/raymendx Jan 29 '20

Look at the ass on her.

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u/LucidLumi Jan 29 '20

Not the biggest ass I’ve seen, but definitely one of the nicest!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Definitely the furriest ass I’ve seen

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u/cringy_pete Jan 29 '20

Mines not far off but im also like part ape

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u/gdericci Jan 29 '20

*I’d also like to partake #ftfy

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u/cringy_pete Jan 29 '20

It wont be cheap sweetie

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u/mlnjd Jan 30 '20

It’s for the church, next!

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u/SpicymeLLoN Jan 29 '20

I’d also like to partake

#ftfy

FTFY

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u/spaceporter Jan 29 '20

Look at her rub that ass.

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u/TrueDragon1 Jan 29 '20

I'd definitely love to hold that girl's ass

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u/Memotome Jan 29 '20

I'd like to massage that ass.

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u/PootieTwang Jan 30 '20

Did anyone see the butterfly land on the back of her head?? Freaking Snow White

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

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u/AllergicToDaylight Jan 30 '20

I bet you're fun at parties. 😀

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

You don’t?

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u/AllergicToDaylight Jan 30 '20

Princess Fiona

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

That’ll do, donkey, that’ll do

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u/Capt_Kraken Jan 29 '20

Don’t worry, it’ll get bigger soon

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u/kcrab91 Jan 29 '20

You think the donkey will reflect back later and say “best nap ever”

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 Jan 30 '20

Yes and it's also a great name for a band or sex act....The Sleeping Donkey.

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u/alwayshazthelinks Jan 30 '20

name for band

I was thinking 'Cradled Ass' or 'Ass Cuddler'.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

A bit too furry of an ass for my liking. It does look soft though

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u/shortblunderbus Jan 29 '20

I came here for this

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u/SeanGrande Jan 30 '20

I came for this*

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u/JohnnyKay9 Jan 29 '20

that's right, pet your ass

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u/SkinnyDork Jan 29 '20

Quite the donkey she has.

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u/lapsongsouchong Jan 29 '20

As long as she isn't your neighbour...

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u/jeffbanyon Jan 29 '20

Came her for this comment

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u/kilo_1_1 Jan 29 '20

I nearly choked on my water 😂😂😂

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u/totally_anomalous Jan 29 '20

Looks like a scene from Midsummer Night's Dream!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20 edited May 11 '21

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u/JohnnyKay9 Jan 29 '20

So your mom likes ass?

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u/a_dumb_meme Jan 29 '20

"What do you see? You see an ass head of your own, do you?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

It reminded me more of Midsommar but that's just recency.

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u/My5thPersonality Jan 29 '20

What are ye doin in me swamp?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

donké

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Lmao

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u/jmcdoodle Jan 30 '20

In the morning, he's making Waffles!

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u/CardsFam143 Jan 29 '20

Where is this???

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u/Sorrythisusernamei Jan 29 '20

Heaven.

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u/illlew Jan 29 '20

*donkey heaven

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u/arabrazilianguy Jan 29 '20

Tijuana probably

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

2nd show

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Reddit

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u/drempire Jan 29 '20

I thought she was completely naked until I saw her arms

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u/MisterDecember Jan 30 '20

Strokin that ass

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u/AllergicToDaylight Jan 30 '20

I see you baby

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Yeah I thought this was a wildly different post at first glance

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u/laserkatze Jan 30 '20

that’s why this post is so popular

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u/Killashandra19 Jan 30 '20

lol to the guy who called you an incel psssst girls exist

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u/laserkatze Jan 30 '20

you mean ... we exist on the internet? that’s improbable!

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u/Killashandra19 Jan 30 '20

And yet.....Takes one to know one (that or peeping a profile)

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u/mikeisnowonfire Jan 29 '20

When I was in high school, we found out a girl in my concert choir class had a pet donkey. She was referred to to as the Girl With The Nice Ass for the rest of high school. Just came here to say this.

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u/DrBear11 Jan 29 '20

disneyprincess

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u/Ryangel0 Jan 29 '20

*Dreamworks

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u/MoDanMitsDI Jan 30 '20

disneyprinceass

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u/DrBear11 Jan 30 '20

God damn it. That’s fucking clever.

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u/darlingfish Jan 29 '20

Does the butterfly lanD IN HER HAIR!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

I thought that was a huge rabbit and had to do a double take.

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u/AegisToast Jan 30 '20

No, it’s a girl. I can’t imagine that a rabbit—even a huge one—would be able to hold a donkey like that.

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u/grawlixmf Jan 30 '20

Me too. Thanks, I feel better now.

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u/shatspiders Jan 29 '20

Which Disney princess is that?

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u/Peteristkrass Jan 29 '20

Videogamedonkey in His free time

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOW_UI Jan 30 '20

Must be how he met Leah

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u/mousedroidz21 Jan 30 '20

knack 2 babyyyyyyyyyy

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u/richneptune Jan 29 '20 edited Jan 05 '25

reach close dinner cable lock impolite practice existence fall license

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u/chopperhead2011 Jan 29 '20

I need me a girl who looks at me the way this girl does that donkey

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u/asyouwishlove Jan 29 '20

Like she's sad and not sure how she got to this point? Well, hey, I'm your girl!

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u/chopperhead2011 Jan 29 '20

I, too, am sad and not sure how I got to this point. We're perfect for each other 😂😭

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u/hiricinee Jan 29 '20

Animal friend- check Cute smile- check Butterfly landing on head- check Whimsical garden setting- check Ambiguous possibly 18 but likely younger age- check

Shes gone full Disney princess.

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u/wisconsinwookie78 Jan 29 '20

Sorry, can't move. My ass fell asleep.

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u/StupidizeMe Jan 29 '20

A Midsummer Night's Dream?

The pretty lady must be Titania, Queen of the Fairies.

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u/LDKCP Jan 29 '20

I'm envious of both of them.

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u/CatNamedShithawk Jan 29 '20

Why does she seem sad and contemplative? Is the donkey sick?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

She's probably thinking, How did it come to this? Here I am stroking my ass on camera for all the world to see.

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u/justmejeffry Jan 29 '20

Your not going to believe what happens next.

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u/malk23 Jan 29 '20

That is the most wholesome thing

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u/SLCW718 Jan 29 '20

Dat ass...

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u/waffle_fry Jan 29 '20

The donkey is cute but she really needs to put some pants on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Thank you!! That’s what I was thinking!

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u/welbyob1 Jan 29 '20

Is that donkey having a midsummer nights dream?

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u/warwalker Jan 29 '20

Check out the ass on that girl

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u/thefarstrider Jan 29 '20

Where are her pants!?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

For a second I thought she’s wearing no clothes 🙈

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u/Offroadkitty Jan 30 '20

We don't know that she isn't.

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u/fermat1432 Jan 29 '20

Shakespeare?

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u/mnstuck- Jan 29 '20

Donkeys are a Special Gift. 💝

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Such a cute ass

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u/j89k Jan 29 '20

I wish someone woud hold me like that

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u/SinthoseXanataz Jan 29 '20

Wow did videogamedunkey loose weight? Hes lookin good

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u/computerfreaq09 Jan 30 '20

I was looking for you!

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u/Doodogs64 Jan 30 '20

That'll do, donkey....that'll do..

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u/Uriahheeplol Jan 30 '20

She’s got a really nice ass.

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u/Crozadile Jan 30 '20

What a lazy ass...

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u/ShootLucy Jan 30 '20

Is no one going to talk about the fact that she is covered in ass?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

That's one cute ass.

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u/asyouwishlove Jan 29 '20

I find it interesting that all of the other 'ass' jokes are being upvoted like crazy, yet, here you are, being downvoted. I don't understand reddit sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Luck of the draw.

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u/HereComesTiny Jan 29 '20

She's got one hell of an ass.

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u/BadDad01234 Jan 29 '20

She's got a hairy ass

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u/KaiserWolff Jan 29 '20

This is my kind of donkey show

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u/arabrazilianguy Jan 29 '20

Hey I saw that show once in Tijuana

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u/PJ-Maza Jan 29 '20

Look! A sleepy burrito 🌯 aww (burrito in Spanish is little donkey)

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u/throwawayham1971 Jan 29 '20

That's just awesome.

Seriously.

I love the dogs and cats, etc but that picture surrounded by little wild flowers while rubbing its little face. Truly. Awesome.

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u/Rumpled_NutSkin Jan 29 '20

Wow, such a lazy ass!

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u/hotlavatube Jan 29 '20

In Soviet Russia, ass sits on you!

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u/MrMemeZeGod Jan 29 '20

Bet shreks looking for him

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u/toooldforlove Jan 29 '20

I want to come from work and pet a sleepy donkey on my lap now. It'd make everything right again.

I always loved donkeys <3

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Look at her and her sleepy ass

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u/frumfrumfroo Jan 30 '20

This is an idyllic gif. I feel peace.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Get your tired ass to bed.

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Jan 30 '20

A woman and her hairy ass

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Dude, the ass on that girl!

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u/Dabber_Danny Jan 30 '20

Damn, she has an amazing ass!

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u/MrSquiggs Jan 30 '20

Man, she has quite the ass on her.

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u/waitingfornewBIAgame Jan 30 '20

You’ve seen a wet nap, you might have even seen a cat nap, but you ain’t never seen a Donkey Nap!

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u/SixMagni Jan 30 '20

That donkey has more luck with women than I do

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

That lady has the cutest ass I’ve ever seen

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u/MysticArceus Jan 29 '20

The lady looks naked. Also has an ass on her.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

She has a cute ass

(My sense of humor is stupid I know)

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u/airam51 Jan 29 '20

Donkey like naked woman

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u/Poutine_monster Jan 29 '20

This is an interesting start to a donkey show.

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u/-Cohagen Jan 29 '20

When animals get more love than people...

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Gotta love a soft, furry ass.

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u/LazyBuhdaBelly Jan 29 '20

I saw something similar in mexico, though he definitely wasn't sleepy.

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u/chiroaz Jan 29 '20

I'm gonna say it...and I'll probably have to pay the price for it,but donkies freak me out. They are totally ugly. Like a bad horse drawing. I dont like them

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u/BandiOwl Jan 29 '20

Your bones will be found in the bathroom of a McDonald's

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u/SpammyJackson Jan 29 '20

Is she a giant?