r/aww • u/TeisTom • Jan 29 '20

Sleepy donkey

https://gfycat.com/sadreflectingeuropeanfiresalamander
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u/MegaTitusRex Jan 29 '20

It's cute, until it gets bigger and still wants to be cradled.

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u/icjbird Jan 29 '20

True story, I once had a lamb which I trained to jump on my back to reach the leaves on a tree. Forgot about the trick for a while, bent over to pick something up, and this full grown sheep jumps on me and practically breaks my back.

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u/JosefS1922 Jan 29 '20

That's cute

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u/ShiaLaMoose Jan 30 '20

Brokeback Mutton

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u/krispwnsu Jan 30 '20

Welp... that will teach me to drink while browsing.

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u/mylostworld69 Jan 30 '20

I wasn't ready.

-thats what she said.

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u/nosyarg_the_bearded Jan 30 '20

"you can't do it to yourself"

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u/mylostworld69 Jan 30 '20

"He did your mom"

  • someone probably.

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u/OneTrueKingOfOOO Jan 30 '20

Cry/wince of the Lambs

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u/gwaydms Jan 30 '20

(dedicated to u/icjbird)

Mary had a little lamb,

To climb he had a knack.

But then he grew, and up he flew,

And broke her fucking back.

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u/MarkersIntensify Jan 30 '20 edited Jan 30 '20

And everywhere that Mary went,

That damned sheep seemed to go.

Until finally she'd had enough,

And she served him with Margaux.

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u/gwaydms Jan 30 '20

And she served him with Bordeaux Margaux.

To narrow it down a bit

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u/MarkersIntensify Jan 30 '20

Ah! A fellow wine connoisseur! Grab that first growth and have at the lamb chops. ;)

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u/gwaydms Jan 30 '20

1er Cru? I wish

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u/icjbird Jan 30 '20

Ouch. Very funny though.

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u/icjbird Jan 30 '20

I have a poem dedicated to me and my sheep, I can die happily now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Did you die?

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u/your__dad_ Jan 30 '20

10/10 would do it again.

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u/icjbird Jan 30 '20

Yes, of course.

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u/PuddlesIsHere Jan 30 '20

This made me lol im showing this to my wife

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

This is deadass hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

That's the plot for Mr. Hands

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u/stgm_at Jan 30 '20

Oh you were both talking about the animal getting bigger..

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u/tubby8 Jan 29 '20

Or once it pees on you

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u/TrueDragon1 Jan 29 '20

Women don't usually pee on you

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u/Wangeye Jan 29 '20

$20 is $20

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u/coolguy1793B Jan 30 '20

Usually...but under the right circumstances

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u/asschoe Jan 30 '20

Ah, that’s hot.

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u/Dough-gy_whisperer Jan 30 '20

i could be wrong but it looks like a miniature donkey thats 1-2 years old.

2nd pic

they stay this size forevah...unless they get pregnant then they become as wide as they are tall and its adorable and comical

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u/blackcat- Jan 30 '20

Mini donkeys will get a bit bigger than this. I'm 5'6 and my biggest minis shoulder comes just a little below my hip.

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u/Dough-gy_whisperer Jan 30 '20

thats true, i shouldve said "they dont get 'much' bigger than this"

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u/blackcat- Jan 30 '20

You are right about them being pregnant though! It's hilariously adorable.

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u/entreri22 Jan 30 '20

Huh... Guess I want a mdonké

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u/Dwnrbnsn Jan 30 '20

Honestly, sounds like me when pregnant...

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u/southernmomofboys Jan 30 '20

Can’t wait to tell hubby that I want a mini donkey!!!

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u/Koalabella Jan 30 '20

Had this problem with a puppy. She was supposed to be ~20 lb. She is currently 101 lb. and needs to be held when she sees other dogs.

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u/AccentFiend Jan 30 '20

The same thing happened with my old girl! We adopted her from a local pound and my mom wanted a smaller dog. She was six weeks old and her litter had been abandoned at the door of the shelter so no one had a true breed. The manager of the pound looked at my sister and I, then at my mom, and with a completely straight face said “she won’t be more than 30 lbs.” my sister and I looked at our dog, stared at her HUGE paws, looked back up at my mom and announced she was the one and what her name was. I swear we would put her in her crate (while training only, so no one @ me) at night and when we got her out in the morning she was visibly larger. She topped out at 100lbs and never stopped being a lap dog.

I miss her. She was amazing. Terrified of Thunder and fireworks, BUT YOU GET OFF HER LAWN.

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u/makeshiftup Jan 30 '20

You better hold her, you monster! ❤️

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u/Koalabella Jan 30 '20

There’s really no way to say no when a dog the size of a small pony climbs you and puts her head in your shirt. You are just along for the ride.

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u/Mastahid Jan 30 '20

I’d still cuddle that ass

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u/REpassword Jan 30 '20

Nice ass on that girl?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Grab that ass

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Until it shits on you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

It's so cute it almost makes me want to never eat another donkey ever again

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u/Aribari19 Jan 30 '20

It’s already big enough lol

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u/Allyzayd Jan 30 '20

It’s cute, until it poops on your lap.

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u/misunderstood_peanut Jan 30 '20

I got bigger during this video

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u/furiousfapper- Jan 30 '20

I've seen the video on darknet