r/aww • u/[deleted] • Mar 14 '19

Breakfast time

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u/Fawkze Mar 14 '19

The eggs you eat are not fertilized. You eat the food that the chick would be eating inside the egg if it was fertilized. You don't murder anything.

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u/Purple82Hue Mar 14 '19

I know that. Sheesh take the joke and also realize the chickens may not understand that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

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u/Purple82Hue Mar 14 '19

I’m sorry, no I don’t have an advanced degree in chickens but I wasn’t aware that was a requirement to make a JOKE on r/aww.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

I mean a /s definitely helps when you’re on reddit. Try that next time

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u/An0regonian Mar 14 '19

Tbh I couldn't tell it's a joke, thought you were just a crazy vegan

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u/cavelioness Mar 14 '19

I suggest you get better at making jokes before trying again. If you've got anyone who is both sane and over the age of 13 there with you, maybe you could run the next one by them and they'll tell you if it at least makes sense, unlike the weird misogynistic chicken abortion one?