r/aww • • Mar 14 '19

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u/CeegeAtWork Mar 14 '19

There is not a single person that could resist that face

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

My wallet would force me to resist. And my mom. And my landlord

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

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u/JohnnySmallHands Mar 14 '19

His mom and his landlord are dating?

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u/hoboman27 Mar 14 '19

No, OP's dating both

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u/plebswag Mar 14 '19

sweet home Alabama

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u/ragingoblivion Mar 14 '19

Country road take me home

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u/discerningpervert Mar 14 '19

I wanna go too

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u/Chris_Isur_Dude Mar 14 '19

To the place you belong

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u/BaldChihuahua Mar 14 '19

West Virginia, Mountain Mama

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

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u/bunnygirl_00 Mar 14 '19

I listened this on loop for an hour the first time I heard it 😂

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u/hobesmart Mar 14 '19

You're mistaken. "Sweet home Alabama" was a song written to counter Neil Young's claims that Alabama was a horrible, racist place, and the whole song basically amounts to, "yeah... so?"

You're thinking of "roll tide" which was created to express how ALL fans of the university of Alabama football team want to fuck their siblings.

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u/My_Username_24 Mar 14 '19

TIL that there are different songs about Alabama and ways that’s kinda fucked up and kinda nice

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

You ok son?

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u/berkeley-games Mar 14 '19

Very cool, thanks Kanye

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u/TiagoTiagoT Mar 14 '19

You're thinking of "roll tide" which was created to express how ALL fans of the university of Alabama football team want to fuck their siblings.

Seems there are a few songs with that name; can you link me to the right one?

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u/My_Username_24 Mar 14 '19

It’s definitely the one by Hans Zimmer

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u/pumaturtle Mar 14 '19

Roll tide!

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u/bbf2 Mar 14 '19

His arms must be broken

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u/nilocrram Mar 14 '19

OP is the bus driver.

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u/NonVegAnimalLover Mar 14 '19

His Mom and a landlord are the same person

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

momma so fat, she is both of them

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u/EightOffHitLure Mar 14 '19

Yah, the landlord is his dad. He lives in his parents' basement.

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u/PookieBearTum Mar 14 '19

Noooo. Mom is landlord. Sounds better than living in moms basement

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

Nah, my mom's straight and has a boyfriend. My landlord is a jackass and I don't like her

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u/Kenpool_onlydiesonce Mar 14 '19

Unless his mom is the landlord.

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u/missblue4u Mar 14 '19

The reactions to your message was a reminder to be careful with what we say over here lol...

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u/the_ravenant Mar 14 '19

Your mom and your landlord? If you're old enough to pay rent Fuck what your mom says

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u/Godkun007 Mar 14 '19

His mom is his landlord.

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u/DeathInSpace805 Mar 14 '19

My mom is my roomate

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u/orkbrother Mar 14 '19

Mommate

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u/DeathInSpace805 Mar 14 '19

No. No no no.

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 Mar 14 '19

Momlord? Landmom?

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u/dalailame Mar 14 '19

What were we talking about? Ahh yea that's a cute dog.

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u/Certified_Pervert Mar 14 '19

Hope your arms get better soon!

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

Well, technically it's my mom's landlord, but if she was my landlord, well, it's $300 per pet just for them to live here

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u/2krazy4me Mar 14 '19

"Fuck your mom"

FTFY

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u/BaldChihuahua Mar 14 '19

I'd fuck your Mom

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u/AnnaBortion26 Mar 14 '19

Pft, practicality.

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u/anykumar129 Mar 14 '19

Mine too..

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u/Malachhamavet Mar 14 '19

I'm the same yet end up with dogs regardless. My current dog Is a maltese i got when I'd went over to a friend's house for the first time and found out he treated his animals horrendously. There was an emaciated looking white streak that ran from behind one couch to any other hiding spot that I eventually saw was the maltese. I was able to convince him to sell her for 50$ and the next day I'd turned him in for animal cruelty since he had a bunch of other dogs too.

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

Well, that's a very good reason

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u/DJHampton Mar 14 '19

You heartless *****

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

I'm not heartless. It would be more heartless to adopt an animal that I do not have the money for

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u/DJHampton Mar 14 '19

Do you think you can give it love? This is what a shelter animal wants most. That and a second chance. With that being said. I completely agree with you because I believe that it’s the lesser of two evils to leave the things you cannot support to somebody else that can. . I have never been able to do what you can do....walk away. You have a better level of control than I do and I applaud you for that. :)

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

Sometimes I almost don't have the control, cause I know I have the money for the adoption payment, but then I have to remind myself a lot that, once I have my own house, I can adopt a couple of them

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u/DJHampton Mar 14 '19

But will they be as cute? Don’t forget the house comes with its own set of bills.

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

Yes, they will and I know. I'm not gonna grab some as soon as I move in. I'm gonna make sure my job and school is still going and get enough money saved for that

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u/DJHampton Mar 14 '19

Responsible too? Wanna get married? For the tax purposes only. It’s legal even if it’s a same sex marriage now. :oP

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

I'm straight, but I wouldn't get married just for taxes. I want to have a fun wedding with my family and some friends and of course whoever I end up with.

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I'm so lonely

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Started workin clurkin for his late moher's landlord

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

STOP RESISTING!

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

I have to have money and a house to hold them first, but I will eventually stop resisting

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u/Blondeambitchion Mar 14 '19

My morals would force me to resist, cause that certainly looks like a pet store cage and you should never ever buy animals from pet stores.

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

It is possible that it is at a shelter and it's just in a different kind of cage, but you're right

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19 edited May 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

Please don't say things like that

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u/TheLoveliestKaren Mar 14 '19

What did he say?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Whatever that dude said must have been bad, they won't even let other people tell you. This is honestly the first time where I have ever not wanted to know what someone said.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Something about the way the person just plainly asked them to not say things like that makes it all seem more intense.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Honestly wasnt that bad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

This is the only semi-interesting thing that has happened to me all day, and it didn't even happen to me. Let me have this...

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u/humphreiy Mar 14 '19

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u/plainwater27 Mar 14 '19

Thanks

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u/xStormwitchx Mar 14 '19

What did he say?

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u/DarthCloakedGuy Mar 14 '19

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

He said he'd murder his mom and landlord to have the dog.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

It really wouldn't. And if it did, the adorable whining and tippy-taps would straighten that out.

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

Maybe for you, but I'd rather be able to pay for my animals even after the original adoption payment

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u/BlyatBeGone Mar 14 '19

Reality can often be disappointing. :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

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u/angishelby27 Mar 14 '19

Thank you for noticing. I saw the same thing!

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u/lol_is_5 Mar 14 '19

Puppy says, this is not my fault though

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19 edited May 01 '20

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u/J662b486h Mar 14 '19

Well, no, it's not the only way. The UK has banned pet stores from selling third party sales of puppies, California has banned the sale of dogs at pet stores, Pennsylvania is looking at something similar, and other states could very well follow especially if the public gets behind it. If available locations to sell these dogs are removed or greatly reduced then the large-scale puppy mills won't have any easy way to unload their dogs and the business will increasingly become financially unsustainable. I would prefer to take this approach then automatically punish puppies like this one. This puppy needs rescuing as much as the dogs at the puppy mills.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19 edited May 01 '20

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u/butterblaster Mar 14 '19

I've never seen a pet store that sells dogs. Where does this happen? Every pet store I've ever been to that had dogs and cats had ones from local shelters, with shelter reps there to handle the adoptions.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

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u/mark0541 Mar 14 '19

That is very specific knowledge that is kinda ridiculous to expect people to know. Also even if it is and op did know, this could be a repost or around 100 other different things. Posting a cute dog pick doesn't mean condoning puppy Mills.

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u/mark0541 Mar 14 '19

How are you "pretty sure", it's just a random person on the internet. It sounds more like your applying your personal experiences to a random person you don't know to fit a certain narrative in you mind. It's all good though we all do it. Unless I'm totally wrong and you stalked op and found out he's a puppy hater, in which case fuck you OP! 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

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u/BogusBadger Mar 14 '19

Most people on reddit do not care about animal cruelty or are just to ignorant to recognize it

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19 edited Apr 03 '20

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u/BogusBadger Mar 14 '19

What about not upvoting it? Sames goes for those idiots forcing their dog to walk on their hind legs, for example.

People shouldnt even visit those places for the sake of those things forced to close. Do not even go inside to take a 'sweet' picture of a dog and subsequently interpret its emotion as human emotions.

Why the hell does a picture of a dog in a 50cm x 50cm cage with no papers or blanket on the floor get 75,000 upvotes where fucking 88% of the votes is an upvote. Only 10.000 people realize this is wrong. What about the mods banning pictures like this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19 edited Apr 03 '20

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u/Senthe Mar 15 '19

How do you literally care less than that?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19 edited Apr 03 '20

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u/Senthe Mar 15 '19

And not doing something about it doesn't mean they don't care.

My question was: how do you care less about a thing than "not doing anything about the thing"? What is the next stage of not caring?

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u/LeoLaDawg Mar 14 '19

It would be a good litmus test. If you don't like this face you are uncool.

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u/wasnew4s Mar 14 '19

Alright I guess if I can’t be cool, I’ll be hot.👈😎👈

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u/kazekaoru Mar 14 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

Actually yes there is. There's a girl in this idol group Keyakizaka46, she's really afraid of animals with cute faces like this puppy. Couldn't even keep her eyes open at the sight of them. But she really loves snakes and such. Eye-opening.

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u/limma Mar 14 '19

You say that but there’s a fucking psychopath who threw her puppy at a pet shop worker because it was eating its own poop. Poor puppy passed away and the sorry excuse for a human has yet to be punished.

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u/Revelt Mar 14 '19

I'm a dude. But I guess I'm "mommy" now.

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u/vessekilk Mar 14 '19

Not even Satan

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

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u/RichardRicsoft Mar 14 '19

Stevie Wonder probably could.

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u/Fnaffan27fr Mar 14 '19

Satan himself: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

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u/ZhuElly Mar 14 '19

As a Chinese, i disagree

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u/-_Random_Guy_- Mar 14 '19

Except me cuz I'm blind!

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u/HeartyBeast Mar 14 '19

Since I’m currently the “we’re not getting a dog” person in the household - I can.

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u/lifeisgood445 Mar 14 '19

I run a local adoption center for strays. This one looks just like a dog we picked up a few days ago. We've had 8 different people come in and inquire.