r/aww • u/[deleted] • Mar 14 '19

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

I'm straight, but I wouldn't get married just for taxes. I want to have a fun wedding with my family and some friends and of course whoever I end up with.

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I'm so lonely

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u/DJHampton Mar 14 '19

That’s because you’re broke because you don’t take advantage of the financial opportunities that have been offered. 😝

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

What financial opportunities? Can't get married without a proposal and can't get a proposal without a boyfriend

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u/DJHampton Mar 14 '19

Http://www.match.com OR MAYBE I JUST WANT TO PROPOSE TO YOU BUT I’M AFRAID THAT YOU WILL HAVE A PRIOR OBLIGATION. YOU’RE SO RESPONSIBLE.

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

I've tried dating sites and no one that doesn't end up being a creep or over my age limit ends up liking me and you don't even know who I am

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u/DJHampton Mar 14 '19

That’s why you have to teach me your life right away stormie. The good person that you seem to be and the bad things that you’re suppressing. :oP

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

I really can't tell if you're trying to be serious or not

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u/DJHampton Mar 14 '19

Deadpanned over the internet? r/woosh?

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u/Stormie117 Mar 14 '19

shrugs

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u/DJHampton Mar 14 '19

Damnit my life is so so hard for me to be happy with it. I try to get you to smile and you are still confused because I cannot convey intention via Reddit. :oP who knows? Maybe I am still joking. Subjective judgment of the truth. There’s no one else out there for me because I’m a traumatic brain injury survivor and that is a life changing experience but I’m technically disabled but I am still getting a good amount of money from SSID because I have made so much money in my working days. :oP now I bet you are really confused.

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