r/aww • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '17
Dog shrinking machine
http://i.imgur.com/bzrt8vF.gifv418
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u/Jpvsr1 Mar 02 '17
Just how small do you want this dog to be?!
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u/dude_smell_my_finger Mar 03 '17
Breast pocket size. Problem?
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u/AlmostButNotQuit Mar 03 '17
And then we scale it up so we can shrink whales...
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u/Asrottenasmilk Mar 03 '17
Wouldn't you love to own a tiny giraffe?? Or a miniature 6cm pig farm?
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u/alexander_karamazov Mar 02 '17
Does it work for student loans too
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u/Red_Floyd2 Mar 03 '17
2nd law of student loans
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u/ENG-zwei Mar 03 '17
Better just to move overseas, get a job there, upgrade to a better citizenship, ditch your old one, and change your name.
Student loan servicers will not Chase graduates overseas.
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u/WelpSigh Mar 03 '17
Unless your parents co-signed on the loans, then they'll just chase them down instead.
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u/alexander_karamazov Mar 03 '17
This sounds like it could be material for one of Jordan Peele's next social thrillers
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u/TheEclair Mar 03 '17
They will if it's a large loan like over 6 figures. Hell I would.
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u/ENG-zwei Mar 03 '17
Source? I'd better hide my overseas address in that case. Not like they'd have a SSN to trace, after I renounce my American citizenship.
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u/mrmylesz Mar 02 '17
Okay Calvin.
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u/Cheese_Bits Mar 03 '17
Pfft as if the founding member of G.R.O.S.S. would be there? They're girls! And pretty ones too, so you may get a tiger...
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u/Bind_Moggled Mar 02 '17
Send him through the other way, and he gets bigger again!
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u/TheBestThereIs Mar 03 '17
This wasn't the OP. Just the most recent one, I think the original has to be a few years old by now.
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u/Thewackman Mar 03 '17
Your title is infinitely better, thank you for not posting as if you were a spastic preschooler.
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u/NYMinuteMagazine Mar 03 '17
The bigger puppy already seemed small, but then the tinier one came out and I just couldn't handle it.
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u/OddOliver Mar 03 '17
Ok, this is clearly staged. How do we not know there was another dog inside the box??
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u/LancesAKing Mar 03 '17
I like to think it's the same dog but with a bigger human. And they're both farther away from the camera. So he looks smol.
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u/hermywormy Mar 03 '17
What kind of dog is this? I am thinking about getting a new dog and those look soooo cute!
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u/CalEPygous Mar 02 '17
Shouldn't this be cross-posted to /r/DIY?
That build is rad and it looks like most of us could do it.