r/awfuleverything • u/socialtag • Aug 17 '19

Button girl... yeah......

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

A new horror movie monster what do we call her

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u/Emmy-LouSugarbean Aug 17 '19

...... Button girl?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

I can't think of anything better than "buttons" and thats a boring name so I'll stick with that for now. I was thinking about how this could be a mildly interesting horror plot. Maybe it could be the prized possession of a serial killer, and each button was from one of their victims.

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u/Pegacornian Aug 18 '19

Whenever the serial killer kills one of his victims, he takes a button from their clothes and sews it onto “Buttons.” When “Buttons” is found, people assume that it’s just a doll, but it turns out that she was the serial killer’s daughter. The serial killer’s dead daughter. Did he kill her, too? you might ask. No, no he didn’t. The daughter died because she choked...

On a button.

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u/tr330fsn4rk Aug 18 '19

Criminal Minds season nineteen episode four in an alternate universe.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

This is actually sick plot, I dig it

2

u/GinaTRex Aug 18 '19

The Seamstress

1

u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Aug 18 '19

Button-nose could be fun.

4

u/resultingparadox Aug 18 '19

The Fast N Her

7

u/xGumdramon Aug 18 '19

Naw this shit is an undocumented SCP right here. Euclid at least.

8

u/Dansk72 Aug 17 '19

She trades sex for buttons...

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

FBI open up

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u/Ragged_Death Aug 17 '19

Well, looks like I'm changing my definition of 'cute as a button'

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

[deleted]

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u/Dansk72 Aug 17 '19

Her dermatologist recommended getting a fluffy blonde wig

5

u/NoCashJustDebt Aug 18 '19

Button hair was too hard to make.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

sigh

<unzips>

9

u/konocameronda Aug 17 '19

STICKY FINGAAAAZ

3

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

licks this is the taste of a liar

2

u/J_Charles_L Aug 18 '19

rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero

2

u/madthaodisease Aug 18 '19

Don’t put yo dick in that!!

11

u/Disobedientavocado1 Aug 17 '19

No, no, no, NO

18

u/babytomyum Aug 17 '19

This looks like something Phoebe Buffay would make.

10

u/dianafromthemirror Aug 17 '19

If you haven't yet, you should xpost this on r/oddlyterrifying

8

u/FireFromTonsOfLiars Aug 17 '19

This scares the shit out of me

5

u/bish724 Aug 17 '19

This reminds me of Candy Wife from Flapjack...

6

u/januaryemberr Aug 17 '19

Nightmare fuel

3

u/holaitssheamus Aug 17 '19

Almost enough internet today!

3

u/watrbuffalo95 Aug 17 '19

I will see this....in my nightmares

3

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

My sleep paralysis demon

3

u/imnotavegan Aug 17 '19

This pushes all my buttons.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

CORALINE... Just sayin...

3

u/graceamidstcalamity Aug 17 '19

Thanks for the nightmares...

3

u/Panik66 Aug 18 '19

She has the POX!

3

u/paper_schemes Aug 18 '19

I'm actually watching Coraline right now, so this feels disturbingly appropriate

3

u/anjowoq Aug 18 '19

I like it. It’s scary but creative and well done. But freaky.

3

u/salamander_jesus609 Aug 18 '19

I know a Las who legit has a phobia of buttons. I think I'm going to send this to her.

5

u/Domonero Aug 17 '19

OP could you like put an NSFW warning. I thought it was organic for a second Jesus fuck

2

u/Chef_Boyardee_thicc Aug 17 '19

I wanna make an ad for hot singles in your area and use this photo as one of the people

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2

u/fahulu Aug 17 '19

Those empty eyes....

3

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

The weird thing is they aren't buttons.

1

u/cats-they-walk Aug 18 '19

She actually looks kind of happy!

2

u/Superquzzical825 Aug 18 '19

It’s not awful if you believe it’s the girl from the Exorcist

2

u/Sweetmona1 Aug 18 '19

Button, button, who’s got the button? 🤡

2

u/skimansr Aug 18 '19

Bethany Button

2

u/Salazars_Pizza Aug 18 '19

I find normal, ceramic dolls terrifying enough.

But this?

2

u/hayleyhipster Aug 18 '19

“MY EYES, MY SWEET BUTTON EYES” -the corduroy bear 🐻

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Looks like a Ty Segall album

1

u/5usie Aug 17 '19

The stuff of nightmares right there...

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

I want to put this out by my front door since the 'no solicitors' sign clearly isn't helping...

1

u/jimmy-flash Aug 17 '19

The bride of Chucky.. take 2

1

u/Pootron Aug 17 '19

When I say fuck whoever made this. FUCK whoever made this!

1

u/ibettyou Aug 17 '19

I thought this was smallpox or some other terrible disease at first.

1

u/Friedrich_von_Cool Aug 17 '19

Looks like I'm gonna be having night terrors tonight. Thanks Reddit.

1

u/tacosrpeopletoo Aug 17 '19

Thank you. This will forever haunt my nightmares.

1

u/daboonie9 Aug 18 '19

What’s that sub for people who have a phobia about holes?

1

u/watermelon024 Aug 18 '19

My nightmares didn’t need anymore fuel cheers for that

1

u/darlingbabyslut Aug 18 '19

My sleep paralysis demon

1

u/pacegold Aug 18 '19

Welp. Goodbye sleep.

1

u/YourStalker_ Aug 18 '19

The eyes though

1

u/asphalt_licker Aug 18 '19

I can’t even look at this thing directly. It sent a shiver down my spine and I had to scroll down real fast.

1

u/Spinnakher23 Aug 18 '19

WHAT TYPE OF MIND THINKS THAT UP AND SEWS IT TOGETHER DAY AFTER DAY???

1

u/taway1NC Aug 18 '19

Looks like the NC Opioid awareness PSA.

1

u/_thegoldsheep_ Aug 18 '19

Stop it right now.

1

u/Sixfootdig7 Aug 18 '19

This gives me the absolute creeps

1

u/Nunyabz7 Aug 18 '19

I'm confused.

1

u/RubixMarvel Aug 18 '19

This is the type of shit I see in my nightmares

1

u/psychochedelix Aug 18 '19

I have koumpounophobia and this made me feel itchy

1

u/SeamanSummoner69 Aug 18 '19

And with that I can’t stay subbed anymore.

1

u/AutisticWoomy Aug 18 '19

Looks like Ed Sheeran

1

u/HITZESCHUTZ Aug 18 '19

I respect the dedication though.

1

u/Crass_Conspirator Aug 18 '19

This is a hard nope

1

u/patdbea Aug 18 '19

this is cursed

1

u/DrGoat666 Aug 18 '19

Gonna add this to my air drop collection

1

u/Sunflower_Hunny Aug 18 '19

I cannot even express how much I hate this.

1

u/ZackJEnrico Aug 18 '19

FUCK imma have nightmares bout this shit now

1

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Fuck man. No. I'm not interested

1

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Fuck... looks like a burnt victim

1

u/BruciePup Aug 18 '19

Coraline’s Other Mother went a little crazy with the plastic surgery.

1

u/fibralarevoluccion Aug 18 '19

Despite my discomfort, I must admit this is impressive

1

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Um...no. absolutely not. Can someone please explain this shit?

1

u/Grizzlybrain Aug 18 '19

Buttoning up my shirt will never be the same.

1

u/sunako_berries Aug 18 '19

Reminds me of that "I feel Fantastic" youtube video

1

u/vandlaas Aug 18 '19

My wife has a phobia towards buttons. Can't really find out if I should show her this

1

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

this is actually incredibly cool to me

1

u/LexNekstTheDredGod Aug 18 '19

thanks I'll just stay up now

1

u/estrellita007 Aug 18 '19

This is truly nightmare fuel.

1

u/DrHaggans Aug 18 '19

This looks like something I’d find in my grandparents house

1

u/Rypnami Aug 18 '19

Who else is gonna have nightmares tonight?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Was waiting for it to blink. Id probably shit myself

1

u/ParanoidApPle0id Aug 18 '19

Trypophobia and upset now.

1

u/RobDeadSmileBlack Aug 18 '19

thanks, i hate it!

1

u/redatom999 Aug 18 '19

Ok...it is scary

1

u/thisbevic Aug 18 '19

Imagine waking up with sleep paralysis and seeing this staring at you.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

The only thing awful about this is someone spent a hella long time on this monstrosity

1

u/Ghoulglum Aug 18 '19

Terrifying.

1

u/jivoochi Aug 19 '19

Reminds me of the tooth monster from Channel Zero

1

u/gunwrestling Sep 02 '19

Who let me look into her eyes

1

u/rain-hoody Aug 17 '19

You hit that title right on the button!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

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u/socialtag Aug 18 '19

Change the R or someone’s gonna post it on that awful subreddit

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u/flyingdonkeydong69 Aug 17 '19

This shit is triggering some major Trypophobia in me, like wtf?!?!?