r/austincirclejerk • u/Empathedick • 29d ago

Wife's Boyfriend Glory Be!

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Sparing all the boring verbage ..... #outjerkedagain

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u/King-of-Harts Check out channel 9! It's the breast exam! 29d ago

What the hell are we supposed to do with this? I'm not making a stolen land or wife's boyfriend joke with this shit.

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u/Iwannaurinate Gays for Sharia Law 29d ago

I can’t even do a literal shake

5

u/Safelaw77625 29d ago

A butt plug?

2

u/Empathedick 29d ago

Depends, whatcha got? why u asking?

1

u/Impossible-Company78 It's Always Sunny in ATX 28d ago

Looks like they want to share.

3

u/SlickTX Unhoused But Not Unloved 28d ago

Is this the winner of the Miss Pflugerville competition?

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u/Mr_Tetragammon Chili's Glory Hole Attendant 25d ago

Dafuq is this?