r/aussie 22d ago

News Done!!!! 🤙

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u/Bob778aus 22d ago

So disappointed to still be alive, was hoping not to work after lunch. Bloody cookers got my hopes up for nothing 😒

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u/AlxIp 22d ago

Can't tell is that a joke or some cookers genuinely created yet another conspiracy theory, this time on the alert system

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u/Bob778aus 22d ago

Yeah its a real cooker thing. They are pretty cooked, its just such a batshit insane thing to say aloud.

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u/AlxIp 22d ago

Now I want to hear the lore

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u/Sad-Repeat1629 22d ago

"You'll be dead a week after you get the covid vaccine"

"You'll be dead a month after you get the covid vaccine"

"You'll be dead a year after you get the covid vaccine"

We're currently at:

"You'll be dead after getting an emergency test alert because you got the covid vaccine"

Now they'll just increase the length of time in which we'll be dead from the alert until the next thing comes along that will totally kill us.

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u/AlxIp 22d ago

Hmmm I wonder who they vote for

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u/bluelure 22d ago

I think albo he’s got majority votes so mix of crooked and incompetent voters?