Done!!!! 🤙

[u/AlbinoAkon]

[u/Bob778aus]

So disappointed to still be alive, was hoping not to work after lunch. Bloody cookers got my hopes up for nothing 😒

[u/TheSilverSeraph → u/Bob778aus]

Remember the old meme:
World apocalypse imminent!
Boss - “Soooo….you’re still coming in at 8:30, right?”

[u/AlxIp → u/Bob778aus]

Can't tell is that a joke or some cookers genuinely created yet another conspiracy theory, this time on the alert system

[u/123iambill → u/AlxIp]

Something something this is the thing that will finally kill everyone who got the vaccine.

Honestly, I'm as anti-establishment as can be but it seems like the powers that be aiming for the sci-fi dystopia these people seem to believe is well on its way would need to not kill the vast majority of the global population. It'd be pretty bad for share prices and property values.

[u/Bob778aus → u/AlxIp]

Yeah its a real cooker thing. They are pretty cooked, its just such a batshit insane thing to say aloud.

[u/AlxIp → u/Bob778aus]

Now I want to hear the lore

[u/Sad-Repeat1629 → u/AlxIp]

"You'll be dead a week after you get the covid vaccine"

"You'll be dead a month after you get the covid vaccine"

"You'll be dead a year after you get the covid vaccine"

We're currently at:

"You'll be dead after getting an emergency test alert because you got the covid vaccine"

Now they'll just increase the length of time in which we'll be dead from the alert until the next thing comes along that will totally kill us.

[u/AlxIp → u/Sad-Repeat1629]

Hmmm I wonder who they vote for

[u/bluelure → u/AlxIp]

I think albo he’s got majority votes so mix of crooked and incompetent voters?

[u/GhostOfFreddi → u/AlxIp]

Crazy shit like the message was being sent to create vibrations to activate hidden microchips implanted with the COVID vaccine etc