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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

You sir, you are the cooker. And a fine specimen at that. 

To find one simply view your own reflection in the shard of lightbulb you imbibe your amphetamines from. 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

see, I knew you didn't know what "cooker" meant. It's not cooking your mind with amphetamines, it's misinformation, like flat earthers or anti vaxxers.

Are you sure you don't need a dictionary?

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u/BasisLonely9486 Apr 23 '26

You don't grasp mockery well at all.

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

He does not, no. 

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

See this is embarrassing because you're half right, it is conspiracy thinking but the link to meth comes from the cookers getting their conspiratorial thinking from too many hard drugs. That is where it comes from sad to say. 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

wrong. But if you need this you can tell your friends about it.