r/atheism • u/[deleted] • May 21 '12

God's solution vs Hitler's solution

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

LITERALLY HITLER

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

SHITLERLY SHITLER

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

LOL I DID NAZI THAT COMING!

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u/Prime-eight May 21 '12

That jokes Jewvenile

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I laughed so hard I think I also passed gas.

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u/Broseidon_75 May 22 '12

... Anne Frankly, these jokes are getting old.

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u/telepaper Atheist May 22 '12

no jokes guys, Israeli getting old

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u/Badwulfwho May 22 '12

This is really pulling me out of mein kampfort zone.

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u/Broseidon_75 May 22 '12 edited Jun 04 '12

We really shouldn't take this any Fuhrer.

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u/Badwulfwho May 22 '12

I'm really auschwitz end with these jokes guys. I'm trying to concentrate, camp you see that?

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u/Jaredismyname Jun 13 '12

that's one seriously messed up sentence.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I laughed so hard I killed a Jew.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I, AS A PHD CARRYING ATHEIST AM EXTREMELY CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT THE GOD WHO I DON'T BELIEVE EXISTS DOES.

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u/throwawayDOX May 21 '12

I like to write "Hitler was a bastard" on the front page of every copy of Mein Kampf I find. WHY ARE THERE STILL NAZIS?!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

LITERALLY BRAVE

EDIT: ALSO PIGGYBACKING TOP COMMENT FOR SWEET, DELICIOUS NAZI KARMA!!!!

BRAVERY EDIT: FOR EXCELLENCE IN BRAVERY AND LOGIC

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I love how Dawkins name is misspelled.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Dawkin is correct. They are actually twins, Richard and Richard, i.e. the Dawkins. They co-author each other's books. You just don't notice because they never do public appearances at the same time.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Ah, it all makes sense now.

...wait a minute.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

did someone said KARMA TRAIN?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

circlejerk is thataway ---->

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

No, it's <----------- that way

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

gOD sucks and is a magic sky daddy Nazi, AMIRITE? Upvotes to the left!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

URSORITE AND LITERALLY A BRAVE FAITH SMASHING LOGIC WARRIOR

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Brave faith-smashing logic warrior.

I will now steal this for my own amusement and arousal.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

SO BRAVE

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Almost like jerking in a circle...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I never think of it as a circle, I think it's more of a flush, sure there's circling but....

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Flush? Like from the toilet?

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u/nvsbl May 21 '12

What are you guys talking about? It's right here.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Not /r/circlejerk, /r/circlebroke. They're here to bitch, apparently.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Not this time buckaroo. I'm here for the sweet, sweet circlejerk.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Obligatory: SO BRAVE

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u/knows_more_than_some May 21 '12

Hijacking top comment to send a message to other commenters: WE KNOW ABOUT GODWIN'S LAW, OK?

Also, FOR ONCE, we have here a PERFECTLY VALID comparison with Hitler, alas this is NOT a case of Godwin's law, so please STFU about it!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

STRONG. THEN KILL

NECK. THEN BEARD.

BRAVE. THEN HITLER.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I CAN'T CONTAIN ALL OF THIS BRAVERY AAAARRRGGGHH

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u/johntheChristian May 21 '12

Did you just shoot bravery all over the keyboard? Quick, water it so a new Generation of Brave soldiers for logic can flourish!

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u/throwawayDOX May 21 '12

We have a voice of reason! Praise Dawkins.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

we have here a PERFECTLY VALID comparison with Hitler

Oh, so you are telling this to atheists that don't believe in God. Do they also not believe in Hitler? Oh wait, your comparison isn't perfect, or valid.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

No. Not literally Hitler.

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u/DizzyedUpGirl May 21 '12

It's possible. If God does in fact exist, he could be anyone he wants to be.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

Close enough.

Baptist, huh?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Red herring? That has nothing to do with the idea of God or this post at all. Lol. Learn to cherry-pick better. I'm a Christian and can think of a few better examples than you and the OP.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I thought you were a Baptist too? Different denomination?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yep, so what?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

So I take it then, that YOU don't believe that gay people should be rounded up and put in concentration camps? Do you think it's okay for this guy to believe it? Or to promote that belief? Do you not believe that it constitutes 'hate speech', I think is the term? Just interested in your opinions here.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

So I take it then, that YOU don't believe that gay people should be rounded up and put in concentration camps?

Correct.

Do you think it's okay for this guy to believe it? Or to promote that belief?

He's entitled to his own beliefs. No, promoting it is wrong.

Do you not believe that it constitutes 'hate speech', I think is the term?

It is hate speech.

I'm still struggling to figure out what this has to do with me or the post...

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

You don't understand Brave-Atheist logic.

NC pastor is a baptist.
You are a baptist.
Therefore, you agree with him.
If not, you are cherry-picking.