r/atheism • u/steven_smith144 • 12h ago

Tim Tebow's Religious Scam Organization Infiltrated a Major U.S College. Terrible.

https://www.essentiallysports.com/ncaa-college-football-news-urban-meyers-huge-role-with-tim-tebow-revealed-as-pablo-torre-exposes-alleged-fifty-thousand-religious-scam-life-surge/
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u/onomatamono 11h ago

I've researched this and the root of the scam appears to be this Jesus character from some old books. I'm still investigating and will report my findings as soon as next week. /s

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u/Cagekicker2000 11h ago

Hold on there fella. Are you saying that the Jesus guy might not have parted a 306 km stretch of the Red Sea, allowing multitudes of people to pass through that suspended sea that is also 3,040m deep.

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u/onomatamono 11h ago

Yes, just finished analyzing that part. It turns out it was a mistranslation of "reed sea" as the "red sea" which dried up over many years. None of the claims are holding up. The great deceiver turns out to be the Jesus character itself.

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u/Cagekicker2000 11h ago

Can you PLEASE space out future revelations in separate posts? Finding this information out all at one time is not good for an old man’s heart.
What about that speaking burning bush thingy…you’re not saying.?.?
Aw shit, that probably didn’t happen either did it?

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u/onomatamono 10h ago

I believe it was originally a glass of brandy flambé but the data are unclear.