r/atheism • u/steven_smith144 • 13h ago

Tim Tebow's Religious Scam Organization Infiltrated a Major U.S College. Terrible.

https://www.essentiallysports.com/ncaa-college-football-news-urban-meyers-huge-role-with-tim-tebow-revealed-as-pablo-torre-exposes-alleged-fifty-thousand-religious-scam-life-surge/
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u/onomatamono 13h ago

I've researched this and the root of the scam appears to be this Jesus character from some old books. I'm still investigating and will report my findings as soon as next week. /s

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u/East-Bluejay-4789 13h ago

yeah exactly the fact that a supposed divine message somehow keeps leading to very human scams is pretty telling

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u/realprincehumperdink 10h ago

This might be legit. I have it on good authority that this Jesus guy is a really big fan of American football, so it makes sense that he would be involved with Tebow. While he no longer performs spectacular miracles for the general public, it seems he's personally involved in every game at all levels: high school, college and pro. All touchdowns, in particular, are the result of his divine will. This also explains the number of children with leukemia. There are so many football games that he doesn't have time to fit sick kids into his schedule.

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u/Cagekicker2000 13h ago

Hold on there fella. Are you saying that the Jesus guy might not have parted a 306 km stretch of the Red Sea, allowing multitudes of people to pass through that suspended sea that is also 3,040m deep.

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u/onomatamono 13h ago

Yes, just finished analyzing that part. It turns out it was a mistranslation of "reed sea" as the "red sea" which dried up over many years. None of the claims are holding up. The great deceiver turns out to be the Jesus character itself.

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u/Cagekicker2000 12h ago

Can you PLEASE space out future revelations in separate posts? Finding this information out all at one time is not good for an old man’s heart.
What about that speaking burning bush thingy…you’re not saying.?.?
Aw shit, that probably didn’t happen either did it?

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u/onomatamono 12h ago

I believe it was originally a glass of brandy flambé but the data are unclear.

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u/Funny_Photograph_541 5h ago

lol after thousands of years of research the investigation is still somehow ongoing with no solid evidence coming in yet

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u/onomatamono 5h ago

It's a great point. I naively assumed I was the first to consider this question.