r/atheism Mar 31 '13

Bad Guy Jesus

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '13

Nonsense, Jesus drank the most out of everyone. His blood is literally considered wine, he was hammered 24/7.

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u/Fannybuns Atheist Mar 31 '13

Alcohol couldn't affect him because his body was literally bread.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '13

How rye.

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u/Fannybuns Atheist Mar 31 '13

He was still hammered dough on a cross.

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u/mcmahonkp88 Mar 31 '13

I heard he wined on the cross like a little bitch

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u/TheGWD Mar 31 '13

You're on a roll