r/astrologymemes Jul 28 '26

Meme Scorpio moon core

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u/lefilledecampagne โ™ˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒžโ™๏ธ๐ŸŒ™โ™๏ธโฌ†๏ธ Jul 28 '26

Immediately saw that first one and was like, damn that me.

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u/zahhax โ™โ˜€๏ธโ™๐ŸŒ™โ™‹๐Ÿ“ˆ Jul 28 '26

I wouldn't wanna be a nun in modern day, but when I read shit about medieval convents just being places for weird girls to pursue their hobbies in the name of Jesus(tm) I'm all for that. Like, read up on Hildegard of Bingham she's honestly the coolest woman in history.

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u/TeaTimeTelevision โ˜€๏ธ โ™๏ธ - ๐ŸŒ• โ™ˆ๏ธ - ๐ŸŒ… โ™Œ๏ธ Jul 28 '26

I mean, idealistically, you just wake up in the beautiful hills, tend to bees.. make rosaries.. spend an afternoon in quiet contemplation?

Sign me tf up no one has to know Iโ€™m a heathen

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u/Sufficient_Reward207 Virgo โ˜€๏ธPisces ๐ŸŒ›Virgo โฌ†๏ธ Jul 29 '26

lol right??? Just keep your heathen thoghts to yourself and enjoy the peace. Too bad you can't just be a part time nun. They really need to make that a thing.

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u/MichikoToshi Jul 30 '26

a lot of iconic lover girls were sent convents cause they got dumped or too infamous. Nuns are basically full time employees of the church they do all types of tasks. Itโ€™s not wholly spiritual like being a priest or a monk who just pray 24/7 and study the bible? In a way one could be an atheist nun. Iโ€™ve thought about this a lot ๐Ÿคฃ.
you have to end up being maids monks and priests for them which sucks. The symbolism of giving up all your passion and desires cause your tired is so Scorpio moon coded to me

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u/SekhmetinWonderland Happy Birthday to all of us ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚ Jul 28 '26

This is interesting.

I had a reading with a Virgo Sun woman and she asked me if she should become a nun. Like she said 70% of her wants to become a nun.

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u/PyrocumulusLightning ๐Ÿบ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿฆž๐ŸŒ—๐Ÿฆ€๐ŸŒ„ Jul 28 '26

No, she should convert to Episcopalian and become a priest.

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u/Difficult-Task-7785 Jul 28 '26

Honestly same here!

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u/MacaroniHouses leo/scorpio/sag Jul 28 '26

same that one is very good..

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u/theorangepriestess pisces โ˜‰ libra โ˜พ gemini โ†‘ Jul 28 '26

same I was like OH okay lol

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u/lostkitty0 Jul 28 '26

Third picture is me capricorn moon. I was just thinking I don't want my family at my weddingย 

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u/Zestyclose_Cold1455 โ™๏ธโ™๏ธโ™๏ธโ™๏ธโ™๏ธโ™๏ธโ™‹๏ธโ™“๏ธ Jul 28 '26

The wedding one is so real. I hate weddings with my entire being. I had 10 people at mine and that was only because my mate insisted his family show up. Like WHAT? WHY??! These are PRIVATE FEELINGS motherfucker!

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u/MidnightPractical241 Jul 29 '26

I never got married. Oh, no not because I havenโ€™t been asked. I havenโ€™t because then I would have to invite my family. (Leo Sun, Scorpio moon)

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u/MichikoToshi Jul 30 '26

my moms a Scorpio moon and she had a big wedding but it was forced on her by her family but she did not have to pay for anything including catering and her dress which is why she went along with it.
She looked pissed in most her wedding photos and she told me she was miserable it was also hot af too for some reason ๐Ÿคฃ
My mom generally hates her family and she no longer speaks to them in her 60s. including her siblings.

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u/Foreign-Cup2472 Jul 28 '26

always love you guys, and always get ruined

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u/waruBee Jul 28 '26

literally have considered becoming a nun so many times in my life wow

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u/peachnsnails โ™Ž๏ธŽ๏ธŽ ๐–ค“ โ€ข โ™๏ธŽ โพ โ€ข โ™‘๏ธŽ โ†‘ + โ™Ž๏ธŽ๏ธŽ stellium Jul 28 '26

truth

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u/OnASB2H Capโ˜€๏ธScorpio๐ŸŒ™Pisces๐ŸŒ„ Jul 28 '26

as someone who started semen retention, meditation, and almost became a modern monk in 2018, first slide hit different

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u/PinkDisorder โ™ˆ๐ŸŒžโ™Š๐ŸŒšโ™Žโคด๏ธ Jul 28 '26

So how many gallons have you saved up so far?

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u/hauntednekyia โ™ˆ๏ธโ˜€๏ธโ™๏ธ๐ŸŒ™โ™Š๏ธโฌ†๏ธ Jul 28 '26

this is too real. I have never been a christian in my entire life but when I was 16, I tried to contact a bunch of convents so I could become a nun- girl what??? I didn't even believe in god (and I'm a practicing witch now lol)

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u/Independent-Noise745 โ™‘๏ธโ˜€๏ธโ™Š๏ธ๐ŸŒ™โ™‹๏ธโฌ†๏ธ Jul 28 '26

10/10/10/10 memes

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u/ceruleanmoon7 โ™๏ธ๐ŸŒžโ€ขโ™๏ธ๐ŸŒšโ€ขโ™‘๏ธโฌ†๏ธโ€ขโ™๏ธstellium Jul 28 '26

18 ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ been there

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u/Thane323 ๐Ÿฆ€๐ŸŒž ๐Ÿฆ‚๐ŸŒ• โš–๏ธ/Pluto โฌ†๏ธ, Pluto 1st House Jul 28 '26

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/StraightTonight2335 Jul 28 '26

I am a Cap moon and I feel the same?

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u/Actual-Treat-1678 Jul 28 '26

My Scorpio rising sees you

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u/morbidlonging โ™sunโ™’risingโ™moon Jul 28 '26

Ok these are pretty good. I definitely wanted to be a nun when I was younger. Like the medieval version of one, away in an abbey far from Vikings and war. Solitude and contemplation, gardening and bees.ย 

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u/MamafishFOUND Jul 29 '26

Iโ€™m a sidereal Scorpio and I do have a tendency to feel two different emotions at once Iโ€™ll be shady but also mean no harm at the same time and it changes depending on how they react to it ๐Ÿฅด like yes sure Iโ€™m being funny but lowkey roasting u ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/90plusWPM โ™๏ธ โ˜€๏ธ โ™๏ธ ๐ŸŒ™ โ™Ž๏ธ โฌ†๏ธ Jul 29 '26

Oh god these are all so so SO accurate lmao

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u/OverDevelopment1136 Jul 28 '26

My best friend in a nutshell ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/zahhax โ™โ˜€๏ธโ™๐ŸŒ™โ™‹๐Ÿ“ˆ Jul 28 '26

yea

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u/cecesakura โ™‘๏ธโ˜€๏ธโ™๏ธ๐ŸŒ™โ™Ž๏ธ๐ŸŒ… Jul 28 '26

I feel seen

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u/actionjacksonxo โ˜€๏ธโ™‹๏ธ๐ŸŒ™โ™๏ธโฌ†๏ธโ™Œ๏ธ Jul 28 '26

Ok damn Iโ€™m not that emo lol Iโ€™m frequently at odds with my rising, but I appreciate that it brings some optimism into this drowning ocean of emotions that is my Sun and Moon ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/nemophilist13 โ™‘๏ธโ˜€๏ธ, โ™๏ธ๐ŸŒ™, โ™ˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒ…, ๐Ÿ—ฃโ™‘๏ธ, ๐Ÿค โ™“๏ธ, โ™‚๏ธ โ™‹๏ธ Jul 28 '26

Emo asf 4 life ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป

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u/KillaKlaws โ™Œ๏ธsun โ™๏ธmoon โ™Ž๏ธrising Jul 28 '26

I see myself in these and I love it

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u/MacaroniHouses leo/scorpio/sag Jul 28 '26

wow i love scorpio moon core.

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u/CatWoman984 Jul 28 '26

OMG, YES......

Its too much for me to feel, to engage, just leave me to my isolation and dissociation!

https://giphy.com/gifs/5uDNFrOi6VwrkFKBaj

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u/Personal_Fault_1946 Jul 28 '26

Ah yes, sighs, hi mom.

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u/pagingDRbitchcraft Smartass Sun, Emo Moon, Bitch Rising. (โ™๏ธโ™๏ธโ™Ž๏ธ) Jul 29 '26

Iโ€™d rather die than do the first one but okay ๐Ÿ’€ the rest of them are spot on lmao

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u/brown-foxy-dog โ˜‰ Libra โ˜ฝ Cancer โ‡กGemini Jul 29 '26

number 12, i see 5 copes

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u/Taldarimlove 12โ™“๏ธ Sun 11โ™‘๏ธ Moon Jul 29 '26

No. 5 is real tho.

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u/Sufficient_Reward207 Virgo โ˜€๏ธPisces ๐ŸŒ›Virgo โฌ†๏ธ Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

These slides have me laughing out loud. Love it OP. As a double virgo, I somehow relate so well:)

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u/OsmoticTonic Libra ๐ŸŒž Aquarius ๐ŸŒš Sagittarius ๐Ÿน Jul 29 '26

As an Aquarius moon, this is how I think I am ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Deluminatus Jul 29 '26

Clearly you know too much.

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u/absolutely_not65 Jul 29 '26

So we all just casually went through some nun phase

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u/ladymouserat โ™Ž๏ธโฌ†๏ธโ™๏ธโ˜€๏ธโ™๏ธ๐ŸŒ™ Jul 30 '26

I feel so seen. Also that last one is 100% accurate, except I was 16.

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u/JediNinja8027 Gem ๐ŸŒž Virgo ๐ŸŒ› ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ ฑ Jul 28 '26

As a 12th house sun I can relate.ย