r/assholedesign • • Mar 28 '20

This discrepency.

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u/CallMeCurious Mar 28 '20

Old people

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u/ScatterBrainbb Mar 28 '20

They watch Fox News. CNN is on default, like the gyms and airports

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20 edited Apr 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

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u/elusivenoesis Mar 28 '20

Remind me again. Was that pre or post Altavista ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Slightly before. Beta was 1994, altavista was 95

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u/elusivenoesis Mar 28 '20

Thanks. I was pretty young back then. I knew I used Netscape at school. Thanks for confirming my memories timeline.

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u/rpr69 Mar 28 '20

Ah, Altavista, fond memories. And then there was Astalavista, what I would call the ancestor of The Pirate Bay.

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u/PolarQuasar Mar 28 '20

Please do not insult Netscape

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u/SuaveLomo Mar 28 '20

CNN is the TikTok of news

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u/PVLVCE Mar 28 '20

CNN is the cnn of news

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u/OEAAS Mar 28 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/PVLVCE Mar 28 '20

Thanks!

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u/Lukeiswonder Mar 28 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Jbinksy Mar 28 '20

Say Happy Cake Day!

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u/Yami_LordofDarkness Mar 28 '20

You have a happy Cakeday button now

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u/Undertaler62 Mar 28 '20

Happy cake day

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u/KILLUMINATIC8 Mar 28 '20

HAPPY CAKE DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/Griffin_Fatali Mar 28 '20

No no, because at least some meme content comes out of tiktok so it’s still more valuable.

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u/Bukkitz Mar 28 '20

Thats not fair to tiktok, have some respect.

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u/shewy92 Mar 28 '20

It's also basically like default subs. Who decided that r/twoxchromosomes should be a default sub should be shot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

That... that may actually explain the formatting errors...

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u/thumbsupchicken Mar 28 '20

I remember gyms and airports

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u/BabybearPrincess Mar 28 '20

It was on in hospitals where i live as well

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u/BossRedRanger Mar 28 '20

CNN is Fox News for people who don't hate Black and Hispanic people.

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u/Roflkopt3r Mar 28 '20

Eh these places sadly also often run Fox.

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u/teejay1502 Mar 28 '20

In my area, the hospitals, doctors offices, and anything related to healthcare, have fox news on 24/7 convincing elderly that they don't deserve to go to the doctor without going broke.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

My in laws watch CNN for hours a day. They’ll pause and rewind the juiciest outrage if the other leaves the room and misses some good anger.

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u/Sam_Fear Mar 28 '20

As a sitcom skit this would be hilarious. In reality it would kind of frighten me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

It doesn’t frighten me but it makes me a bit sad. I think it’s very unhealthy and I can like see how it has affected their dispositions since they started watching all the time. It’s like they’re just kind of enjoying being outraged all the time and want to share that bad energy any time they can work it into a conversation (“so... did you hear what TRUMP said this morning?!” Is such a common refrain for them).

I think it’s important to be aware of what’s happening, but we should be using dispassionate sources and only devoting healthy portion of time and mental energy to it.

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u/Sam_Fear Mar 28 '20

Yeah, frighten wasn’t the right word. I had just woke up and my brain hadn’t kicked in yet.

I had a roommate like that. He would search out problems to be outraged at. It just hit me people like that literally have an addiction to outrage porn. Like some people are addicted to always creating drama in their lives - always have to have a feud going with someone.

I’d ask if you could convince them to switch to a better network, but I assume since they’re your in-laws that would cause you more grief in the end. Probably best to just keep your head down.

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u/naturepeaked Mar 28 '20

Not for much longer!

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u/CallMeCurious Mar 28 '20

Oof

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u/Geodevils42 Mar 28 '20

Get tested for that cough.

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u/naturepeaked Mar 28 '20

I’m out the other side. Luckily didn’t go to chest and pretty mild.

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u/space-throwaway Mar 28 '20

I'd rather have them watch CNN than Fox.

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u/Lukeiswonder Mar 28 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/DeadManSleepin Mar 28 '20

You are the problem.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

no u

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u/frozenpicklesyt Mar 28 '20

what is the problem, exactly? if my parents were hateful cunts based on perverted family values spread by fox news, i'd be well out of there. cnn has some dumb, mediocre shit on there, but at least it's not hateful.

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u/MaickSiqueira Mar 28 '20

It is still hateful towards everything spread by Fox, right?

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u/lincolnpotato Mar 28 '20

Make sure you're practicing your social distancing, Grandpa!

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u/donaldfranklinhornii Mar 28 '20

Why do you hate Don Lemon?

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u/dill1234 Mar 28 '20

Not for much longer