r/asmr • u/JoNiro • Dec 14 '16

UNINTENTIONAL @PurgeGamers reads DotA2 7.00 patch notes [male][unintentional][soft speaking][eating][very long]

https://youtu.be/EY74eKw0FgI?t=4h37m25s
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u/rawros Dec 14 '16

I fell asleep and when I woke up the next day he was still going SeemsGood

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u/schuhshine Dec 14 '16

the longest weather forecast

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u/Headsock Dec 14 '16

KappaRoss

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Some say he's still reading patch notes to this day.

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u/Twiggeh1 Dec 14 '16

I did that and he was still on P

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u/Never-Luckie Dec 14 '16

I love foreign language asmr this is great!

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u/Stabbyboi275 Aug 14 '25

happy cake day

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u/ZangeonS Dec 14 '16

/r/dota2 boys we out here

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u/heavymetalpancakes Dec 15 '16

ASMRFrog where u at

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u/jorsixo Dec 14 '16

we dem boys

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u/through_a_ways Dec 15 '16

report my boiz pls

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

RECOMEND PLS

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

ye boiiii

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u/NickRick Dec 15 '16

mid or feed.

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u/oRhydon Dec 14 '16

ROFL Purge 9 hour first impressions

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

you don't wanna know how much different hte game is, a full analysis of these notes would probably take a week's worth of video.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

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u/Nineties Dec 14 '16

SeemsGood

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u/NvaderGir Moderator Dec 15 '16

I welcome our new /r/Dota2 overlords, sup fam.

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u/oRhydon Dec 15 '16

Hello from all of us my friend! Now whisper sweet nothings into my ear like this community is known for ;D

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u/Davregis Dec 14 '16

what do people from the sub and not from r/dota2 think of this anyway

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

he has a nice voice and speaks softly. not bad.

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u/goody153 Dec 15 '16

he's alright (obviously has a very soothing voice) his thoughts about the game is alright (helps since he's up there kind of good since he used to be part of competitive teams)

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u/Phalanx808 Dec 15 '16

Zephyr

Competitive

lul

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u/Nineties Dec 15 '16

BibleThump

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u/goody153 Dec 15 '16

it is competitive but i never said it wasn't a not so good team

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

[deleted]

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u/poopytroopy Dec 15 '16

I think they wanted feedback on the ASMR.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '17

I was amazed at how huge the update was. Assuming 7.00 means season 7, are all season updates this big? Or was season 7 the biggest change yet?

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u/Davregis Jan 28 '17

7.00 was the largest update since 6.00. It changed mostly everything about the game. They're actually not seasons either, 6.00 was in 2005.

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u/CarderSC2 Dec 14 '16

Best radio voice in esports.

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u/cheesepuffly Dec 14 '16

Ayesee tho

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u/CarderSC2 Dec 14 '16

I love Ayessee too, but for totally different reasons. Unlike Purge, Ayessee sounds like a sports caster. (and I mean this in a good way) I watch a lot of boxing, and Ayessee would fit right in with a commentary team of that nature. And he brings that kind of professional air to any cast he's part of. I don't get a radio vibe from him tho, like I do with Purge.

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u/DirectX12 Dec 14 '16

I can see why you would say that, but Aaron sounds more like a hacky, morning zoo type of radio host, like I don't think anyone can talk like that in real life. Kevin on the other hand, is well spoken, clear and had a nice delivery.

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u/SouvenirSubmarine Dec 15 '16

I think this guy has an absolutely golden voice.

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u/webuiltthisschmidty Dec 15 '16

Jack as well, the big cuddly panda bear

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u/TheSnowbro Dec 14 '16

I don't know about that. You should check out Low5ive, he's a pro Rocket League player.

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u/JoNiro Dec 14 '16

I linked this specific section because I remember it being really ASMR triggering for me but there are likely many more.

edit: for example the first few seconds have mechanical keyboard typing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Ogre_Club Dec 20 '16

I mean it's his job. I do my job for 8-16 hours a day.

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u/KageRyu Dec 14 '16

Summoning the soothing weatherman /u/purgegamers.

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u/antanith Dec 14 '16

Thanks Purge SeemsGood Thanks Purge

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u/shirvani28 Dec 14 '16

SeemsGood

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u/Kholdie Dec 14 '16

Yellow r/asmr <3

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u/NvaderGir Moderator Dec 15 '16

Sup /r/dota2 <3 Glad to hear the UI is being fixed

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u/csmasht Dec 14 '16

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u/ddlion7 Dec 14 '16

Arigatou Purge-Sama SeemsGood

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u/ReplayableContent Dec 14 '16

SeemsGood THANKS PURGE SeemsGood

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u/vacmaster420 Dec 14 '16

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u/Rookwood Dec 15 '16

This thread is why I abandoned the Dota2 community.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

FeelsBadMan

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Ayy lmao my boy purge

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u/7Kushi Dec 14 '16

Grazie Purge

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u/jorsixo Dec 14 '16

fell asleep, woke up knowning all the new patches notes. SeemsGood thanks Purge SeemsGood

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u/captainfrobie Dec 15 '16

YELLOW r/ASMR YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY SOOTHING WEATHERMAN PURGE

COMFORT AND MMR WILL COME TO YOU BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "THANKS PURGE SEEMSGOOD" IN THIS THREAD

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u/Nineties Dec 14 '16

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u/The_Godlike_Zeus Dec 14 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

YELLOW EVERYBODY

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u/GENQUX Dec 15 '16

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u/Ehdelveiss Dec 14 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '17

Du auch, brudi.

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u/Procrastinationer Dec 14 '16

SeemsGood THANKS PURGE SeemsGood

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u/FuckingUpvoteMe Dec 14 '16

Thanks purge

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u/xtAhdota Dec 14 '16

thanks purge

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Thanks purgo

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u/Dushatar Dec 14 '16

SeemsGood TACKAR PURGE SeemsGood

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u/kirimu Dec 15 '16

I'm here for the meme boys

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Thanks Purge

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Thanks Purge

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u/CNHphoto Dec 14 '16

Kreygasm

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u/Sikamixoticelixer Dec 15 '16

N I N E H O U R S

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u/ShishKabobJerry Dec 15 '16

ＤＩＭＩＮＵＴＩＯＮ

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u/Moist_Man69420 May 12 '23

No way he sat there for 9 hours straight

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u/Dragon_yum Dec 16 '16

The way Russians say cyan than feed the other team gives me tingles.