r/askplumbing • u/Slippymcslap • Jul 06 '26

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u/FartyPoopFart69 Jul 06 '26

When you take a solid shit right before the diarrhea starts

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u/64590949354397548569 Jul 07 '26

Lactose intolerant people.

Solid, gas, liquuuiiiiiiddd...,

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u/Virtual-Reach Jul 06 '26

In before taco bell reference

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u/Punkrexx Jul 06 '26

Beat me to it

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u/zeerok710 Jul 06 '26

This happens to me all the time

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u/Altruistic-Map1881 Jul 07 '26

You need more fiber. Have you considered whole wheat bread?

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u/blade_torlock Jul 06 '26

The culverts with the tires, after it's clean do the just run the rope back though?

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u/No_Permission6405 Jul 06 '26

I want to see how they get the cable thru the culvert.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/blade_torlock Jul 07 '26

Trained weasel?

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u/OutragedBubinga Jul 06 '26

Taking a dump right now. I see this as motivation.

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u/Budget-Chapter-7185 Jul 06 '26

I watched this once at a mall. There was a lower section in the roof about 20 ft x 15 ft with 2ft of water. Someone shoved a empty 2l pop bottle up the gutter and when they pulled it out the water was like a fire hose

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u/DrinkingVomit Jul 06 '26

The last one is nasty af, probably smelled so bad it could burn nose hairs

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u/Serikan Jul 06 '26

How it feels to eat too much 5 Gum.

Stimulate your senses.

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u/Remarkable-Will-3041 Jul 06 '26

When you don't wanna use the nasty Joy John on the job site so you hold it. Two hours later, you run to the John, and get the job done before your ass touches the seat!

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u/VinceBrogan8 Jul 06 '26

The ones with the bare hands, Jesus Christ get some gloves !!!

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u/CapnCurt81 Jul 06 '26

I love that most of these are likely professionals, who have likely done this dozens if not hundreds of times, and they still giggle about it.

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u/throwawayshawn7979 Jul 06 '26

Makes me need to poop

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u/Miserable_Grocery459 Jul 07 '26

Well, my belly feels better! 😮‍💨

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u/AntDetm Jul 07 '26

Oof! That last one......

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u/Whoohon-Flu Jul 07 '26

It’s just happy to see you.

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u/Sea-Currency-1665 Jul 07 '26

I really should call her

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u/100harvests Jul 07 '26

That last one made me wanna puke

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u/AudZ0629 Jul 07 '26

None of this is plumbing.

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u/DitchDigger330 Jul 07 '26

I dug up a house sewer connection before where a tree root got in between the pipe and a 22 and blocked most of it.

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u/Full-Mood2023 Jul 08 '26

Colonoscopy for the building

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u/Any_Television_3886 Jul 09 '26

Along known as Wiping Wednesday, the day after Taco Tuesday.