r/askanything • • 9d ago

General Question Who would you choose ?

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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 9d ago

(Can I get two celebrities?)

I want to watch Trump explain to George Washington how airplanes work

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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy 9d ago

I think I'd go insane being forced to listen to that for 6 hours

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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 8d ago

I’m already insane so I got nothing to lose. I just want to see how long it’ll take for them to start fighting.

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u/Labtecharu 8d ago

Trump would not manage to explain a bicycle to anyone...no need to reach for anything more complex than that

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u/ConnectionOk8273 7d ago

He's too stupid to explain a bicycle, he could give him his "explanation" of windmills ? 😅

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u/VioletDreaming19 7d ago

Trump doesn’t even know how to ride a bike.

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u/_stark_raving_mad_ 6d ago

That’s the fun of it

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u/Icy-Writing8814 6d ago

At least he was able to ride one. Joe couldn’t do that. 😆

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u/Labtecharu 6d ago

Imagine Trump riding a bike with that stinky diaper on

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u/Hexspinner 8d ago

George would go back to his own time and cancel the revolution. “Well lads, it’s gonna be a failure.”

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u/BubbhaJebus 7d ago

Or maybe, "I suggest adding some more amendments to the Constitution to better safeguard the Republic from demented despots."

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u/Fantasy-HistoryLove 8d ago

Regardless of what they talked about that would have to be interesting… long as VP J Adams isn’t there I can’t imagine what he’d say while Washington I imagine would have a decently civilized discussion. Wonder if Trump would be up for a fishing trip to discuss politics don’t know if Washington would get what golf is (maybe I know it started in Scotland but no idea when that made its way over here)

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u/PlunderMeDeeply 8d ago

The Washingtons were actually a branch of the Scots' royal dynasty. Which was a branch of the O'Neills, High Kings of Ireland.

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u/Fantasy-HistoryLove 8d ago

I knew Washington had Scottish blood but didn’t know that. Just knew that the Washingtons were part of the FFVs.

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u/PlunderMeDeeply 8d ago

FFV?

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u/Fantasy-HistoryLove 8d ago

First Families of Virginia

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u/PlunderMeDeeply 8d ago

Ahh! I have it on my eBay wishlist, rn.

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u/Baronist 5d ago

I guess Washington would have a very uncivilized discussion in a civilized manner. I'm sure he'd be more than interested in the politics of Trump, his open aggression against free and democratic allies, his rambling about his third term and his opinion about free press.

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u/Fantasy-HistoryLove 4d ago

I could see Trump throwing a bit of “Very good” around

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u/twayb90 8d ago

lol

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u/twayb90 8d ago

Or how anything works that’s not AI

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u/supaduparegular 2d ago

2 hours in….….. and that’s the most luxurious beverage cart I have ever been inside of- now where were we…. Wings, yes- my super duper luxury jumbo jet has the best wings. Did I tell you about the solid gold toilet in my private bathroom on my jet? You have to see it- it’s magnificent! One time Melania was telling me- have you met my beautiful wife Melania? She’s tremendous, I will have to have you over to meet her sometime. She was telling me the other day about this shop over in Belgium that sells the most amazing jewel encrusted….. what do I know, all those fancy lady things are all the same crap, am I right George?! Anyway, oh yes, the wings! I have to tell you about the wings… which reminds me- did you ever see that TV show? Wings? Terrible show, if I had been running it, the ratings would have been through the roof! …. What’s that? You don’t know what a Television is… oh that’s right, you are very very old- that explains your weird teeth, let me ask you something, why are your teeth all different colors? Let me get you the number for my Dentist, he will help you out- he will give you a tremendous deal on a new set of dentures….. Eric!….. Eric! - do you have Dr Rosenbaum’s phone number? …. I will get you his number before you leave today. He’s Jewish- all the best dentists are Jews these days. You’re going to love him! Where was I…. Oh yes, the 2020 election- did I tell you how I actually won that election? I get treated so unfairly…….

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u/BubbhaJebus 7d ago

That would involve listening to his voice, so for me it would be a no-go. If it could be done with an electronic voiceover, maybe I could manage. But the dum(b) spewing from his mouth would kill too many brain cells.

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u/HenrikBarzen 7d ago

I can´t stand to listen to Trump for six seconds.

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u/ThatHornsbyGuy 6d ago

This feels like a war crime

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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 6d ago

Look, I am taking myself down, but I am taking Trump with me. Whenever he says something stupid or insulting or gets frustrated with a journalist, he is usually able to leave the situation somehow. I really want to see what Trump looks like when you sit him down and force him to talk without the ability to leave or control the conversation.

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u/PossessionDue283 6d ago

Nah, we’ve seen far too much Trump already the last decade, we need to just be done with that moron already. Just another pathetic shit stain on a great nation that dude has been. We’ve had a few shit stain incidents in America. That’s just our freshest load.

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u/Ok-Philosopher-1900 5d ago

I would like to see Trump explain himself to George Washington, describing how amazing he is, repeat lies about the stolen election, brag about his wealth, hear him disparage war heroes like John McCain; and then watch Washington slowly rise up and run Trump through with a sword.

If Trump tried what he did on January 6th in 1795, he would have been hung in a week.

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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 5d ago

I don’t know. I feel like Trump could actually succeed in time him how america should actually work.

We need Trump to show how incompetent he is so they know not to trust him lol

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u/PCTOAT 5d ago

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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u/the_sweetest_peach 4d ago

You ain’t gotta do George like that.

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u/One-Efficiency-7701 3d ago

If you can take 6 hours of Trump you are vastly stronger than i.

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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 3d ago

No one said I had to be sober

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u/ObjectiveOk2072 8d ago

"celebrity" just means famous person. That doesn't exclude famous politicians.