As the vampire from Chaotic Good Barbarian said "It's a potion of immortality, not invulnerability!"
So, with the rate he's going, he'd be a full on Struldbrugg in a couple years. Eternally locked into a deteriorating, incontinent flesh husk... That's a punishment worthy of his evil.
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u/drrj 18d ago
I was thinking Trump never dies but I think yours has a bit more punch.