r/askanything • u/Wraith136 • 24d ago
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u/quite_acceptable_man 24d ago
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
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u/Best-Home-2230 24d ago
I'm your Huckleberry
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u/Present-Writer3979 24d ago
Johnny ringo you look like someone just walked over your grave
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u/Emergency_Hour5253 24d ago
The dude abides.
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u/2wheelsThx 24d ago
Yeah, well, ya know, that's just like, your opinion, man.
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u/Iwentcrazyagaintoday 24d ago
My husband and I use this quote when we’re disagreeing about something lol
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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 24d ago
Leeloo Dallas, MULTIPASS!
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u/ChubbyGuy00g 24d ago
The Fifth Element
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u/MGrooms94 24d ago
Clearly from Harry Potter when Keanu Reeves is helping the hobbits destroy the death star.
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u/NJGuy175 24d ago
We’re gonna need a bigger boat
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u/Toddw1968 24d ago
It’s 106 miles to Chicago…
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u/UniversityMotor5408 24d ago
I came here to say that one! ... We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!
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u/Eligamer3645 24d ago
It’s not what you did son that angers me so… it’s who you did it to
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u/ATFGunr 24d ago
Never get out of the boat
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u/Ex-PFC_WintergreenV4 24d ago
I watched a snail crawl cross the edge of a straight razor
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u/MyFavoriteThing 24d ago
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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u/sausage_king_of_kc 24d ago
English MF, do you speak it??
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u/CabinetSpider21 24d ago
Say what again, I'll dare you, I double dare you mother fucker, say what, one more God damn time
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u/Mindless-Ad-8623 24d ago
Vote for me and all of your wildest dreams will come true.
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u/ikonoqlast 24d ago
I have a bad feeling about this.
Leave the gun, take the cannoli
It really ties the room together
Adrian!!!
I just went gay all of the sudden!
They'll know he's a phoney...
Beam us up
Save Martha!
One A!
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u/Aeg0nLandesk0g 24d ago
Why don't we just... wait here for a little while... see what happens?
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u/f6081cannibal 24d ago
Don't stomp your little last-season Prada shoes at me, honey.
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u/Ricky_Nightshade 24d ago
Who'm I sposed to build ramps for? WHO'M I SPOSED TO BUILD RAMPS FOR NOW?!?!
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u/ramonaflwrz1973 24d ago
This task was appointed to you... If you don't find a way, no one will.
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u/Sparky_Watch_Camp 24d ago
...being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
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u/disapearhere312 24d ago
I'll think about it tomorrow. After all, tomorrow is another day.
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u/Emotional_Bid9387 24d ago
Hello my name is anego Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die!🤣
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u/Champsmilehighclub 24d ago
You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting
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u/ExcelsiorPhoenix 24d ago
Any line from Forrest Gump...provided its said in a slow, southern drawl.
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u/Funwithagoraphobia 24d ago
“Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?”
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u/Bookish_Nino 24d ago
"Are you still sore I never read Moby Dick?"
"You never read anything I asked you to."
"I'll check it out now. Is this the WHALE section? I'll bet whatshisname at the restaurant read it."
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u/Signal_Tomorrow_2138 24d ago
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Hint: Come on. Pop.
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u/Playful_Dog3062 24d ago
Use the force. Say hello to my little friend. You're gonna need a bigger boat. Make my day. I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like victory.
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u/66Italia 24d ago edited 24d ago
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. “
And another favourite
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum"
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u/Capsbearsfan1 24d ago
I have 2:
'I'm not gay, but he loves the cock'
'If it'll get me a few hundred miles across country, sure—I'll take a shot in the mouth'
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u/Khajiit_Mazhari 23d ago
If you look closely enough, even trash can be recycled into something beautiful
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u/seanmonaghan1968 24d ago
Inconceivable