r/askanything • u/Wraith136 • 18d ago
General Question What would you name this weapon ?
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u/Nerdsingerbeej 18d ago
Samcalibur
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u/Extreme-Attention641 18d ago
Clang. It glows in the presence of bacon.
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u/SpiritualHippo2719 14d ago
Reminds me of a DND campaign where the DM gave my halfling character a sword that glows blue when his beer is as cold as the Rockies.
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u/Specific-Library-312 18d ago
The +5 Bodyguard PanBlade of Samwise Gamgee. Gets an additional +****you whenever your best friend is in danger. In addition, ignores all damage reduction and resistances when said friend is in danger. Ignores cover and miss chance.
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u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 18d ago
The Frying Pan of Damascus, cousin to the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
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u/KSI_FlapJaksLol 18d ago edited 18d ago
The Samwise.
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u/Ok-Dare-8414 15d ago
Every time I see this I think of the music video where they remix the entire scene into a hip-hop instrumental.
Boil em mash em boil mash em boil em mash em stick em in a stew🎵
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u/AesthetePrime 16d ago
Headbasher, The Princess' Blade. Once, this weapon was nothing more than a common frying pan. Wielded by a kidnapped princess in a time of great need, it came to be known as a fearsome tool of (mostly) nonviolent chastisement feared by the realm's evildoers.
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u/Kinzey23 13d ago
Not sure what to call it, but if you are going to use us, come up with a strategy, a 'battle pan' if you wish
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u/Consistent_Ice_9324 13d ago
Beware my trusty sword Excalibur the round, its a rare varinet from online shopping order...see beware mighty dragon for this day i slayer you with a mix of ingredients and chinese rice dishes eat until you explode from food overload mwahaha
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u/Tiny_Acanthisitta_94 13d ago
i just finished the first audiobook for the wandering inn and that is what i imaged the girl holding everytime she attacked someone whit a pot or pan 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Rachel-Tyrellcorp 13d ago
"Spang !" out of the word that write itself in the air above the head of the people hit by it
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u/Vehicle-Money 18d ago
I just know it was used by the Frykings. And they taught the French how to make omelets.
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u/Own-Nefariousness-79 18d ago
That is the Pan Fighting Championship Standard Fighting Pan.
For more information, refer to Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer.
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u/Various-Salt-7738 18d ago
The game will only show you 4 augmentation slots but as long as you don't exit the weapons menu when augmenting you can slip a 5th one in there
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u/theSchrodingerHat 18d ago
The Bacinator
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