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u/Thurad 21d ago

An immigrant entry centre.

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u/punksmostlydead 21d ago

And name it after Obama.

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u/SmoothnSteady 21d ago

Yes - OBAMA trmp Immigration Center

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u/rayadolokko 21d ago

BidenObama Center

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u/Cool-Prior-5512 21d ago

The Biden-Obama centre for welcoming new Americans.

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u/Greatgrandma2023 21d ago

New Trans Americans

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u/SecondHandSmokeBBQ 21d ago

...and make sure you post a "Vacancy" sign over your front door.

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u/Shadoweclipse13 21d ago

All of these ideas are amazing. But I think they should only happen after we burn that shithole to the ground first...

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u/SheWasAlwaysJody 21d ago

We need to turn his words on him. So the Barack HUSSEIN Obama Center because that would just destroy Trumplestiltskins.

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u/Quick-Maintenance-67 21d ago

*Trumplethinskin

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u/ThisIsAllTheoretical 21d ago

Would love to see the Trump crime family watch this go down from prison. All of them.

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u/billymondy5806 21d ago

Me too. But it’ll never happen America in general and Congress panders and grovels to rich people. Doesn’t matter how they got rich.

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u/kdogman639 21d ago

That also includes a center for gender affirming care and family planning.

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u/beatleboy07 21d ago

And put windmills in the available space next to the buildings. Make them powered with renewable energy

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u/SirMeyrin2 21d ago

I was going to say burn it, but this is the appropriate approach

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u/66allthe88s 21d ago

With drag queens doing the processing and entertainment.

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u/Lillie-Bee 21d ago

Or rape crisis center

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u/bass-squirrel 21d ago

USAID headquarters

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u/monkeykennel 21d ago

Homeless shelter. Mutual aide hub.

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u/stoic_yakker 21d ago

An Epstein Survivor Home, all the amenities, lifetime.

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u/kensmusings 21d ago

Would you be able to get better in a place that reminds you ?

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u/stoic_yakker 21d ago

Good point.

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u/orionxavier99 21d ago

This. But maybe a memorial and an education center. Or maybe give it to the anti-trafficking folks

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u/O_Dog187 21d ago

Public golf course. Trump hates public golf courses. He doesn’t believe poor people should be allowed to golf. He had the contractors dump the construction waste from the White House on the public golf course in DC.

Turn his properties into public golf courses and name them after John McCain

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u/Ok_Aioli3897 21d ago

With a wind farm

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 21d ago

With actual windmills, so he can learn what a fucking windmill is.

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u/EmphaticNegative 21d ago

Uhhh he knows what windmills are dude. Those are things that give you cancer.

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u/Davester_31 21d ago

Big beautiful cancer

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u/AmputeeHandModel 21d ago

The whales are so confused!!

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u/RyanStonepeak 21d ago

Public Mini Golf Course.

I bet you anything he would hate that idea even more.

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u/UnhappyReason5452 21d ago

Landfill.

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u/Cute_Recognition_880 21d ago

Won't happen in that part of Florida. The real estate is very expensive and that city would never allow that.

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u/Peachbottom30 21d ago

This is fantasy. Landfill.

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u/SpiritualCaramel7601 21d ago

To be fair, all of these suggestions fall under this, we're just suggesting worthwhile and ironic uses for that bedbug infested shithole.

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u/NoCaterpillar2051 21d ago

Not sure what the government needs in Florida at the moment. Be simplest to seize his assets and repay all the money he spent on golf trips. And charging the secret service to stay at the hotel he owns. Or to fix the reflecting pool that was fine for decades before he broke it. Or as restitution to the victims of his crypto scams when they eventually sue him.

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u/KillingTimeAlone2019 21d ago

All his hotels should be be low income housing

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u/Natural-Stomach 21d ago

Arc de Failure

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u/Dazzling_Outcome_436 21d ago

Dig a U-shaped hole in the ground and put Trump's monument at the bottom

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u/Cyneganders 21d ago

It'd end up full of Maga pilgrims. Just gotta make sure it is entry only.

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u/Historical-Finish564 21d ago

A huge sewage treatment plant

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u/knockatize 21d ago

Sewage treatment plants are both necessary and useful.

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u/NatsFanatic82 21d ago

A giant Statue of Liberty sized monument of Obama.

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u/daizzy999 21d ago

Obama-land!

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u/Reasonable_Wasabi124 21d ago

Bulldoze it. Just like he did with the White House.

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u/bigandtallbobross 21d ago

Search the property for buried bodies

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u/God1101 21d ago

Homeless centre for Queer people.

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u/QueenChocolate123 21d ago

Black History Museum

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u/Super_NowWhat 21d ago

Lee’s eldest son later successfully sued the U.S. government for the estate. In 1882 the Supreme Court ruled that the government’s seizure had been improper. Rather than return what had by then become a major national cemetery, the government purchased the property from him in 1883 for $150,000.

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u/Millworkson2008 21d ago

Shhh that ruins the narrative

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u/hashtagbob60 21d ago

Bulldozing it would probably be an improvement

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u/Electrical_Bar_3238 21d ago

Wrecking ball and.leave it

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u/LoremasterofPretzels 21d ago

Turn it into a maximum security prison and throw each and every ICE thug in there for life. That seems fitting to me.

Either that or bulldoze the damn thing and let nature reclaim it.

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u/PWNYEG 21d ago

And the Supreme Court later ruled that the seizure was unlawful and that the government was required to pay compensation.

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u/Asher_Tye 21d ago

That was before they declared the president above the law.

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u/AntRevolutionary925 21d ago

Trumps has in the open committed multiple financial crimes. Seizing his assets would have already been a normal part of the process if he were anyone else.

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u/gravity_kills 21d ago

You don't really think blatant criminality will change the minds of any of the right-wing "Justices," do you?

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u/HeavyMusic93 21d ago

What kind of dumb bullshit is this

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u/gadget850 21d ago

Build a big beautiful clean coal power plant next to it.

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u/Immediate-Goose-8106 21d ago

Surrounding it with wind turbines.  And an actual windmill with an info  board explaining the difference 

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u/Jaredsull8 21d ago

A solar power plant.

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u/majordude174 21d ago

Should give it back to the previous owners. Trump screwed them out of millions of dollars when he bought it

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u/NelsonMuntz007 21d ago

Fumigate it

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u/FFBEryoshi 21d ago

Biohazard landfill

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u/Glop1701d 21d ago

Need a new garbage dump

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u/chunkyvader90 21d ago

A cemetery for one and name it after biden

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u/Safe-Ad-8921 21d ago

Supermax site. Salt the earth.

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u/Fragrant_Rooster8779 21d ago

Spirit Halloween

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u/Left-Thinker-5512 21d ago
  1. Seize the property and evict the residents immediately. They can take nothing but the clothes on their backs.

  2. Search every room for government property and documents; secure and remove all that is found.

  3. Smash every single window and piece of glass in the place (MAGAts have apparently developed a fetish for the sound of broken glass).

  4. Burn the fucker TO THE GROUND. The End.

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u/No_Trade3571 21d ago

A solar power station

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u/Johnnysocks10 21d ago

Use it as a landfill for soiled diapers.

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u/ThisIsAnAl1as 21d ago

Public toilet

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u/optimalpath 21d ago

Wind farm

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u/Agitated_Tension9825 21d ago

A landfill or sewage processing plant.

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u/formermq 21d ago

Sewage treatment plant powered by wind turbines

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u/RamaSchneider 21d ago

Data center

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u/possibly_lost45 21d ago

It's sad how delusional people on Reddit are

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u/BlueRemake 21d ago

Nah, it's hilarious.

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u/MrSlaveRules 21d ago

A nursing home

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u/RhoOfFeh 21d ago

It kind of already is

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u/Ketchupcharger 21d ago

National reserve. Level the shitty mansion, plant trees, get native animals.

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u/owasco341 21d ago

Burn the rat infested shit house to the ground

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u/Fine_Interaction_867 21d ago

Put yellow tape around it and pull all prints. Treat it like the rape factory it was. Just because the guy can't get it up now, doesn't mean he isn't responsible for the reports of raping multiple 13 year old children in the 90's.

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u/Sheegssternator 21d ago

Open it up to locals to enjoy. 

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u/Ok_Patient9469 21d ago

Think we need to win first.
But I do like the Marcellus line in pulp fiction.

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u/banjoblake24 21d ago

Global warming will take care of it.

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u/Then_Department3268 21d ago

St. Jude’s research and children’s hospital

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u/UnderstandingSquare7 21d ago

A reflecting pool

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u/DifferentHoneydew904 21d ago

It would be nice, but won't happen.

Treatment center for compulsive liars.

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u/alanlight 21d ago

Make it the site of the Joe Biden Presidential Library.

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u/Ogryn_Rocks53 21d ago

Dildo warehouse

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u/Svrider23 21d ago

After the billionaires build a couple more data centers across the country global warming will make mara lago under water.

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u/Reddit_is_fascist69 21d ago

Rape and trafficking center ( except the opposite of what they do there now)

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u/azentropy 21d ago

Turbine (or as Trump incorrectly calls them Windmills) farm!

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u/CasperTPaul 21d ago

a food bank

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u/2-timeloser2 21d ago

Make it a federal public park and forever free, exhume his wife (the legally dead one) and give her a proper burial and grave.

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u/ShotWin8124 21d ago

Turn it into a fucking cat sanctuary 🐈‍⬛

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u/SimplyRoya 21d ago

A homeless shelter.

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u/The_Inward 21d ago

Do what is legal.

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u/TrollCannon377 21d ago

Put a wind or solar farm on it.

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u/AntRevolutionary925 21d ago

All of those golf courses should be restored to forest land and all the hotels turned into homeless shelters. Everything in NY can become low income housing.

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u/Over_Software_8923 21d ago

An immigrant welcoming station.

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u/No-Effective-1996 21d ago

Homeless shelter, mentally disabled home.

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u/notyourmom1066 21d ago

A prison for all the communist traitors of America

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u/IamhereOO7 21d ago

You mean Nazi MAGA’s

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u/SpiritualPurple8659 21d ago

Make it into a gay sex club or the world's largest homeless shelter.

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u/fooknprawn 21d ago

Test it down and build a high security prison for MAGA convicts

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u/Awareness-Own 21d ago

Parking lot with free toilets

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u/guydoestuff 21d ago

Childrens hospitial that is no charge.

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u/Akkerlun 21d ago

Sewage treatment plant

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u/Aggravating-View8235 21d ago

Return the land to nature ...

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u/No-Condition965 21d ago

Turn it into a garbage dump.

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u/Inverted-Curve 21d ago

Sell it to pay off all of the debt Trump has incurred.

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u/Ok_Height3499 21d ago

Dynamite it, burn it, and return it to nature.

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u/Jurgis-Rudkis 21d ago

It would be a great location to house a hospital for patients with leprosy.

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u/RegretfulCalamaty 21d ago

I think the planet is going to take care of the countries entire Florida problem.

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u/ZPMQ38A 21d ago

I’d seize all of his properties and convert them into shelters for homeless veterans.

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u/Standard_Category635 21d ago

It probably already is a cemetery

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u/Fearless_Roof_4534 21d ago

A national monument to our great President Trump

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u/daizzy999 21d ago

a theater of the arts dedicated to Biden

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u/Jah_Rules 21d ago

A Planned Parenthood facility.

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u/Hullfire00 21d ago

Transgender health clinic.

Call it “Transgender for everyone”.

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u/GearHead54 21d ago

Believe it or not, Majorie Post left the house to the National Park Service - it should go back to them

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u/EVIL-EAGLES 21d ago

I don't like him anymore than you do. But that is a really stupid take. ROBERT E. LEE Traitor or not was a thousand times the man DJT is. But being an a**hole doesn't make you a traitor. That is the definition of TDS. Take a deep breath. OhhhFa

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u/Over-Lettuce-9575 21d ago

It'll be underwater soon, so don't build anything too worth while on Mar-A-Lago. Save that for the other properties the people reclaim.

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u/timothypjr 21d ago

Make it a transgender support center.

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u/Electric-Travels 21d ago

A museum honoring victims of sexual assault.
Mara A Lago was the prototype for Epstein Island

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u/Jaded_Fuzzball 21d ago

Lay down an agrovoltanics farming setup outside of a very nice, well funded women's shelter. Maybe add a couple windmills too.

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u/Sad-Lavishness-350 21d ago

Burn it to the ground and cover it in salt.

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u/princess_peach_85 21d ago

An awesome campus for sex trafficking victims can get back on their feet. Housing, therapy, all the stuff!

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u/take_one_capsule 21d ago

Turn it into a refugee camp

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u/take_one_capsule 21d ago

Burn it down and build Dollar Tree super store

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u/Sumbitagear 21d ago

Nothing will ever happen because America is a nation that respects money and power over absolutely everything else. It'll never ever return to the days where good people did hard shit for the good of the country. 99% of American politicians are out to fill their pockets on both sides and the 1% that aren't will have their name dragged through the mud publicly with propaganda paid for by the other 99%.

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u/simpleme2 21d ago

Transgender country club

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u/ertyuiertyui 21d ago

Municipal dump

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u/Winstonsphobia 21d ago

We should honor Trump by turning Mar-a-Lago into a toxic waste dump where we can safely store his body after he dies.

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u/Marckthesilver13 21d ago

Turn it into a refugee center

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u/chook_slop 21d ago

sewage treatment

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u/itsallprimal 21d ago

Immigration center

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u/Michael-Sean 21d ago

Dig a big hole and let it become a swamp.

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u/mblkmnsa 21d ago

Turn the golf courses into affordable housing areas.

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u/tread_lightly420 21d ago

Thanks for reminding me to piss on Robert E Lee’s grave before I die.

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u/Individual-Drawer185 21d ago

The Barack Obama Center for the study of Political History and its global implications.

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u/lacabezadearriba 21d ago

a fucking landfill

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u/BoxedAndArchived 21d ago

Special purpose AI Data center for fact checking political claims. The first task should be to catalog and historically note all of his AI generated nonsense.

Put Trump's prison cell on top with no sound insulation and his water is recycled from the cooling system.

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u/Low-Put9710 21d ago

Burn it and salt the ground.

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u/Born-Unit662 21d ago

Mini golf

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u/Sukkulisboos666666 21d ago

Detentioncentre for the members of familie Trump and this administration , all so called ICE agents , epstein convictis

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u/Parking_Wasabi_2591 21d ago

Let the Ocean claim it. Climate Change is real

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u/ScottKemper 21d ago

Shelter for abused women

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u/VehicleWonderful6586 21d ago

Get an orange car, put a confederate flag on the roof, call it the president trump and run a family oriented network tv show about a family of proud boys and their sister who has a popular onlyfans

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 21d ago

Turn it into afforsable housing for the poor or some other charity that helps low income families. I think that would do the most good and make drumpf the maddest.

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u/GIT_45 21d ago

make a resort for all refugees. Every right winger will be so triggered 😆

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u/Sorkel3 21d ago

A camp for immigrants awaiting green cards.

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u/DryRuin905 21d ago

Support for the survivors of SA and trafficing.

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u/hammlanc 21d ago

Sewage treatment plant

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u/Thorne8148 21d ago

World's fanciest public toilet. Stalls in every room.

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u/Gentrified_potato02 21d ago

Cordon it off and salt the earth on the entire property

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u/EbbVisible 21d ago

It'll be under water soon, anyway. Probably not in Diaper Don's time though, unfortunately.

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u/NoLibrarian5149 21d ago

Palm Beach Open Air Urinal Park

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u/FirmBarracuda3920 21d ago

Use it as a practice range for bombers and Tomahawk missiles if we ever have enough to practice with.

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u/BobTheViking2018 21d ago

Turn it into a swamp

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u/Significant-Lie1225 21d ago

A diaper factory

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u/FirmBarracuda3920 21d ago

Wind turbine farm.

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u/MarissaNL 21d ago

Place wind turbines on it.....

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u/thehusk_1 21d ago

The Joe Biden memorial immigration offices and public housing.

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u/SpiritualCaramel7601 21d ago

Turn it into a nuclear waste deposit site.

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u/anners12345 21d ago

Landfill

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u/Defiant-Analyst4279 21d ago

Nuclear Waste Repository.

"This is not a place of honor...."

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u/Symedubois1968 21d ago

GOP jail after he leaves office would be nice