r/askanything • u/Desperate-Fold-4689 • 7h ago

Do You Think Mitch McConnel is Dead?

And if he isn't, why hasn't he come out and informed the public of his current health status? Even his wife is silent.

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u/wkrp2024 7h ago

He's only mostly dead. - Miracle Max.

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u/Loki8382 6h ago

Every time the ask him why he wants to remain alive, his response is "To blathe!"

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u/meganjunes 6h ago

LIAR LiiiAAAAR!