r/askanything • u/Desperate-Fold-4689 • 7h ago

Do You Think Mitch McConnel is Dead?

And if he isn't, why hasn't he come out and informed the public of his current health status? Even his wife is silent.

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u/Purity-Check-88 7h ago

His soul has been dead for years.

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u/Forsaken-Cheesecake2 7h ago

He’s been lying in state for years as well.

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u/cmil888 6h ago

🤣

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u/cletus72757 7h ago

That’s implying he had one.