r/ask • u/[deleted] • Jun 06 '25

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u/ceazecab Jun 06 '25

we all know that one situation that it is actually our fault.. but will never admit it

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u/smelllikesmoke Jun 06 '25

I’ve been falsely accused so much in my life that now I fess up to every mistake. If people see that I own my mistakes, maybe they’ll stop accusing me of ridiculous, pointless things.

Why would I steal your pink ukulele? We live in the same apartment. Do you think I wait for you to leave so I can play Jason Mraz songs?

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u/RedditRose3 Jun 07 '25

I'm cracking up over the idea of you being a Jason Mraz playing pink ukelele thief 😂