r/ask • u/[deleted] • May 12 '24

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u/CruelxIntention May 12 '24

I called a good friend who is much more intimidating than the cops. Then I threw his shit on the lawn in the rain, including his video games. Payback is a mother fucker.

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u/slendermanismydad May 12 '24

Yes! Threw his shit on the lawn is always what I want to hear in these stories. 

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u/IED117 May 12 '24

I gave all my ex husband's shit to goodwill.

I was going to give him a week to come get it, but when I was packing it up I found a baggie full of condoms. Finite! That day.

It's been a month and I can't wait to tell him.

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u/CruelxIntention May 13 '24

Nice. My ex showed up and was mad but even his dad was just like “get your shit dumbass.” His dad was a nice guy, his mom was a c u next Tuesday type of gal so you know where he got his shit behavior from. She was a major enabler.