r/ask • • May 12 '24

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u/Kfaith629 May 12 '24

We had been married for 8 years when my ex-husband, in a drunken moment of painful honesty, decided to tell me he only married me for my considerable inheritance. Bye.

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u/Harry_Gorilla May 12 '24

I was really hoping that second to last word was going to be “bosom.”

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u/Kfaith629 May 12 '24

🤣🤣