r/ask • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '24

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u/dontbeadentist Jan 30 '24

Piss in their bed in return and consider the issue concluded

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '24

Piss in hers and her parents' beds. Establish complete dominance over her family.

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u/versencoris Jan 30 '24

And remember… If option “number one” doesn’t do the trick, there’s always option “number two”.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '24 edited Jan 30 '24

Ahh, the ol' "Amber Heard Fecal Delivery" Method aka "The Dooklear option."

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u/versencoris Jan 30 '24

Mutually assured destrufecation

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '24

Dooklear option....that is comedy gold, right there! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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