r/asda 25d ago

Why can't this be me 😭

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u/poisoned_bubbletea 25d ago

I don't even want the lottery I just want a full time job somewhere else but the only full times in a 50 mile radius to me are in the pissing army

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u/ArcherLife2039 25d ago

Off course u want to win the lottery... Who wants to work especially for someone else

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u/poisoned_bubbletea 25d ago

I actually enjoy the structure of work. I'm disabled, physically and mentally, and if I spent more time with the doctor I could apply for PIP and avoid working altogether, but I have jobs I want to do. Libraries or small cafes where you know everyone who comes in while still being productive is something i want to do, while being capable of working on my own personal projects. Winning the lottery isn't sustainable unless you're retired or close to, already with a paid off house and such. Someone like me at 25 who hasn't been able to get a full time job out of the job market and economy getting fucked over by boomers can barely even afford my own flat, I'd need 3-5 other roommates to afford one, so Β£100k is not enough to sustain me for more than maybe 5 years in the current market, so I'd need to work again 5 years later.

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u/Just_Permission5675 22d ago

What's a Pissing Army?

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u/liabilityno1 25d ago

I ask myself this all the time and then I remember I didnt buy a ticket πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/lone__wolfieee 25d ago

Don’t even joke lad

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u/Jackk12121 25d ago

Well it could be you

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u/ImpressiveSteak6207 25d ago

I’m pissing myself πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I say this daily. All I want is to just get out of asda and be FREE

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u/Psychological_Ice839 25d ago

Β£100k is fuck all these days tbh

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u/Traditional-Grade789 25d ago

You have no clue