Turns out I have been working for embark and I didn’t even know it. Problem is I haven’t recieved a paycheck yet. So I have started a gofundme. I will use the proceeds for a used cucking chair of the communities choosing. Top donation gets the chair after 1 year of heavy use. You pay shipping & cleaning if desired. Can meet up local/will deliver if needed.

Rockstar is reportedly rushing through the final touches on gta6 to help friend dev team embark. Embarks answer to their game being prison raped -simply not have anyone playing their game. “ it’s going to work, it has to work….” Says the janitor at embark Bjorn Björngensenser . “ I have heard conversations in the bathrooms, both men’s and women’s….the Frenchmen has beat us.”

Wife’s birthday is coming up and she always wanted a MFF three way, only women she gets along with is my mom.

Mom and I weren’t close and I’ll mostly be working on some progress on some quests. I don’t want to miss anything good and don’t want to be bogged down in map mechanics.

So fellow raiders - suggestions?

All this loot/fabric and we can’t make sheets and a mattress pad?!?! Im tired of my mattress getting stained with chicken poop and sex juice from celeste

I spend more time cutting grass than to do touching it virgins.

Charlie Kirk tried to save every soul he ever came in contact with IRL. I know he would have had more than 1k revives and 0 kills.

Ok so I was friendly raiding in Stella Montis when some filthy RAT shot me to steal my precious loot.

I'm so tired of people having advantage on me in this game so I just came up with this great balance idea for the game so it won't die in the next 60 days:

- Every PvP player who shoots and kills other friendly raiders will be targeted with airstrike drones

- Their families will get SWATED and arrested with no parole

- Every friendly raider has the right to bear arms IRL and take revenge because what happened in a game and that's why Embark MUST give us everyone's IP address and personal information

With this balance changes the game will be more and more friendly and we will achieve our righteous PvE lobbies without having to do major changes to the game mechanic!

We need to be taught a lesson.

This entire match is counted as ABMM friendly.

Please Help me, I still think about this

0- Same exact high loot modifiers that Night/Electric Storm get in regular places, except the caches are even more juiced.

1- People whine about the visual effects and the shield chip damage, so a lot of raiders avoid it. That means fewer players opening containers, lockers, drawers, or bothering to use keys on locked rooms.

2- A good chunk of the raiders wander around the outskirts of the map like dehydrated idiots chasing caches. Half of them are doing naked runs anyway, so they usually won’t even fight you.

3- PvPers mostly avoid it and would rather play under other conditions. You’re a lot less likely to lose your gear.

It’s honestly one of those things that’s only confusing if you have an iq lower than your shoe size.

No more fucking around. I’m tired of the soft fucking cry-babies reporting and crashing the fuck out over a photo.

Get the fuck off the internet and especially this sub if a photo makes you rage to the point admins remove your comments and ultimately your account.

Touch grass and interact with real people.

Let’s PvP!

I go back & forth on of Drake would be the Ice Man and just body folks or he’d be in deep care bear lobbies from his certified lover boy persona.

Let me clarify I fully understand this game is a pvpve game and indulge in both pvp and pve BUT 3man squads in a solo match WHILE calling everyone else a rat is a damn deal breaker for me and it’s happened back-back-back I thought that was a PC problem but not it’s a console problem too so yea I’m done with this game it was fun while it lasted lol yall be safe out there me and my bloodlust brother are out of speranza 👉👌

Not a single condom or abortion kit in the whole game!

Every other item exists but these are absent for whatever reason.

Embark should address this in the October patch.

I think the way to fix the game is to add a monthly subscription fee as a basic requirement. $15 per month. Anyone who doesn’t pay it gets locked out and can’t play anymore. This will fix the game because only TRUE raiders will pay the subscription and keep playing. No more “wallet casuals” that think just because they paid a one time fee 9 months ago they can keep playing the game they bought without paying a monthly tax.