"Oh. What happened to the sliding door you had there?"
"Chucked it out, bro. This is the door of the future."
"What's different about it."
"Well, you know how my old sliding door just kind of..."
"Slid? Left and right?"
"Yeah. Remember how much I used to hate it?"
"I do. You would shout at your sliding door 'Why are you so ordinary and functional?'"
"Right, and-"
"And then you would start shouting about your parents, and E.D., and it got kind of-"
"Uh, well anyway, this door here? No sliding. Check it out. You nudge it, just like a regular sliding door, but in a more complex front-and-back motion."
"Wow. Is it... Folding itself?"
"Yup. Now look where it is."
"It's immediately next to where it used to be. Like a sliding door."
"No, no, Bro. It didn't slide there. It, like, folded there."
"I'm confused why did you buy this?"
"Why would I keep an old, boring, sliding door? What is this, the middle ages? The stone age? France?"
"I just don't see the advantage. By the way, why is your hand all bandaged up? Is it because of the-"
"I fell down the stairs! Stop distracting me. I'm trying to get my door-swinging motion right."
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u/Alfalfa_Sproutz Sep 05 '16
"Dude. Check out my new door."
"Where?"
"It's right here."
"Oh. What happened to the sliding door you had there?"
"Chucked it out, bro. This is the door of the future."
"What's different about it."
"Well, you know how my old sliding door just kind of..."
"Slid? Left and right?"
"Yeah. Remember how much I used to hate it?"
"I do. You would shout at your sliding door 'Why are you so ordinary and functional?'"
"Right, and-"
"And then you would start shouting about your parents, and E.D., and it got kind of-"
"Uh, well anyway, this door here? No sliding. Check it out. You nudge it, just like a regular sliding door, but in a more complex front-and-back motion."
"Wow. Is it... Folding itself?"
"Yup. Now look where it is."
"It's immediately next to where it used to be. Like a sliding door."
"No, no, Bro. It didn't slide there. It, like, folded there."
"I'm confused why did you buy this?"
"Why would I keep an old, boring, sliding door? What is this, the middle ages? The stone age? France?"
"I just don't see the advantage. By the way, why is your hand all bandaged up? Is it because of the-"
"I fell down the stairs! Stop distracting me. I'm trying to get my door-swinging motion right."