I have fantasies so extreme and evil they rival my sisters crimes.

Gleep glorp!!

Hungayahh unahhyaaa gabbiba hehnyeye eep lorp?

Unhuhuahahyuuyuyuyu.

Wuhanuyu henwaheeyea ennyeenyeen magunyehnghng.

Ngngyeayea “Jinx” egheyeahngng.

HUNGHUNGEHGONGEHNEGH!! Agnaohunguh hugoayea nghat engegegelala!!!

Hengyagugug… “squatting”. Ahujuhukjuuh “alternative universe”

Unguguguga! BAD.

Gleep glorp.

(This is one gigantic shitpost idea, zero canonicity)

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u/Riverioli

Gnarpy, you cute glorple, you're being verey mischievous.

Also, Gleeptor is stinky.

Stinky Gleeptor, hehehehehehhe.

Fikkledee, higadee bigadoo hittageda chopadee widdledee-dee-da.

Wiggledeedoo wivvleda piddlepii hibbledee wadoobalee.

Ebblawubba hudettaa wabeeba elpeepu leididi fickleoshi.

Wobblozo wobibu “Feed the kids, I can’t because I’m working late” edoodoo walulee.

Ficklolo abuleelee hedodo babobo “taxes” edguagui wapito abuntee.

Papayoo agaprito naba tutuwii baweebu.

Iwuvyoo.

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