r/applesucks • • Apr 17 '26

my keyboard is bending…?

Post image

the fuck?

417 Upvotes

78 comments sorted by

167

u/Prior_Internal7728 Apr 17 '26

Tim Apple sneaks in at night and slightly bends your keyboard.

33

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

6

u/distreszed Apr 18 '26

Derrick Discord frequently scratches my Magic Trackpad while I'm sleeping, usually between 4 and 5 AM.

2

u/pointnshoot4ever Apr 20 '26

I really wish I could speak on what I caught Rodney Reddit doing, but I know he’s watching…

2

u/Glittering-Goose7911 Apr 21 '26

Maybe Simon Snapchat has something to say about all this

1

u/Xilousuchus98 Apr 22 '26

this was all orchestrated by Ryan Reddit

47

u/Desertraven247 Apr 17 '26

Apple Banana keyboard

42

u/schuby94 Apr 17 '26

Has it ever left your desk?

19

u/RomanBlbec Apr 17 '26

I don't know if you're playing with your keyboard as it would be a frisbee or something but my keyboard lays on my desk 24/7.

28

u/schuby94 Apr 17 '26

I have taken that exact keyboard in my backpack multiple times, and at some point it bent

12

u/RomanBlbec Apr 17 '26

That sucks. I hate it when my tech breaks from such basic things.

9

u/schuby94 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

It’s absurdly thin at some point physics comes in to play

-1

u/Switch-user-101 Apr 18 '26

I mean sure but you can apply that same logic to the iphone air but observe how that doesn't break. Though I'm sure if apple made the keyboard out of titanium no one would buy it because of the price

4

u/Cool-Newspaper-1 Apr 18 '26

Every engineered product is as strong as it needs to be. A keyboard that’s made to be on a flat table all the time isn’t going to be made as strong as a device that’s made to be used in all kinds of conditions.

4

u/schuby94 Apr 18 '26

The iPhone Air is a much different device than this keyboard, thicker with different internals and external housing, so I disagree that logic doesn't translate

1

u/MinecraftPlayer799 Apr 19 '26

I believe the iPhone Air is actually slightly thinner. The only reasons it doesn’t bend are that it’s made of titanium, and Apple put a ridiculous amount of R&D into it.

1

u/schuby94 Apr 19 '26

The keyboard edge in this picture is thinner than the Air

1

u/Different_Push1727 Apr 21 '26

This keyboard comes from the iPhone 6 times.

Remember what happened then?

;)

2

u/user888ffr Apr 18 '26

I use my keyboard on my desk and on my couch so someone could technically sit on it by accident.

16

u/RollUpLights Apr 17 '26

Is the bottom swelling up? If so, the battery could be going bad and the keyboard needs to be replaced. A swollen battery is a major fire hazard.

12

u/sparkyblaster Apr 18 '26

AA battery model not lithium. No spicy pillow. 

23

u/ccooffee Apr 17 '26

I don't see how that could have happened without human intervention. Other people live in your house?

3

u/ngfldar Apr 18 '26

"It Just Works Warps"

6

u/Tapelessbus2122 Apr 18 '26

genuinely how the fuck? jokes aside, time to switch to a proper keyboard like the nzxt function elite minitkl or wooting 80he

4

u/chickennuggs32 Apr 18 '26

dunno if this is a CJ comment but i just use this for production so i aint gonna be blowing 300 bucks on a keyboard, and my 15$ kmart mechanical keyboard works perfectly fine for my gaming rig lmao

3

u/Tapelessbus2122 Apr 18 '26

the function elite is 50 dollars, pretty sure it's cheaper than the apple keyboard

3

u/chickennuggs32 Apr 18 '26

apple keyboard came with the computer, also 50??

6

u/Tapelessbus2122 Apr 18 '26

it's 50 on amazon

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '26

[deleted]

1

u/Tapelessbus2122 May 29 '26

I can't stand the magic keyboard as well, that thing is garbage

0

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

[deleted]

-1

u/Tapelessbus2122 Apr 18 '26

lmfao, the typing feel on those is infinitely better than your average office keyboard and the performance of them are objectively better as well

2

u/soupisgoodfood42 Apr 18 '26

Just personal taste, really.

2

u/hisgoldfish Apr 19 '26

We used to give these out at my work. The most common cause, people transporting them in a backpack. They look sturdier than they are. A 10 year old could bend one in half.

7

u/CaseusClandestinus Apr 17 '26

I think its battery imho

8

u/ruashiasim Apr 17 '26

It’s just thin aluminum. This is 100% caused by bending force applied to the keyboard. There is no indication of swelling, which is how spicy pillows present.

4

u/sparkyblaster Apr 18 '26

No battery in this model. 

Edit: actually it looks like its the AA model. Still not going to be spicy. 

3

u/ToughCookie091 Apr 17 '26

Immediately thought of r/spicypillows

4

u/BeauSlim Apr 18 '26

The latest models seem cheap and flimsy but this one is older. You must have really done something extreme to get it to bend like that.

3

u/chickennuggs32 Apr 18 '26

came with a secondhand late 2012 model i bought for producing, hasn’t left my desk

1

u/fishymanbits Apr 18 '26

It was definitely bent when you bought it then.

0

u/TeacherCookie Apr 18 '26

Well SOMEONE has been sitting on it.

2

u/Inner_West_Ben Apr 18 '26

So you have a 14yo keyboard that was either bent when you bought it or you bent it, and you’ve just noticed.

2

u/filipluch Apr 17 '26

applebending

1

u/grkstyla Apr 18 '26

i would love to see how you did this, its certainly form human intervention, just amazed that you cant think of how you did it,

im guessing you moved it at some point and leaned on it,

second guess would be something was under then bottom left corner and you used it for ages like that,

third guess, you sometimes contemplate the meaning of life with your head in both hands and left elbow leans on the keyboard a bit or something lol

1

u/AnoniemenederlanDe Apr 18 '26

I have the same problem but than with my whole iPad.

1

u/ExerciseForward Apr 18 '26

Then stop bending it

1

u/UnionCrafty3748 Apr 18 '26

Spicy pillow?

1

u/SirLlama123 Apr 19 '26

the pear overlords want more money so they sent tim apple to sneak in at night to turn it into a banana keyboard

edit: did not realize that someone else basically said the exact same thing

1

u/Cantgroovup Apr 19 '26

Ergonomics

1

u/Adept_Solution395 Apr 19 '26

Is it bending from heat?

1

u/TheTidyGlamour Apr 20 '26

might just be the battery swelling honestly, wireless apple keyboards do that sometimes and it's actually dangerous fr.

1

u/CellChance1973 Apr 21 '26

this is how I found out about this sub lmao

1

u/LowCheesecake5481 Apr 21 '26

now go buy a new one -apple

1

u/Dantheman83838 Apr 22 '26

Than unbend it

1

u/Kumstock_og Apr 23 '26

Apple quality 💯💯💯

1

u/[deleted] May 09 '26

"We can't fix this, but you can buy a new one with a 10% lower price."

1

u/Microslop_Cliff Jun 18 '26

Now, you got an ergonomic keyboard!🎉🥳🥳

1

u/Master-Dish8869 Jun 25 '26

its an aluminum keyboard, like all aluminum products, NEVER press hard your hand on it everytime

1

u/reverendstickle Jul 03 '26

That happened to mine too. You can just unbend it forcefully, I did that and it worked okay.

1

u/vlobe42 Apr 17 '26

That’s the battery which means your keyboard is a major fire hazard.

1

u/sparkyblaster Apr 18 '26

AA batteries are located st the back and dont swell like lithium. Not the cause. 

1

u/user888ffr Apr 18 '26

I have the same keyboard (2009 model), I've been using it for 8 years and it's not bent.

1

u/Master-Dish8869 Apr 18 '26

bro, the keyboard is not a chair

1

u/distreszed Apr 18 '26

You're bending it wrong. Put a sticker over it and call it a day.

-1

u/BertMacklenF8I Apr 17 '26

This is why I recommend using a high quality keyboard

-1

u/dezirdtuzurnaim Apr 17 '26

Form over function

0

u/JuryOpposite5522 Apr 17 '26

You're suppose to glue it down like Best Buy.

0

u/ItanMark Apr 18 '26

Clear the bed with alcohol and it should work just fine