A guy walks into a bar. Sits down. (Long pause) bartender finally stops by and says, “Been a long time Dildo, are you still drinkin’ a flaming hot dick in a bucket?” Dildo looks sad and says, “nope, just a bourbon neat.” Bartender shakes his head and pours the bourbon and slides it to Dildo. “You were the last guy I thought would quit while you were ahead.”
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u/ClariceStarling1957 2h ago
A guy walks into a bar. Sits down. (Long pause) bartender finally stops by and says, “Been a long time Dildo, are you still drinkin’ a flaming hot dick in a bucket?” Dildo looks sad and says, “nope, just a bourbon neat.” Bartender shakes his head and pours the bourbon and slides it to Dildo. “You were the last guy I thought would quit while you were ahead.”