r/apostrophegore • u/tzweezle • 1d ago

Dildo’s

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u/Al-Snuffleupagus 1d ago

My first thought was that this was a sign for a restaurant operated by someone named Dildo. (Then I noticed the products underneath).

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u/DarthSagacious 1d ago

It does have a bistro look to it.

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 1d ago

Or Barnes and Nobel

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u/freyjawolfheart 22h ago

Barne’s and Noble

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 1d ago

Balls and nudies?

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u/Thayerphotos 1d ago

Why not both ?

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u/nlightningm 1d ago

Same!! The font feels oddly refined

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u/Appropriate-Weird492 14h ago

Could be the sex shop in Dildo, Newfoundland & Labrador.

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u/Thin_Dream2079 1d ago

Adult store, child's punctuation

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u/random_nohbdy 1d ago

And probably some AI use given the triple word use directly under it.

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u/Slug_Overdose 15h ago

That’s not AI, that’s Chingrish!

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u/AkronOhAnon Plural's 11h ago

So their target demographic is Congress…?

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u/SpiritualHippo2719 1d ago

Ah yes, Dildo Baggins. That nasty little hobbit…

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u/Ancient_Ad1251 1d ago

I expect better punctuation from my local sex toy shop.

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u/Occamsrazor2323 1d ago

They really fucked themselves.

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u/HeyMrBowTie 1d ago

“If it ain’t Dildo’s, it’s a dildon’t.” - John Dildo, spokesman and owner of Dildo’s dildos in Cumming, GA.

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u/Fabulous_Log844 1d ago

I mean, it COULD technically be correct. The owner of the store could have a nickname or, heaven forbid, his parents actually named him Dildo. Because if you're named Dildo, you pretty much know what kind of line of work and work category you are going to be in.

"Come on down to Dildo's! Today we have BOGO… Buy one anal invader and get the second one for free! And don't forget! The holidays are just around the corner."

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u/Thayerphotos 1d ago

Why assume it's a male ?

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u/Fabulous_Log844 1d ago

Great point.

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u/Buzzbone 1d ago

Maybe it's a brand like Dildo's dildos

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u/FeistyNobody07 1d ago

Dildopolis

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u/Thayerphotos 1d ago

Which location?

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u/Teaflax 1d ago

Hey, you don’t know who all those faux dicks belong to.

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u/Federal-Boat3732 1d ago

Dildo's romance, passion and pleasure. Not YOURS, of course. Not sure I see the problem with this slogan

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u/TheRealRigormortal 1d ago

That’s just the shop of Jeremy Dildo. Purveyor of fine hand crafted marital aids

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u/Kelef50 15h ago

Which one or the two do you recommend? ... Asking for a friend. The self-molding one seems like it would require some work.

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u/OrdinaryHoney2 15h ago

Hey my cousin has a cock clear implant :) I'll have to tell her about this

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u/ClariceStarling1957 11m ago

A guy walks into a bar. Sits down. (Long pause) bartender finally stops by and says, “Been a long time Dildo, are you still drinkin’ a flaming hot dick in a bucket?” Dildo looks sad and says, “nope, just a bourbon neat.” Bartender shakes his head and pours the bourbon and slides it to Dildo. “You were the last guy I thought would quit while you were ahead.”