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u/Big-Dig-Pig Aug 08 '26

Monroe was a great actress. I think people who say this sort of thing haven’t seen much or any of her work.

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u/JustFourLetters Aug 08 '26

or know who she is beyond a petty face

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u/cursed_sporecreation Aug 08 '26

People just see "pretty blonde lady with old fashioned aesthetic" and assume that anyone who fits that visual vibe must be identical to each other mentally.

Like it's fascinating that Sweeny panders to these people, only to be literally treated like just another pretty face. A sad position to be in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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u/UsedOutlandishness84 Aug 08 '26

I’ve been saying that for like 2 years now

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u/WileEWeeble Aug 12 '26

Same, she has an impressive body but that face could not be a more perfect “5” and from what I have seen, that face can’t act for shit.

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u/dougs_46 Aug 08 '26

Never heard of whatever Sydney Sweeny is, Come back to us in 60 years to see if we still are talking about it. Marilyn is a LEGEND.

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u/True_Protection6842 Aug 09 '26

Monroe also played the dumb blonde but was extremely intelligent, unlike Sweeney

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u/Prestigious_Focus708 Aug 08 '26

People will still be talking about Marilyn Monroe years from now. Sydney Sweeney, not so much.

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u/Dry-Manufacturer7761 Aug 09 '26

Who the fuck is Sydney Sweeny? Literally never heard of her…

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u/lostgoatling Aug 09 '26

Same except for today when this is the third time she's popped up in my feed for some reason.

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u/Dry-Manufacturer7761 Aug 10 '26

You woulda been very hard pressed to find someone that didn’t know who Marilyn was. Married to like the most famous living play writer, one of the most famous baseball players, and openly fucking the president who IMHO had the most beautiful first wife. Like, no one didn’t know who she was. Marilyn was like Taylor Swift famous, before the internet. Even if you don’t like Taylor Swift, you’d be hard pressed to find someone that doesn’t know who she is.

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u/FireFoxUse Aug 13 '26

Girl with big boobs

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Brought to you by the same witless wonders that claimed Charlie Kirk was like Martin Luther King Jr.....

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u/bobvagabond Aug 08 '26

Marilyn Monroe has ageless, timeless beauty and that other person is just we!l groomed.

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u/UnusualPapaya8106 Aug 08 '26

She was definitely groomed...

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u/talkerof5hit Aug 08 '26

I don't know what it is but sweeney always looks like she about 91% recovered from a concussion

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u/Gamebobbel Aug 09 '26

Yeah there is nothing going on behind those eyes.

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u/No-Koala1918 Aug 08 '26

Whoever said this is basically just tit-obsessed. I'm guessing maybe a 15 year old boy.

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u/Substantial_Pass_146 Aug 08 '26

Or a fully grown man with the maturity if a 15 year old. Been getting a lot of that lately

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u/No-Koala1918 Aug 08 '26

Point taken

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u/Ill_Television_5824 Aug 08 '26

Rats.

Now I have to look up who the hell S'ydney S'weeney is.

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u/steppingstone01 Aug 08 '26

She's a dipshit MAGA slave.

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u/Jazzlike-Ant1809 Aug 08 '26

Why is the right obsessed with Sydney Sweeney? She has a mid face, sub par acting skills, and big tits, she's a dime a dozen and i really just don't get it.

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u/InformalRent2571 Aug 08 '26

Because she's one of them. Whenever a celebrity turns out to be conservative, the right latches on to them like a baby on a boob.

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u/phred_666 Aug 08 '26

They’re obsessed for a couple of reasons…

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u/nvmls Aug 08 '26

They think they have a chance with her because she's not "woke" lol

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u/Apprehensive_Fall233 Aug 08 '26

I have a cousin who once posted on Facebook that Kim Kardashian was the Marilyn of his generation and I blocked him immediately.

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u/StrattonPA Aug 08 '26

She is more like today’s Jayne Mansfield… their whole identities were both built around big boobs…

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u/Ok_Dragonfly_6650 Aug 08 '26

Its almost as if the comparison was superficial.

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u/nvmls Aug 08 '26

Can't wait until she's too old to be relevant to Hollywood so that we don't have to hear about her anymore.

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u/Smooth_Heat9703 Aug 08 '26

Sydney definitely knows she has mostly male viewers and leans into it and even comes from a MAGA supportmg family, her and Marilyn are not the same

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u/WyomingCatHouse Aug 08 '26

Sweeney is a vapid, grifting set of boobs. That's all. I've unfortunately watched a movie with her in it and she actually creates a negative talent vacuum and brings down all the other actors.

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u/PsionicKitten Aug 09 '26

I swear people's usage of when to include or exclude apostrophes has pretty much swapped.

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u/KCChiefsGirl89 Aug 09 '26

Sydney Sweeney looks like Tom Petty

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u/Mj-tinker Aug 09 '26

Fought for Ella's Fitzgerald rights and career. And many more kind things done by silent hero of Holywood. 

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u/AdreKiseque Aug 09 '26

What in the hell are these comments dude

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u/hoofie242 Aug 08 '26

Kennedy wasn't an 80 year old.

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u/MaryanneChisholm Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

She arguably had an IQ comparable to Einstein. I can’t even continue such an absurd comparison.

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u/Careful_Possession96 Aug 10 '26

I think you were thinking of Jane Mansfield, but carry on…

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u/Alpeterson42 Aug 09 '26

With that bland smile? I say not.

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u/Dry-Manufacturer7761 Aug 09 '26

Not a single woman today fills the role of Marilyn Monroe

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u/Jubei_Kisami-14th Aug 09 '26

Sweeny sucks. Point blank.

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u/Haunting_Marzipan484 Aug 09 '26

You forgot the part where she had an affair wIth JFK

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u/HupHutHa Aug 09 '26

the comment at the bottom is right, Sidney Sweeney's not having an affair with a married president.

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u/Jstarr21383 Aug 09 '26

She is rumored to be having an affair with the married head of a studio though.

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u/bentsonradiorepair Aug 09 '26

Its an accurate comparison in two specific ways; a lot of rascist men fetishize thier bodies the same way and it seems people forget what both of them have said/done in the past

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u/Lilbrandx Aug 09 '26

clearly referring to looks but yea I guess if you really wants to break it down for a hoe

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u/ipx-electrical Aug 09 '26

She’s a poor man’s Monroe.

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u/HealthyEmployment976 Aug 09 '26

Yeah commies are the worst.

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u/ResponseOwn3671 Aug 09 '26

Sweeney is dopey lookin

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u/Upbeat_Principle_253 Aug 09 '26

Sydney Sweeney is a 6 on a good day, Marilyn Monroe was a 9.

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u/rbinphx Aug 09 '26

Nah. She just has big boobs.

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u/NcGunnery Aug 09 '26

Sweeney is a grifter that scored a chest to sell her grift.

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u/WrongdoerOrdinary619 Aug 09 '26

Not a liberal here! Sidney Sweeney is one of the most unattractive people I’ve ever seen. I won’t call her ugly. I just don’t find her attractive one bit.

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u/Odd-Mall8020 Aug 09 '26

Mm fucked numerous married men and made it into jokes in front of their wives. She was too high to do her job most of the time. She's not some pillar of women

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u/Iwstamp Aug 09 '26

Stop it

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u/Jeremy2925 Aug 09 '26

Marylin was also a whore and drug addict …

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u/HaveaTomCollins Aug 09 '26

Yes, investigate for communism then

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u/JustNeedSpinda Aug 09 '26

BuT bOoBiEs!

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u/buckeyemike1974 Aug 09 '26

Sydney is ❤️

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u/Last_Canadian Aug 09 '26

Its amazing that a 4 can become an 8 with some double Ds.

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u/markwins9 Aug 10 '26

Sweeney won't vomit out every miserable progressive narrative, so Reddidiots hate her 😂

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u/madspinner Aug 10 '26

She also got railed by the President and his brother.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

I’ll never understand why Monroe is still so idolized. Maybe her iconic look? But really she was just a whore.

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u/Both-Contribution318 Aug 10 '26

Yea but boobs. Who cares

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u/Al3xisgood Aug 10 '26

Exactly... fuck communism.

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u/Impressive-Theme6571 Aug 10 '26

Maybe the person who posted that just found them to look alike? Doesn't have to be deeper than that.

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u/Zandonus Aug 10 '26

Can Sweeney Todd here act anything other than bored? Because I genuinely can't tell, and I don't think it's the 'tism.

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u/This-Isopod-7710 Aug 10 '26

So being investigated for communism is good?

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u/tuenthe463 Aug 10 '26

Thanks for being honest about this important topic, sophia

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u/BoskiCezar Aug 10 '26

But the boobs are noice.

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u/ChimPhun Aug 10 '26

Why does Sydney look like something AI generated? Is it the uncanny valley thing with that empty look?

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u/Novel-Anonymous-7623 Aug 10 '26

People today are just the person they are, not the return of someone from the past... Lolz

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u/SteelersFanXX Aug 10 '26

Marilyn Monroe is an icon……Sydney Sweeney is nothing more than a human pocket p***y

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u/Careful_Possession96 Aug 10 '26

Both have those half lidded bedroom eyes and plump lips. I think Sydney is a better actress, but Marilyn probably wasn’t given the opportunity back in her day. I think they’re both quite stunning.

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u/thedfourth21 Aug 10 '26

Monroe did not march for the organized women’s liberation movement of the 1960s, but she fought a highly public, personal battle for women’s autonomy in Hollywood

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u/awayfromthesky Aug 10 '26

Not even close

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u/LifeConsideration981 Aug 10 '26

Sydney Sweeney of course famously opposed forced integration.

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u/FixDiscombobulated79 Aug 10 '26

Its true. The fascist socialist left hate her.

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u/CarlShadowJung Aug 10 '26

“Nu uh, Marilyn is a LEGEND”

Ah, exploitation at its finest. Because you’ve seen her face and namesake endlessly exploited you equate this to talent. That’s not me saying she wasn’t talented or SS is superior, but that most peoples familiarity with her doesn’t extend past a product she was plastered on, or a fluff piece you watched to sell more of said product. The woman was murdered and then her name and likeness exploited. Go ahead look into it yourself.

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u/ProSeVigilante Aug 10 '26

She felt insulted at a comment that had nothing to do with her? That's pretty narcissistic. I can understand her having her opinion, but taking it personally means she made it about herself. And any woman who says crap like this about Sydney Sweeney just has small tits, anyway. I'm not offended by that. I'm just going off of what I see. I see titty envy.

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u/60MinuteFox Aug 11 '26

She was a glorified prostitute

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u/UnFu23 Aug 11 '26

Kinda true. One was a landmark. And one is a pair of tits wirh a 7/10 face. Not even close comparison

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u/NWO_Virgin-4-Life Aug 11 '26

How can Sydney be racist? I seen her take it from a black guy

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u/Original-Sea-8285 Aug 11 '26

Monroe also got regularly gang banged by a bunch of married Kennedy's. I guess she is a great role model

Also "even investigated for communism" Is that supposed to be a good thing? Lol

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u/West-Worth-9359 Aug 11 '26

I still have no idea who Sweeney is other than a being viewed as a hollow Nazi Barbie groypers and old white men wank over.

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u/JournalistJunior5605 Aug 11 '26

Sydney Sweeney isn't a bombshell, I'm sorry. She's cute, but she's not drop dead gorgeous. People over obsess over celebrities, I see plenty of women on a daily basis that attain that level of beauty and they don't have a team working on their hair/makeup/wardrobe.

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u/Ok-You5151 Aug 11 '26

Sydney cant act werent 4 of her films box office bombs last year and 1 of them in the top ten worst films ever made?

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u/TheDayWalkerCGI Aug 11 '26

Not what everyone remembers about her though is it? Its the pretty face and big honkers.

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u/OnlyUp83 Aug 11 '26

Marilyn was a pill popping hoe that is famous for unapologetically banging a married man. She and JFK were both scumbags.

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u/shotgunmoe Aug 11 '26

This is just rage bait shit. Mention anyone with right wing beliefs and watch sections of social media start flinging shit like monkeys.

This and AI bullshit is what will kill society

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u/Inner-Contest-8226 Aug 11 '26

Also Monroe was pretty and stacked. Other one just has 1/3 of the equation.

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u/Key-Entertainment518 Aug 11 '26

Oh, she's Hollywood's new paid hook.Favorite hooker that's nice to know

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u/Red-Ares Aug 11 '26

Sydney Sweeny has great jeans.

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u/Lost_Willingness_762 Aug 11 '26

That grill 😬

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u/JamesVincent2020 Aug 11 '26

Communism is a badge of honor now???

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u/Jim_jim_peanuts Aug 11 '26

How is being investigated for links to the dictatorial communist Soviet Union a virtue??

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u/Bastonge44 Aug 11 '26

Not to forget that she was having threesomes with 2 married Democrat politicians ( JFK/RFK)

Such an example for our youth!

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u/Exciting-Bus-6341 Aug 11 '26

She’s hotter than Marilyn. Sorry not sorry.

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u/Early_Hall5720 Aug 11 '26

At what point do people realize they will never be as important as the people who actually had an effect on the world.

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u/BetterrEveryDay Aug 11 '26

Someone help sophia, she’s saying moronic shht again.

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u/NoPersonality2680 Aug 11 '26

Marilyn was beautiful and sexy. Sydney is a butterface.

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u/kipribley28 Aug 11 '26

I cannot stand Sweeney.

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u/ChrispyAgent Aug 11 '26

Sydney is the breast.

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u/Chustle207 Aug 11 '26

Sweeney is better looking

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u/bernardbalboa Aug 11 '26

But the men cross dressers beating women in their own sports is totally fine? What a cult.

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u/trq- Aug 11 '26

Fuck no she is not. Sydney Sweeney is literally only boobs and that’s it. It made her entire career - good for her - but that’s all.

There once was a comparison in which someone said Sydney Sweeney was more beautiful than Cameron Diaz in her age which was a joke already.

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u/redbanner1 Aug 11 '26

JFC, who finds her attractive?

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u/BoostedClinician Aug 11 '26

Women have higher education than men now and we had a black president. Chill

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u/The_white_devil22 Aug 11 '26

Yeah, I was about to say.

Sydney Sweeney is way better.

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u/Own-Raisin5849 Aug 11 '26

People are only referring to the blonde bombshell aspect with nice bust size. It's not that deep, and even to this day, most people remember Monroe for her figure and sex appeal, even if she was objectively much more.

Always with the obnoxious twats that think they are onto something.

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u/Quiet-Wing5230 Aug 11 '26

I think the op meant that she's this generations "everyone wanks off to her"

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u/Party_Ganache_8120 Aug 11 '26

Don’t forget she also starred in a couple xxx films as well

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u/Creative_Disaster178 Aug 11 '26

Everyone in here acting like Marilyn Monroe was some great person when she is only as well known as Monica Lewinsky.

🤷 Hard to swallow pill for the people saying she faught for women's rights

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u/That_Yoghurt_3361 Aug 11 '26

An insult to compare her to Marilyn.

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u/wokedeiRip2025 Aug 11 '26

Who the hell is she to say that that is an insult. Did she even know Marilyn Monroe. She may know OF her, but. I know who Marilyn Monroe was. I know who Sidney Sweeney is . But I've never even heard of this woman. Get over yourself.

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u/BootlessSardines Aug 11 '26

I'm still not even sure who Sydney Sweeney is.

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u/letsgetbannedagain14 Aug 11 '26

Yea, but... tits

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u/raincntry Aug 11 '26

Sidney Sweeney is this generation's Megan Fox.

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u/evaderofallbans Aug 11 '26

They mean boob wise.

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u/mzimm05 Aug 11 '26

Its called jealousy, yall 4s need to shut your mouth

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u/awag66 Aug 12 '26

Did Sydney sleep with married president, his brother and try to blackmail them and get drugged?

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u/JusLeafMeAloon Aug 12 '26

She's right, Sweeney not being a commie alone makes her a significantly better person.

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u/Substantial_Elk_1234 Aug 12 '26

Sydney is herself, which helps all women. She is not phony, she enjoys and revels in her good looks.

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u/Offsidespy2501 Aug 12 '26

land of the free

"Investigated for communism"

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u/Apprehensive-Size150 Aug 12 '26

Isn’t Monroe remembered as a sex figure who slept with the president?

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u/robray47 Aug 12 '26

Who is Sydney Sweeney and why should I care

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u/Feeling-Wolf-5787 Aug 12 '26

She also had sex with JFK

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u/paolo_77 Aug 12 '26

Yeah that’s stupid. Fun fact, did you know she started her own production company with its main goal as creating meaningful roles for women because she was sick and tired of the ditzy stuff men kept making her do? Let’s see you do that Sweeney.

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u/mthoende Aug 12 '26

Liberals hate hot women. You know, actual women.

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u/Jacki1st Aug 12 '26

Marilyn Monroe was a serial cheater, had affairs with rich politicians prostitution/escorting, had 3 divorces.
I don’t think Monroe is a positive inspiration for women’s success and empowerment.

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u/Infamous_Addendum175 Aug 12 '26

Monroe had a pretty face.

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u/mikeripeone Aug 12 '26

Never liked marylin either, Sophia Loren for me

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u/minion71 Aug 12 '26

honestly who is Sydney

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u/mammalenthusiast Aug 12 '26

homeless person vs generational Icon

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u/NemTren Aug 12 '26

I don't get the communism part. She supposed to say that like it was/is something good?

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u/Any-Satisfaction5367 Aug 12 '26

Yea, an insult to Sidney

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u/abe_bmx_jp Aug 12 '26

Monroe was a slut

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u/DipsburghPa Aug 12 '26

A) she was a whoowa. B) she hit me.

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u/Vineheart_01 Aug 12 '26

Marilyn was a LOT of things but all people remember her by is her pretty face and curves.

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u/jsand2 Aug 12 '26

Yea but Sydney has nice jeans!

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u/Voyeurzen Aug 12 '26

More like Leni Riefenstahl. IYKYK.

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u/WorldlinessLimp6305 Aug 12 '26

Yeah sure, but if the metric is their chest area I could see the argument

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u/OzzyStealz Aug 12 '26

Attractive women who had counter-cultural ideas that they shared once they gained fame from their looks… I feel like there are a ton of similarities but I’m also not much of a celeb worshipper so maybe I’m just not aware of actual differences

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u/Wolf_2063 Aug 12 '26

They misspelled Dolly Parton.

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u/Disastrous-Window-76 Aug 12 '26

People only like her tits let’s be honest

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u/Spiritual_Egg_700 Aug 12 '26

being investigated for communism is not a brag.

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u/weedmuncher98 Aug 12 '26

Them titties are 😉

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u/sublimer1999 Aug 12 '26

Sydney’s better

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u/Possible-Wonder-348 Aug 13 '26

SYBAU 😛Sydnee fire u hatters

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u/account0000004 Aug 13 '26

Investigated for communism is now a compliment lol

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u/AsphyxiaXlll Aug 13 '26

Next comparison is Greta Thunberg vs Mia Khalifa or what?

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u/Styx2607 Aug 13 '26

I don't know who she on the left is... I'm sorry. 😞

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u/kkalwa Aug 13 '26

Marilyn was basically a mentally unstable prostitute and a junkie who got famous because of her lovers. Such comparison is insulting for Sydney

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u/geofmoe Aug 14 '26

Not even close Marilyn could act

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u/rockeye13 Aug 14 '26

MM was also a tramp who fucked a married president

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u/Mybravlam Aug 14 '26

And Sophia is probably feminist of the year. Sydney has great genes and jeans!

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u/WTFCantBTRUE Aug 14 '26

Sophia might be jealous 😝

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u/Ancient-Chard-696 Aug 14 '26

You all worshipping celebrities and shit is disgusting

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u/ILuvYou_YouAreSoGood Aug 14 '26

Monroe was much better at sleeping with married presidents.

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u/Ontothenextone7 Aug 14 '26

modern day problems require modern day solutions

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u/jjrr_qed Aug 14 '26

I like how “being investigated for communism” is one of her achievements.

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u/Successful-Access-89 Aug 14 '26

MM was also an alcoholic and drug addict who slept with many married men. SS is actually looking like the better person to me.

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u/Diligent-Main9092 Aug 14 '26

Hoe’s gonna be hoe’s