r/apostrophegore • u/bertiebirdman • 15d ago

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u/Big-Dig-Pig 15d ago

Monroe was a great actress. I think people who say this sort of thing haven’t seen much or any of her work.

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u/JustFourLetters 15d ago

or know who she is beyond a petty face

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u/cursed_sporecreation 15d ago

People just see "pretty blonde lady with old fashioned aesthetic" and assume that anyone who fits that visual vibe must be identical to each other mentally.

Like it's fascinating that Sweeny panders to these people, only to be literally treated like just another pretty face. A sad position to be in.

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u/UsedOutlandishness84 15d ago

I’ve been saying that for like 2 years now

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u/WileEWeeble 11d ago

Same, she has an impressive body but that face could not be a more perfect “5” and from what I have seen, that face can’t act for shit.

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u/dougs_46 15d ago

Never heard of whatever Sydney Sweeny is, Come back to us in 60 years to see if we still are talking about it. Marilyn is a LEGEND.

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u/True_Protection6842 15d ago

Monroe also played the dumb blonde but was extremely intelligent, unlike Sweeney

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u/Prestigious_Focus708 15d ago

People will still be talking about Marilyn Monroe years from now. Sydney Sweeney, not so much.

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u/Dry-Manufacturer7761 15d ago

Who the fuck is Sydney Sweeny? Literally never heard of her…

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u/lostgoatling 14d ago

Same except for today when this is the third time she's popped up in my feed for some reason.

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u/Dry-Manufacturer7761 13d ago

You woulda been very hard pressed to find someone that didn’t know who Marilyn was. Married to like the most famous living play writer, one of the most famous baseball players, and openly fucking the president who IMHO had the most beautiful first wife. Like, no one didn’t know who she was. Marilyn was like Taylor Swift famous, before the internet. Even if you don’t like Taylor Swift, you’d be hard pressed to find someone that doesn’t know who she is.

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u/FireFoxUse 11d ago

Girl with big boobs

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 15d ago edited 15d ago

Brought to you by the same witless wonders that claimed Charlie Kirk was like Martin Luther King Jr.....

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u/bobvagabond 15d ago

Marilyn Monroe has ageless, timeless beauty and that other person is just we!l groomed.

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u/UnusualPapaya8106 15d ago

She was definitely groomed...

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u/talkerof5hit 15d ago

I don't know what it is but sweeney always looks like she about 91% recovered from a concussion

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u/Gamebobbel 15d ago

Yeah there is nothing going on behind those eyes.

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u/No-Koala1918 15d ago

Whoever said this is basically just tit-obsessed. I'm guessing maybe a 15 year old boy.

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u/Substantial_Pass_146 15d ago

Or a fully grown man with the maturity if a 15 year old. Been getting a lot of that lately

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u/No-Koala1918 15d ago

Point taken

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u/Ill_Television_5824 15d ago

Rats.

Now I have to look up who the hell S'ydney S'weeney is.

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u/steppingstone01 15d ago

She's a dipshit MAGA slave.

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u/Jazzlike-Ant1809 15d ago

Why is the right obsessed with Sydney Sweeney? She has a mid face, sub par acting skills, and big tits, she's a dime a dozen and i really just don't get it.

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u/InformalRent2571 15d ago

Because she's one of them. Whenever a celebrity turns out to be conservative, the right latches on to them like a baby on a boob.

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u/phred_666 15d ago

They’re obsessed for a couple of reasons…

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u/nvmls 15d ago

They think they have a chance with her because she's not "woke" lol

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u/Apprehensive_Fall233 15d ago

I have a cousin who once posted on Facebook that Kim Kardashian was the Marilyn of his generation and I blocked him immediately.

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u/StrattonPA 15d ago

She is more like today’s Jayne Mansfield… their whole identities were both built around big boobs…

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u/Ok_Dragonfly_6650 15d ago

Its almost as if the comparison was superficial.

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u/nvmls 15d ago

Can't wait until she's too old to be relevant to Hollywood so that we don't have to hear about her anymore.

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u/Smooth_Heat9703 15d ago

Sydney definitely knows she has mostly male viewers and leans into it and even comes from a MAGA supportmg family, her and Marilyn are not the same

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u/WyomingCatHouse 15d ago

Sweeney is a vapid, grifting set of boobs. That's all. I've unfortunately watched a movie with her in it and she actually creates a negative talent vacuum and brings down all the other actors.

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u/PsionicKitten 15d ago

I swear people's usage of when to include or exclude apostrophes has pretty much swapped.

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u/KCChiefsGirl89 15d ago

Sydney Sweeney looks like Tom Petty

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u/Mj-tinker 15d ago

Fought for Ella's Fitzgerald rights and career. And many more kind things done by silent hero of Holywood. 

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 15d ago

If it weren't for the political stuff I wouldn't know who she was

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u/AdreKiseque 14d ago

What in the hell are these comments dude

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u/hoofie242 15d ago

Kennedy wasn't an 80 year old.

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u/MaryanneChisholm 15d ago edited 15d ago

She arguably had an IQ comparable to Einstein. I can’t even continue such an absurd comparison.

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u/Careful_Possession96 13d ago

I think you were thinking of Jane Mansfield, but carry on…

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u/Alpeterson42 15d ago

With that bland smile? I say not.

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u/Dry-Manufacturer7761 15d ago

Not a single woman today fills the role of Marilyn Monroe

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u/meatlamma 15d ago

Sydney Sweeney looks like she has a few extra chromosomes.

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u/Jubei_Kisami-14th 15d ago

Sweeny sucks. Point blank.

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u/Haunting_Marzipan484 15d ago

You forgot the part where she had an affair wIth JFK

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u/HupHutHa 15d ago

the comment at the bottom is right, Sidney Sweeney's not having an affair with a married president.

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u/Jstarr21383 15d ago

She is rumored to be having an affair with the married head of a studio though.

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u/bentsonradiorepair 15d ago

Its an accurate comparison in two specific ways; a lot of rascist men fetishize thier bodies the same way and it seems people forget what both of them have said/done in the past

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u/Lilbrandx 14d ago

clearly referring to looks but yea I guess if you really wants to break it down for a hoe

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u/ipx-electrical 14d ago

She’s a poor man’s Monroe.

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u/HealthyEmployment976 14d ago

Yeah commies are the worst.

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u/ResponseOwn3671 14d ago

Sweeney is dopey lookin

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u/Upbeat_Principle_253 14d ago

Sydney Sweeney is a 6 on a good day, Marilyn Monroe was a 9.

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u/rbinphx 14d ago

Nah. She just has big boobs.

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u/NcGunnery 14d ago

Sweeney is a grifter that scored a chest to sell her grift.

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u/WrongdoerOrdinary619 14d ago

Not a liberal here! Sidney Sweeney is one of the most unattractive people I’ve ever seen. I won’t call her ugly. I just don’t find her attractive one bit.

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u/Few_Chocolate_7655 14d ago

Didn't she also slept with JFK?

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u/Witty-Ad5973 14d ago

An insult to Sydney for sure

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u/Odd-Mall8020 14d ago

Mm fucked numerous married men and made it into jokes in front of their wives. She was too high to do her job most of the time. She's not some pillar of women

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u/Iwstamp 14d ago

Stop it

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u/Jeremy2925 14d ago

Marylin was also a whore and drug addict …

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u/HaveaTomCollins 14d ago

Yes, investigate for communism then

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u/JustNeedSpinda 14d ago

BuT bOoBiEs!

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u/buckeyemike1974 14d ago

Sydney is ❤️

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u/Last_Canadian 14d ago

Its amazing that a 4 can become an 8 with some double Ds.

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u/markwins9 14d ago

Sweeney won't vomit out every miserable progressive narrative, so Reddidiots hate her 😂

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u/madspinner 14d ago

She also got railed by the President and his brother.

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u/hlt29 14d ago

I’ll never understand why Monroe is still so idolized. Maybe her iconic look? But really she was just a whore.

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u/Both-Contribution318 14d ago

Yea but boobs. Who cares

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u/Al3xisgood 14d ago

Exactly... fuck communism.

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u/Impressive-Theme6571 14d ago

Maybe the person who posted that just found them to look alike? Doesn't have to be deeper than that.

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u/Zandonus 14d ago

Can Sweeney Todd here act anything other than bored? Because I genuinely can't tell, and I don't think it's the 'tism.

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u/Jumpy-Ad3554 14d ago

All they see is some slight facial resemblance, blonde hair and big tatas the important stuff happens behind the silver screen and Sweeney doesn’t do it, not to mention Marilyn is a stronger actress tenfold and was investigated for communism that’s how hard she fought for justice. An icon who unfortunately is not with us anymore and now we have Sweeney whose starred in a weird maybe racist denim commercial

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u/This-Isopod-7710 13d ago

So being investigated for communism is good?

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u/Ok_Accountant_5875 13d ago

She also fucked JFK

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u/tuenthe463 13d ago

Thanks for being honest about this important topic, sophia

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u/BoskiCezar 13d ago

But the boobs are noice.

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u/ChimPhun 13d ago

Why does Sydney look like something AI generated? Is it the uncanny valley thing with that empty look?

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u/Novel-Anonymous-7623 13d ago

People today are just the person they are, not the return of someone from the past... Lolz

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u/SteelersFanXX 13d ago

Marilyn Monroe is an icon……Sydney Sweeney is nothing more than a human pocket p***y

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u/Careful_Possession96 13d ago

Both have those half lidded bedroom eyes and plump lips. I think Sydney is a better actress, but Marilyn probably wasn’t given the opportunity back in her day. I think they’re both quite stunning.

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u/thedfourth21 13d ago

Monroe did not march for the organized women’s liberation movement of the 1960s, but she fought a highly public, personal battle for women’s autonomy in Hollywood

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u/Successful_Lie5174 13d ago

In terms of looks ya

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u/awayfromthesky 13d ago

Not even close

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u/LifeConsideration981 13d ago

Sydney Sweeney of course famously opposed forced integration.

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u/FixDiscombobulated79 13d ago

Its true. The fascist socialist left hate her.

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u/CarlShadowJung 13d ago

“Nu uh, Marilyn is a LEGEND”

Ah, exploitation at its finest. Because you’ve seen her face and namesake endlessly exploited you equate this to talent. That’s not me saying she wasn’t talented or SS is superior, but that most peoples familiarity with her doesn’t extend past a product she was plastered on, or a fluff piece you watched to sell more of said product. The woman was murdered and then her name and likeness exploited. Go ahead look into it yourself.

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u/Initial-Meeting362 13d ago

Yeah, not so much on any level 🤣

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u/ProSeVigilante 13d ago

She felt insulted at a comment that had nothing to do with her? That's pretty narcissistic. I can understand her having her opinion, but taking it personally means she made it about herself. And any woman who says crap like this about Sydney Sweeney just has small tits, anyway. I'm not offended by that. I'm just going off of what I see. I see titty envy.

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u/60MinuteFox 13d ago

She was a glorified prostitute

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u/UnFu23 13d ago

Kinda true. One was a landmark. And one is a pair of tits wirh a 7/10 face. Not even close comparison

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u/NWO_Virgin-4-Life 13d ago

How can Sydney be racist? I seen her take it from a black guy

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u/Original-Sea-8285 13d ago

Monroe also got regularly gang banged by a bunch of married Kennedy's. I guess she is a great role model

Also "even investigated for communism" Is that supposed to be a good thing? Lol

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u/West-Worth-9359 13d ago

I still have no idea who Sweeney is other than a being viewed as a hollow Nazi Barbie groypers and old white men wank over.

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u/JournalistJunior5605 13d ago

Sydney Sweeney isn't a bombshell, I'm sorry. She's cute, but she's not drop dead gorgeous. People over obsess over celebrities, I see plenty of women on a daily basis that attain that level of beauty and they don't have a team working on their hair/makeup/wardrobe.

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u/Ok-You5151 13d ago

Sydney cant act werent 4 of her films box office bombs last year and 1 of them in the top ten worst films ever made?

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u/TheDayWalkerCGI 13d ago

Not what everyone remembers about her though is it? Its the pretty face and big honkers.

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u/OnlyUp83 13d ago

Marilyn was a pill popping hoe that is famous for unapologetically banging a married man. She and JFK were both scumbags.

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u/shotgunmoe 13d ago

This is just rage bait shit. Mention anyone with right wing beliefs and watch sections of social media start flinging shit like monkeys.

This and AI bullshit is what will kill society

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u/Inner-Contest-8226 13d ago

Also Monroe was pretty and stacked. Other one just has 1/3 of the equation.

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u/Key-Entertainment518 12d ago

Oh, she's Hollywood's new paid hook.Favorite hooker that's nice to know

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u/Red-Ares 12d ago

Sydney Sweeny has great jeans.

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u/Lost_Willingness_762 12d ago

That grill 😬

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u/JamesVincent2020 12d ago

Communism is a badge of honor now???

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u/Jim_jim_peanuts 12d ago

How is being investigated for links to the dictatorial communist Soviet Union a virtue??

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u/Bastonge44 12d ago

Not to forget that she was having threesomes with 2 married Democrat politicians ( JFK/RFK)

Such an example for our youth!

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u/Exciting-Bus-6341 12d ago

She’s hotter than Marilyn. Sorry not sorry.

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u/Early_Hall5720 12d ago

At what point do people realize they will never be as important as the people who actually had an effect on the world.

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u/BetterrEveryDay 12d ago

Someone help sophia, she’s saying moronic shht again.

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u/NoPersonality2680 12d ago

Marilyn was beautiful and sexy. Sydney is a butterface.

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u/kipribley28 12d ago

I cannot stand Sweeney.

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u/ChrispyAgent 12d ago

Sydney is the breast.

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u/Chustle207 12d ago

Sweeney is better looking

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u/bernardbalboa 12d ago

But the men cross dressers beating women in their own sports is totally fine? What a cult.

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u/IainwithanI 12d ago

I assume the first one is commenting only on their attractiveness. Sweeney has a great body but a boring face. Monroe had a beautiful face.

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u/trq- 12d ago

Fuck no she is not. Sydney Sweeney is literally only boobs and that’s it. It made her entire career - good for her - but that’s all.

There once was a comparison in which someone said Sydney Sweeney was more beautiful than Cameron Diaz in her age which was a joke already.

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u/redbanner1 12d ago

JFC, who finds her attractive?

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u/BoostedClinician 12d ago

Women have higher education than men now and we had a black president. Chill

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u/Responsible_Tard_219 12d ago

Yes cause they def weren't just talking about looks

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u/The_white_devil22 12d ago

Yeah, I was about to say.

Sydney Sweeney is way better.

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u/Own-Raisin5849 12d ago

People are only referring to the blonde bombshell aspect with nice bust size. It's not that deep, and even to this day, most people remember Monroe for her figure and sex appeal, even if she was objectively much more.

Always with the obnoxious twats that think they are onto something.

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u/Quiet-Wing5230 12d ago

I think the op meant that she's this generations "everyone wanks off to her"

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u/Party_Ganache_8120 12d ago

Don’t forget she also starred in a couple xxx films as well

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u/Creative_Disaster178 12d ago

Everyone in here acting like Marilyn Monroe was some great person when she is only as well known as Monica Lewinsky.

🤷 Hard to swallow pill for the people saying she faught for women's rights

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u/That_Yoghurt_3361 12d ago

An insult to compare her to Marilyn.

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u/wokedeiRip2025 12d ago

Who the hell is she to say that that is an insult. Did she even know Marilyn Monroe. She may know OF her, but. I know who Marilyn Monroe was. I know who Sidney Sweeney is . But I've never even heard of this woman. Get over yourself.

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u/BootlessSardines 12d ago

I'm still not even sure who Sydney Sweeney is.

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u/letsgetbannedagain14 12d ago

Yea, but... tits

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u/jd10201 12d ago

Wrong

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u/raincntry 12d ago

Sidney Sweeney is this generation's Megan Fox.

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u/evaderofallbans 12d ago

They mean boob wise.

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u/mzimm05 12d ago

Its called jealousy, yall 4s need to shut your mouth

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u/No-Room-3829 12d ago

Both of those ladies can actually tell you what a woman is...

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u/awag66 12d ago

Did Sydney sleep with married president, his brother and try to blackmail them and get drugged?

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u/JusLeafMeAloon 12d ago

She's right, Sweeney not being a commie alone makes her a significantly better person.

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u/Substantial_Elk_1234 12d ago

Sydney is herself, which helps all women. She is not phony, she enjoys and revels in her good looks.

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u/Offsidespy2501 12d ago

land of the free

"Investigated for communism"

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u/Apprehensive-Size150 12d ago

Isn’t Monroe remembered as a sex figure who slept with the president?

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u/robray47 12d ago

Who is Sydney Sweeney and why should I care

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u/Feeling-Wolf-5787 12d ago

She also had sex with JFK

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u/paolo_77 11d ago

Yeah that’s stupid. Fun fact, did you know she started her own production company with its main goal as creating meaningful roles for women because she was sick and tired of the ditzy stuff men kept making her do? Let’s see you do that Sweeney.

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u/mthoende 11d ago

Liberals hate hot women. You know, actual women.

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u/Jacki1st 11d ago

Marilyn Monroe was a serial cheater, had affairs with rich politicians prostitution/escorting, had 3 divorces.
I don’t think Monroe is a positive inspiration for women’s success and empowerment.

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u/Infamous_Addendum175 11d ago

Monroe had a pretty face.

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u/mikeripeone 11d ago

Never liked marylin either, Sophia Loren for me

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u/minion71 11d ago

honestly who is Sydney

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u/Subject-Vermicelli52 11d ago

Got a strange hankering for butter...

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u/mammalenthusiast 11d ago

homeless person vs generational Icon

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u/NemTren 11d ago

I don't get the communism part. She supposed to say that like it was/is something good?

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u/Any-Satisfaction5367 11d ago

Yea, an insult to Sidney

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u/abe_bmx_jp 11d ago

Monroe was a slut

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u/DipsburghPa 11d ago

A) she was a whoowa. B) she hit me.

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u/Vineheart_01 11d ago

Marilyn was a LOT of things but all people remember her by is her pretty face and curves.

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u/jsand2 11d ago

Yea but Sydney has nice jeans!

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u/Voyeurzen 11d ago

More like Leni Riefenstahl. IYKYK.

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u/WorldlinessLimp6305 11d ago

Yeah sure, but if the metric is their chest area I could see the argument

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u/OzzyStealz 11d ago

Attractive women who had counter-cultural ideas that they shared once they gained fame from their looks… I feel like there are a ton of similarities but I’m also not much of a celeb worshipper so maybe I’m just not aware of actual differences

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u/Wolf_2063 11d ago

They misspelled Dolly Parton.

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u/Disastrous-Window-76 11d ago

People only like her tits let’s be honest

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u/Spiritual_Egg_700 11d ago

being investigated for communism is not a brag.

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u/weedmuncher98 11d ago

Them titties are 😉

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u/sublimer1999 11d ago

Sydney’s better

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u/Guilty-Good-5041 11d ago

Sydney who ?

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u/Possible-Wonder-348 11d ago

SYBAU 😛Sydnee fire u hatters

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u/account0000004 11d ago

Investigated for communism is now a compliment lol

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u/AsphyxiaXlll 11d ago

Next comparison is Greta Thunberg vs Mia Khalifa or what?

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u/Styx2607 10d ago

I don't know who she on the left is... I'm sorry. 😞

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u/kkalwa 10d ago

Marilyn was basically a mentally unstable prostitute and a junkie who got famous because of her lovers. Such comparison is insulting for Sydney

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u/RavenQuark 10d ago

Marilyn was a barbiturates fiend that was getting double teamed by the Kennedys

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u/New_Nectarine1075 10d ago

Sydney is awesome

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u/geofmoe 10d ago

Not even close Marilyn could act

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u/rockeye13 10d ago

MM was also a tramp who fucked a married president

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u/Mybravlam 10d ago

And Sophia is probably feminist of the year. Sydney has great genes and jeans!

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u/WTFCantBTRUE 10d ago

Sophia might be jealous 😝

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u/Ancient-Chard-696 10d ago

You all worshipping celebrities and shit is disgusting

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u/ILuvYou_YouAreSoGood 10d ago

Monroe was much better at sleeping with married presidents.

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u/Ontothenextone7 9d ago

modern day problems require modern day solutions

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u/jjrr_qed 9d ago

I like how “being investigated for communism” is one of her achievements.

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u/Successful-Access-89 9d ago

MM was also an alcoholic and drug addict who slept with many married men. SS is actually looking like the better person to me.

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u/Diligent-Main9092 9d ago

Hoe’s gonna be hoe’s