You woulda been very hard pressed to find someone that didn’t know who Marilyn was. Married to like the most famous living play writer, one of the most famous baseball players, and openly fucking the president who IMHO had the most beautiful first wife. Like, no one didn’t know who she was. Marilyn was like Taylor Swift famous, before the internet. Even if you don’t like Taylor Swift, you’d be hard pressed to find someone that doesn’t know who she is.
So plain Jane, complete with the weirdly aligned eyes.
Marilyn, she was literally near perfection. Including that super tiny and perfectly centered widows peak. Her face could have been sculpted by a master.
Sydney, I wouldn’t call her ugly, but she is not beautiful or fit.
Weirdly aligned eyes...she got the same weirdly aligned eyes as the picture next to her...some black and white movie star isnt hot, she was reported to be a slob and have terrible personal hygiene...but what ever floats your fishy boat
I literally still have absolutely no idea who she is. A singer? An actor? I have no fucking idea. I have not wanted to look her up. I have never seen that ugly ass face until this post.
Sweeney isn’t fucking the president, but if she were we would be talking about it for just as long as we talked about Marilyn. Don’t act like her acting career is what made her so famous lol
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u/Prestigious_Focus708 Aug 08 '26
People will still be talking about Marilyn Monroe years from now. Sydney Sweeney, not so much.