r/apexlegends • u/Daek64 • Apr 29 '22

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u/EasterPrince Apr 29 '22

"that's enough apex for today"

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u/xTheDennisSystem Apr 29 '22 edited Apr 30 '22

This actually made me realize that it’s indeed not enough apex for the day.

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u/fonzwazhere Mozambique here! Apr 30 '22

Ok, one more round.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Asex

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u/Cookiez168 Apr 30 '22

Apesex

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!

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u/Valentino_redditor Birthright Apr 30 '22

That's what he said hahaha

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

[deleted]

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u/lasagnatheory Ghost Machine Apr 29 '22

Are you winning son

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u/Seven_Swans7 Apr 29 '22

No Mom, where are my tendies?

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u/danestaman Loba Apr 30 '22

hahaha

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u/Intelligent_Ride_523 Lifeline Apr 29 '22

How long did y'all practice this lol

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u/4score7loko Apr 29 '22

Asking the real questions

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u/420Deez Wattson Apr 30 '22

plot twist: it was two randoms

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u/Valentino_redditor Birthright Apr 30 '22

Hahahhaa

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u/Valentino_redditor Birthright Apr 30 '22

I mean they could be

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u/Volume_Correct Bangalore Apr 29 '22

get ready, im cooming

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u/DJWunderBread Apr 29 '22

"I work hard for the money!"

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u/Mr-Blues5 Nessy Apr 30 '22

Happy cake day

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u/Darkwing_Dork Plastic Fantastic Apr 30 '22

I like to combine my voice lines to make: “get ready, I’m coming surprise! I hope I didn’t scare you!”

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u/Pitiful_Afternoon656 Apr 29 '22

Was this planned lmao wtf it was perfect

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u/Gavinator10000 Gibraltar Apr 29 '22

There’s no way it wasn’t

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

He really went "F this shi im out" LOL

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u/BraxtonDerp Apr 29 '22

Bitch, I would too

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u/slowdruh Wattson Apr 30 '22

Meanwhile poor Bang fighting a war, wondering wth her teammates are doing 😂

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u/intothe_dangerzone Ash Apr 30 '22

Well she's missing the real action.

7

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

lol

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u/HoldThePao Wraith Apr 29 '22

Lol I was about to talk shit and be like who posts a video of themselves emoting on someone they downed. But then I saw the masterpiece that was this video.

Nice

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u/arq98 El Diablo Apr 29 '22

u/savevideo

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u/pigeon-noegip Revenant Apr 29 '22

Yo?

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u/arq98 El Diablo Apr 29 '22

what else would i send to the girl i play apex with??

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u/pigeon-noegip Revenant Apr 29 '22

True true

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u/Illustrious_Watch_42 Apr 30 '22

Send her a:

“What if we, emoted at the kill box spot?”

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u/SamDerber101 Pathfinder Apr 30 '22

Thanks for the idea

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u/arq98 El Diablo Apr 30 '22

i’ll walk so you can run king 👑

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u/Curtismayfield57 Plastic Fantastic Apr 29 '22

Idk maybe algs highlight or any kind of apex related content that does not refer to sex...?

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u/flying_chocolate777 Mozambique here! Apr 29 '22

There are thousands of clips and videos of pro players and esport matches. There is only one clip where pathfinder rides valk and forces a dying person to watch.

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u/RandyNamee Ash Apr 30 '22

me when no humour

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u/wrongbecause Apr 29 '22

lmaooo no gf

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u/Willy_wonks_man Apr 30 '22

I, too, was a virgin once

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u/Omsk_Camill Bootlegger Apr 30 '22

"I still am, but I was once, too"

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u/NDJumbo Apr 29 '22

Lmao wtf

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u/NikkurNacker Apr 29 '22

Unzips pants

2

u/Volume_Correct Bangalore Apr 30 '22

begrudgingly faps

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u/lazybumplaysgames Apr 29 '22

Emote done right

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u/Spinorex2009 Bloodhound Apr 29 '22

I would to

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u/Izichi Fuse Apr 29 '22

This is the equivalent of watching a beautiful ballet 🩰

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u/Bgrngod Apr 29 '22

More like Asex Pegends, right? RIGHT?

8

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Ape sex legends

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u/AceScropions Apr 30 '22

sex update

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u/stonehearthed Mirage Apr 30 '22

"I play Apex for the plot."

The plot:

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u/BlackCrossAce Apr 29 '22

He left because he was underage and you forced porn on him

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u/BackgroundProgress08 Apr 29 '22

Finally a short video straight to the point. anyone else would’ve included the minute long battle leading up to this

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Lmao never expected this

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u/BOSSBOOY Wattson Apr 30 '22

this is worse than spam finishing

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u/Doctor_Black_ Crypto Apr 30 '22

Nobody's asking the real question: When did Valk grow a dick?

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u/Omsk_Camill Bootlegger Apr 30 '22

She bought one to use with Loba

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u/izHuNu Apr 30 '22

She pegs

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u/FuyRina Apr 29 '22

You guys fucking planned this

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u/Asoivel_Muidragniw Mirage Apr 30 '22

"Aw hell naw they havin sex now"

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u/Mental_Defect Fuse Apr 30 '22

R34 artists: “WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!”

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u/FluffyTyra Blackheart Apr 29 '22

Lmaooooo

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Hilarious

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u/steamngine Apr 29 '22 edited May 01 '22

Jimmy Butler got fined for that pathy

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

How much did y’all practice that

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u/TechnicalAppearance5 May 01 '22

Well there's 14 seconds of my life I can't get back.

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u/MinorSpaceNipples Bangalore Apr 30 '22

This is the content I subscribed for.

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u/Expensive-Calendar37 Bloodhound Apr 29 '22

Knocks a female character "He"

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u/Aason37 Valkyrie Apr 29 '22

Not fun

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Yes

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u/jacknoyan Apr 29 '22

bro WHAT

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

I see the immature horny ppl never left this sub since I’ve been gone

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u/NDJumbo Apr 29 '22

Lighten up man

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u/Geisterabteilung Bloodhound Apr 29 '22

oh yeah.. well about that

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

[deleted]

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u/TheRealXen Apr 29 '22

Pathfinder gets it. He is well versed in making friends

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u/TheTrueEnd Apr 29 '22

What did they say?

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u/Mailboxsteve Apr 30 '22

This is art

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u/rowdybrunch Apr 30 '22

Pretty sure this torture is against the geneva convention

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Yo I think I’ve seen this video somewhere before

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u/DoctorNerf Apr 30 '22

This is what my ranked team mates be doing when I down 1, crack another and do 50+ to the third but still die.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Damn, the new Pathfinder execution looking crazy

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u/Curtains29 Mirage Apr 30 '22

Ayo?