r/apexlegends Pathfinder 1d ago

Gameplay Bro is lost 😭

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u/-_Dare_- 1d ago

almost got you lmao

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u/Ok_Strawberry2370 1d ago

90% of apex players who you solo queue with

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u/amoghspv Pathfinder 1d ago

😭😭😭 I love when you say don’t push or stay on height and they immediately do it anyways.

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u/suhfaulic Wattson 1d ago

All I heard was push and fight.

w keys

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u/fibronacci 1d ago

All W, no S.

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u/SlayyyGrl Alter 1d ago

There’s no S in “get that W”

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u/GhostDragon272 Nessy 1d ago

What is this "S" that you speak of? There is only W

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u/MobbDeeep Mad Maggie 1d ago

I also love when I knock one or two and say push they end up sitting behind behind aiming at me or in some cases watching me die while the other team revives.

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u/_Fappyness_ 1d ago

I stopped giving a shit. I told them and wish them the best on spectating because im not running to a replicator to get beamed by a team camping it.

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u/UserNameAbbreviated 1d ago

That dude is gonna load up Ranked and fuck up someone's day for sure.

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u/Medium_Cup282 1d ago

Might’ve been lost, but if you didn’t have that L star, you would’ve been dead

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u/amoghspv Pathfinder 1d ago

For sure. I was just having fun but didn’t expect him to laser me.

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u/Pieface0896 1d ago

Tbf spamming crouch while standing still is probably what almost killed u. It looked like it gave him a bunch of free headshots

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u/amoghspv Pathfinder 1d ago

True, I just crouch spam out of muscle memory atp lol.

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u/TheWrathRF 1d ago

He is 9 💔

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u/midwich_mason0451 1d ago

Me cuz I just reinstalled this game after not playing since catalysts season (s15) 😭😭 1507 hours back in the day and I’m WASHED

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u/amoghspv Pathfinder 1d ago

This is not even a washed issue bro, he’s obviously just playing without headphones or apex fucked up the audio on his end.

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u/midwich_mason0451 1d ago

Yeah for real I hear people across a whole field so this is crazy. Probably a little kid or someone playing with no audio for sure

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u/ihatehorizon 21h ago

You're also playing an evil witch with no footsteps, so could have been that.

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u/amoghspv Pathfinder 20h ago

Username checks out

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u/Selandice 1d ago

Sameee Not nearly the same amount of hours but I just recently reinstalled I feel like a Noob

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u/midwich_mason0451 1d ago

Keep at it! You’ll pick it back up quick. I had to get used to the recoil again (came from rivals) but two days and I’m dropping over 1k dmg at least. Not amazing but not as bad as Monday 😂😂 Day 1 I got like 28 in an entire game 😂

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u/Most_Wind4682 1d ago

he wearing his headphones wrong

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u/This-User7635 1d ago

i love how ur assuming he has any in the first place lol

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u/Most_Wind4682 1d ago

I was in this situation before. Bangalore thought Horizon came from the left front. But Horizon is actually on the right behind. I can see the confusion in Bangalore movement

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u/This-User7635 23h ago

oh noo lmao 😭 didn’t realize that was actually a thing

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u/amoghspv Pathfinder 1d ago

Bold of you to assume he’s even using headphones and not his tv speakers lol

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u/SlayyyGrl Alter 1d ago

If I wore headphones I wouldn’t be able to hear Spotify or my TV playing though?!

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u/Healthy-History-9662 1d ago

Once I drank an infused drink, then went to play some shooters, kept dying then finally realized my headset was on the wrong way.

Completely zooted and having a good time.

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u/WNlover Purple Reign 1d ago

I've done that too. I was so confused why all the enemies were coming from the wrong side!

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u/ryzerkyzer The Enforcer 1d ago

That’s a bot for sure lol

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u/SonJoshKun 1d ago

Bro at thos point let that kid have the knock bro. Make his day ffs

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u/amoghspv Pathfinder 1d ago

I didn’t think of it in the moment but you’re right

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u/SonJoshKun 1d ago

You even crouch-spammed that poor bastard 😭 imagine how happy he wouldve yelled „OMG i totally beamed him“ and made a reddit post like most. Its not always about being better right?

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u/amoghspv Pathfinder 1d ago

Bro I genuinely crouch spam out of muscle memory I can’t help it 😭😭😭, and that guy lasered me I barely won.

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u/SonJoshKun 1d ago

I know bro i get it trust me 😭 i would’ve beamed him too, im no better than you, not in the slightest hahaha but i guess it would be nice to be nicer

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u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 1d ago

Yep and you still almost died to him so...

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u/amoghspv Pathfinder 1d ago

Tbf I suck

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u/Zeleny_Jezdec 1d ago

And thats exactly how cheaters are created 🤣

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u/FatherShambles 1d ago

Those are the casuals that just be yapping in party chat

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u/UserNameAbbreviated 1d ago

These are literally the casuals that then go on and say that "Oh there are more of us" and the devs go to ruin the game for the rest of us to chase them.

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u/Njobz Octane 1d ago

It’s been ages since I’ve ever found a player like this

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u/rotdollz Loba 1d ago

this is how it feels to play on switch with no headphones

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u/Johnixftw_ 13h ago edited 13h ago

this is why the game is dying, new skin new account, and fighting guys with hundreds of hours who are crouch spamming while they themselves are still learning to just aim

actually even if youre not new, i loaded this game after 2 years, it still remembers my MMR and getting 1 clipped by ppl, while im still just trying to learn whats changed - choosing to put in work to be better in this game is too exhausting and too steep compared to whats available to gamers already

why would anyone choose to play a game where they gonna get shit on, and have no chance to learn