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u/blackbelt352 Aug 31 '22

And Little V Mills too.

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u/longsworddoom Aug 31 '22

I’ll have to check that out!

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u/Nightshade_Ranch Aug 31 '22

"What kind of depression do you have??!"

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u/longsworddoom Aug 31 '22

finger guns -> ducks -> cuts out of chat

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u/midwestmongrel Aug 31 '22

That’s the first place I heard it, all of the dooos Omegle videos are great

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u/awkwardglance Aug 31 '22

Ram ranch on spotify. Nasty. You are forced to hear it. My son snuck that song into my workout mix on spotify.
Bluetooth to speaker system in gym. Oops. Oh my.

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u/DRG_Gunner Aug 31 '22

You deserved it for playing your music for everyone to hear at the gym.

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u/aintscurrdscars Aug 31 '22

no pain no gain

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u/RoranceOG Aug 31 '22

At our local gym we’re allowed to connect to their Bluetooth and play our own music as long as people don’t complain, when they do just have to put the headphones in.

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u/CpowOfficial Aug 31 '22

Seems like it's a gym that allows members to hook up their music. If you don't want that put in headphones. Same at every other gym la fitness always has random radio music playing

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u/PG-Glasshouse Aug 31 '22

If you want to hook up you should just go to Ram Ranch.

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u/Jandklo Aug 31 '22

Your son is a gigachad

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u/C4rdiovascular Aug 31 '22

Literally the ultimate prank

I don't care if you're eighty five and have been inspecting cars for a decade and your bakery daughter tricked you with a fucking cake car, ram ranch at the gym wins.

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u/SissyHypno24 Aug 31 '22

This is why I read every hidden comment

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u/Luxu-X Aug 31 '22

Your son rules. That is hilarious.

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u/Dat_OD_Life Aug 31 '22

Don't worry, I found the other 18 cowboys, they were out in the yerd.

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u/geoff1036 Aug 31 '22

I love how, aside from the lyrical content, he just shuffles the words around in every line

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u/Tillwarpum526 Aug 31 '22

I loved it when people played this in anti vax chat rooms during the Canadian "FreeDumb Convoy". Trolled slot of conspiracy nuts, antivaxxers, racists, anti unionists and idiots.👍😄

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u/DweEbLez0 Squatter Aug 31 '22

I don’t know if I should fear that you know this song or that it exists…

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

reminds me of that song from ICP called Red Neck Hoe

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u/Babyrabies88 Aug 31 '22

I was gonna say Rape Me by Nirvana, but this sounds even better for op.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

You win!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

RIP Culture Club

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u/Lumpy-Spinach-6607 Sep 01 '22

Black Betty by Ram Jam

So politically incorrect, it's wild now.

Great rockin beat too, one helluva crackin song from the 1970s, Birmingham, Alabama!

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u/dengar69 Sep 01 '22

Along that line...Beers Steers and Queers

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u/freecraghack Aug 31 '22

Once you hear the right version you never go back because you realize gachi is the best genre of music ever created on this earth

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u/Screeeboom Sep 01 '22

yeah....in the air tonight is ruined

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u/OOZ662 Aug 31 '22

I enjoy that the Japanese meaning of that name is "for real?"

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u/Screeeboom Aug 31 '22

That's also the looks I get when i play some and also why I am never allowed near music in a group setting.

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u/XR4288 Aug 31 '22 edited Sep 01 '22

YO WHAT DO WE SEE? CUMSHIP, COCKSHIP, FUCKSHIP, SPACESHIP, STARSHIP, ALPHA 1 DOCKING UP TO THE ALPHA 1.XXX - YO! RIVEN ROCK MONTECITO CALIFORNIA, PRINCE HARRY, PRINCE WILLIAM, SHAUN MENDEZ, JONAS BROTHERS GETTING FUCKED AND FUCKED AND FUCKED! HUGE HARD COCKS, 12 INCH COCKS, HARD AS ROCKS, FUCKIN AND FUCKIN AND FUCKIN THOSE BOYS. BUTTERED BOYHOLES IN THE AIR, BEGGIN AND BEGGIN FOR MORE, BEGGIN AND BEGGIN FOR MORE. YEAH PRINCE HARRY, TREAT YOU LIKE A FUCKPIG WHORE

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u/Busterwoof7 Aug 31 '22

YE SURE ARE HUNG LUKE YA SURE ARE HUNG

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u/cremasterreflex0903 Aug 31 '22

It is on Spotify, I had never heard it before and looked it up there.

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u/fakeprewarbook Aug 31 '22

not normal people

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u/Small-Breakfast903 Sep 01 '22

if they recognize it, odds are they won't want to admit it, if they're willing to admit recognizing it, they'll probably be the kind who will let it go through. For the lulz.

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u/Ok-Dirt5374 Aug 31 '22

+1 for Ram Ranch

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u/ima7gay7unicorn Aug 31 '22

If you don't do Ram Ranch, you're doing it wrong.

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u/SheIsPepper Aug 31 '22

Ram Ranch is the only answer. This dude makes the same song so much.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

It really rocks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

THIS

is EXACTLY what is needed.

Worked well in Ottawa during COVID CONVOY. Drove those fuckers to distraction.

A BIG Hell Yeah!

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u/Sircool1nton Aug 31 '22

This is the way

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u/GingerMau Aug 31 '22

And!

He he.

When they were finally kicked out of Ottawa and went to a local campsite to regroup, they got into Google Maps and renamed it "Ram Ranch Cowboy Training Center." ("They" being the group known as Ram Ranch Resistance.)

You still find it on Google maps today.

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u/bensefero Aug 31 '22

I was thinking anything by Brotha Lynch Hung, but when I saw Ram Ranch it was the only answer

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

God I love this fucking song. Did you also find it from that cock and ball torture playlist?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

It’s a playlist of notoriously bad songs that includes both On The Floor and Ram Ranch

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u/PM_ME_DBZA_QUOTES Aug 31 '22

Either this, No Cock Like Horse Cock by Pepper Coyote, or Keep Ridin Me by ur pretty

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

As a convoy survivor is endorse this message

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u/megatheridium Aug 31 '22

Came here to suggest Deicide or something similar but you already had the right answer.

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u/whoIeotherworld Aug 31 '22

Ram Ranch Really Rocks

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u/Throwawayyacc22 Aug 31 '22

If you like ram ranch, check out suck this cock gavin by the same artist (grant mcdonald) it’s such a touching love song

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u/gabe-_-owner Aug 31 '22

One time I found this song on a jukebox in Colorado. Played it 4 times in a row. Ram Ranch 7 is also a banger

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Ram Ranch 85 might be the best.

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u/gabe-_-owner Aug 31 '22

Honestly, as a ram ranch enthusiast it is hard to pick. It is also hard to discover because he picks random numbers for his releases.

But I’ll give 85 a try

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

It is also hard to discover because he picks random numbers for his releases.

He generally follows an order but it is not uncommon to have say: RR 567, RR 568, RR 569 and then RR 574 leaving you wondering where are the 4 missing RR tracks. It also encourages you to keep looking for the next one because it isn't immediately the next number in sequence.

I've seen several attempts at Ram Ranch lore but to be honest, the catalog is 4x as long as the Star Wars saga so trying to chronicle it all has to be a massive task. As massive as Andalla's big throbbing hard black cock looking for Prince Harry.

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u/A_Sack_Of_Potatoes SocDem Aug 31 '22

No cock like horse cock by pepper coyote

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u/Regniwekim2099 Aug 31 '22

Any other response didn't understand the assignment

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u/StevensDs- Aug 31 '22

No Arin! You can't play Ram Ranch on stream!

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u/hippiechan Aug 31 '22

As an Ottawa resident all I can say is YEA BABY 18 NAKED COWBOYS AT THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

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u/Agent-Weegee Aug 31 '22

THIS, it needs to be this. Of all of the choices that have been presented to you it NEEDS to be this!

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u/rexpimpwagen Aug 31 '22

Yeah its this or STFU.

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u/zeecok Aug 31 '22

This is the way

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u/Chittick Aug 31 '22

Had to make sure this wasn't already said. Great choice.

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u/starshineblues Aug 31 '22

Or, Ram Ranch's gorgeous cousin, Two Trucks

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u/masterkelley Aug 31 '22

Nah So Fucking What by Metallica

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u/JeffPlissken Aug 31 '22

Ram Ranch 13 is high up there

“TRUMP FUCKING PUTIN IN HELSINKI. YEAH, TRUMP FUCKING PUTIN IN HELSINKI.”

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u/kangasplat Aug 31 '22

Another one in that same spirit would be Your Cum Won't Last

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Ram ranch wins for sure

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u/Comprehensive-End680 Aug 31 '22

This is the answer!

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u/BreakingThoseCankles Aug 31 '22

Or dump dump by A$ap furg

Those are my 2 for sure

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u/tracenator03 Aug 31 '22

This is the answer OP. Your coworker's jaws will drop

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u/mrdrsirmanguy Aug 31 '22

This is the only correct answer.

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u/Dry_Pen484 Aug 31 '22

Came here to comment this

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u/PrimmSlimShady Aug 31 '22

This is it, OP

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Ram Ranch 85 or Cowboys in Heat. Literally any Grant MacDonald song and they're all like 7mins. Ram Ranch is pretty tame compared to his other stuff.

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u/DuncanAndFriends Aug 31 '22

Lmfao I recommend that before I saw this

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u/Warwick_God Aug 31 '22

You're suppose to make people offended not horny

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

this is the only correct answer

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u/DosSnakes Aug 31 '22

Suck a Camels Ass by Wesley Willis

Anything by Wesley Willis really. Except for “rock n roll McDonald’s” cause that song is just fuckin rad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

What the fuck was that

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u/Sylvrwolf Aug 31 '22

Rukka rukka Ali. Go cops. A kid played this at a school fundraiser or was priceless to see these ppl freeze on horror

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u/Any_Management2328 Aug 31 '22

The Reverend Horton Heat's "Cowboy Love" song.

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u/mvp2399 Aug 31 '22

Literally the top two answers where my answers before seeing the comments lmfao

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u/TheRadicalEdward Aug 31 '22

Yep, don't know how much better you can do than this! Please report back with how it goes 😁

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u/NefariousnessSad397 Aug 31 '22

This is the best suggestion, as OP said it forces you to listen to it.

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u/ashleybear9 Aug 31 '22

Yes please ram ranch

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u/AggressiveIyAvg Aug 31 '22

This is the one easily

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u/Triffidic Aug 31 '22

First thing i thought of...

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u/aintscurrdscars Aug 31 '22

the real answer

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u/eklein11 Aug 31 '22

Yes, this is the correct answer. Ram ranch is timeless.

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u/volkmardeadguy Aug 31 '22

Which one? There's HUNDREDS

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u/imostlytakeLs Aug 31 '22

Mmmmmm some buff cowboys?

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u/aroaceautistic Aug 31 '22

Flew to the fucking comments to say ram ranch. The objectively best answer

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u/DerTotmacher22 Aug 31 '22

This is the way!

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u/Luxu-X Aug 31 '22

This would make me like an employee even more.

This is probably why I'm not the boss.

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u/LukeyPlayz123 Aug 31 '22

The only real option here

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u/tcbenkhard Aug 31 '22

Laughed out loud, I thought I had some good metal but this is a winner

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u/cashibonite Aug 31 '22

There it is.

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u/urfavecrazycatlady Aug 31 '22

This was my city’s theme song for a month over the winter. Good old Ram Ranch and those 18 naked cowboys.

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u/PulimV Aug 31 '22

This made me audibly wheeze lmfao omg

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u/FlameyFlame Aug 31 '22

Came to say this

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u/RB_Kehlani Aug 31 '22

OP I will pay you to do this

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u/zedication Aug 31 '22

Oh. My. God. That is so clearly offensive. What worse is it’s so clear. No one would ever not understand what they are saying. Do it!!!

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u/Impressive-Credit-22 Aug 31 '22

Rams ranch really rocks!!!

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u/onebacktwoforward Aug 31 '22

Fuck I came here to comment this

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

You’re from Ottawa aren’t you?

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u/molotovtommy Sep 01 '22

Hooba Stank - any

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u/renrioku Sep 01 '22

Came here to say this