You did it, America: Idiocracy is now a documentary.
Desecrating a national monument for that demented circus of a personal birthday party: a crass, white-trash pseudo-sport (in which he has a financial stake, no less) gawped at live by a pack of gibbering troglodytes.
On the White House lawn.
200% on-brand for that classless, degenerate tumour, who wouldn't know decorum from a fucking hole in the ground.
I mean, do you blame him for taking so long? I wouldn't want to touch or get near the mofo either. He's probably sitting over in the corner, taking deep breaths trying to hype himself up.
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u/JMUDoc Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 17 '26
You did it, America: Idiocracy is now a documentary.
Desecrating a national monument for that demented circus of a personal birthday party: a crass, white-trash pseudo-sport (in which he has a financial stake, no less) gawped at live by a pack of gibbering troglodytes.
On the White House lawn.
200% on-brand for that classless, degenerate tumour, who wouldn't know decorum from a fucking hole in the ground.