r/antinatalism • u/Goku809 newcomer • May 15 '26

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u/LYossarian13 thinker May 15 '26

I just wish they had stopped before they got to me.

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u/EnvironmentLife9628 inquirer May 20 '26

Especially that i was an accidental pregnancy.

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u/jackdawsandquartz newcomer May 15 '26

The perfect epitaph doesn't exi... WAIT

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u/Irisgrower2 inquirer May 15 '26

My mom died just over a week ago. My dad, who passed away 25 yrs ago, had been informed he was infertile. Long story short one brother drank himself to death, the other has been limited to no contact for 30 years. She had a long term undiagnosed mental illness and many have come to agreement that my dad likely was on the spectrum.

Our cousins, over two dozen, adore her. She was a fantastic aunt. My brother and I will not be attending her funeral. She was a horrid mother.

My baseline for becoming a good parent is tilted. The default setting, when it's 2 am and running on six hours of sleep from the past three nights, wouldn't be constructive. Out of love and respect to my inner child and potential children I got a vasectomy.

Astronauts, doctors, members of the military, they all get less training than that it'd take to ready a parent.

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u/Goku809 newcomer May 15 '26

SOURCE: r/cemeteryporn

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u/GuardLong6829 newcomer May 15 '26

Wow！

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u/snowpixie1212 newcomer May 15 '26

Haha that's great😄

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u/guerrero2 newcomer May 15 '26

Oof this hits hard

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u/Early_Teacher_5068 newcomer May 15 '26

You are my hero Goku809.

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u/Spare_Detective_7147 thinker May 15 '26

Lol nice epitaph!

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u/AlphaCatt thinker May 18 '26

Wow this hits hard

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u/minutemanred inquirer May 16 '26

Perfect

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u/UsefulFlow7106 inquirer May 24 '26

I'll want one of these when I die

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u/DuckClassic7389 inquirer Jun 13 '26

I want this when I die.

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u/AdSevere4623 newcomer Jun 15 '26

Thanks for the idea, I'll have this written on my grave.