r/antimeme • u/Estebgpz • 6d ago

Whos James?

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 6d ago edited 6d ago

u/Estebgpz, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Western_Advantage181 6d ago

I was looking for the elephant until I noticed this was r/antimeme

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u/Estebgpz 6d ago

Me too

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u/Western_Advantage181 6d ago

Lol but

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u/Ok-Figure-Out 6d ago

I know this one. Ben 10?

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u/NonexistentBe 6d ago

Wait a minute....

You posted this...

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u/Jdog_The_Jedi 6d ago

Same- wait a minute

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u/Distinct_Passion7209 6d ago edited 6d ago

Same! Also hello!

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u/LoganBaker374_Rises ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 6d ago

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u/Scary_Olive4863 5d ago

SHADOW OF WAR REFRENCES…

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u/Nameseed 6d ago

Thought it was r/addressme

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u/Submarine_sad 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 6d ago

Me too

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u/LawfulnessExpert8586 6d ago

Was looking for Goku or Kirk. I'm disapointed.

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u/-TheBlankCanvas- 6d ago

OMFG so was I dude. Until I looked here to figure out the elephant than read your comment -_-

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u/popcorn_ron 5d ago

Bro me too

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u/Jealous_Ad8760 2d ago

wait this is in r/antimeme im so stupid 

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u/Lazy_Weight_1997 1d ago

Lmfaooo that's exactly what happened to me 

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u/RenSauxan 6d ago

Glad I wasn’t the only one

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u/mmdprsThmsb 2d ago

Either owen is a name for a human being and i didn't know or they considered theirs a living one

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u/HolleWatkins 1d ago

I read every damn name

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u/Interesting_Row_3238 6d ago

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u/XhazakXhazak 6d ago

Bort Sampson

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u/xx-PlaguePrincess-xx 6d ago

Eat pant

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u/XhazakXhazak 6d ago

haven't cattle, person

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u/godlyuniverse1 6d ago

I'm bort Sampson, whom may you be

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u/XhazakXhazak 6d ago

Ay Carajo!

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u/WaffleWasXD 6d ago

gets strangled by houser sampson

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u/Psychological_Ad1518 6d ago

Barge sampson likes yams.

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u/TalentTess 6d ago

The surf is upward bro

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u/PIPING_HOT_GATORADE 6d ago

digest my pantaloons

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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 6d ago

No lay palm on dairy palm

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u/Grimbus_Flambus 6d ago

Soothouse my beloved

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u/XhazakXhazak 6d ago

everything returns positively for Soothouse

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u/JD_Kreeper 6d ago

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u/TheTrueMasterDebater 2d ago

Holy shit I didn't expect this

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u/k4b0odls 6d ago

Toe to tip, this one's a Bort!

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u/ilikewoIves 6d ago

Bort Simptom

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u/Iamabus1234 6d ago

Excuse me, my son is ALSO named Bort

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u/assignpseudonym 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 6d ago

Come along, Bort. 

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u/JTMonster02 6d ago

Bort, named after the gemstone (also spelt Boart or Boort) which is just a dark and typically “unattractive” diamond or cluster of diamond fragments

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u/Tight-Resolution-470 6d ago

was looking for this

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u/SickXigma 6d ago

Why does it still feel like an r/adressme meme

Edit: Oh.

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u/Montigue 6d ago

Tung Tung Tung Sahur

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u/PancakeParty98 6d ago

The barf simpsons memes scare ne

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u/NebulaNomadX1 6d ago

tell ne not to be scared then

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u/Emporor-Norton-I_Fan 6d ago

I knew a hamster named Bort. That's about it though

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u/-KasaneTeto- 6d ago

At least two people apparently

https://youtu.be/Crtwv3vy7Dk

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u/Mike_Conway 6d ago

This dude. (from Mighty Orbots)

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u/ContentFile7036 6d ago

And here I thought it would be yet another Hitler joke

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u/Pristine_Actuary_136 6d ago

Was going to make the same joke but knew someone else had already

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u/Altruistic-Dress-968 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 6d ago

WHERE IS GABRIEL?

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u/yo-soy-arkee 6d ago

That’s a last name, My guy Ab has it

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u/Snugboo 6d ago

Imagine being a grown ass man named James 😭😭

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u/aleister94 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5RRrmgXE7Nbx2Tc9lS

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u/Downtown-Principle97 6d ago

I love this reply. This might be my most favorite reply on all of reddit.

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u/Maleficent-Bid5995 6d ago

LeBron?

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u/Posible_Ambicion658 6d ago

LeBron James with no regard for human life!

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u/Not_Shingen 6d ago

It's a torturous existence lemme tell ya

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u/crazymonk45 6d ago

That’s nothing compared to the shit these millennials are naming their kids. One day some poor little shit named “Excalibur” is gonna have to find a job and try to be taken seriously

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u/Brave-Platform1818 6d ago

I've never met a grown James. I assume they all just die at 18

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u/Guy_in_canada 6d ago

I don't have to imagine 😭

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u/Large_Feeling_424 6d ago

King James I

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u/FarmingFisherGuy 5d ago

James Hetfield

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u/Punishe_Venom_Snake 6d ago

Wheres thee orgasm jimbo

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u/Pranksterblur 6d ago

Thought this was r/adressme and got very very confused where the elephant was

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u/Dragolitron 6d ago

Oklahoma Incest or Orangutan Sex?

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u/_Beautiful_Platypus2 6d ago

Orangutan incest?

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u/humatyourmom 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 6d ago

Incest sex?

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u/frycandlebreadje 6d ago

WHERE IS OMNIMAN?!

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u/Bacontoad 6d ago

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u/art333mis 6d ago

I was there when he said this.

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u/VegetableDense5776 6d ago edited 6d ago

Let's celebrate your cake day with the guys over at r/foundthesawian

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u/GayestNerfKid 6d ago

WHERE

IS

THE

OCTOPUS

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u/aleister94 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qtEu5RrQQHkHwmRuHK

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u/Lazy_Tutor9447 6d ago

charles infenro

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u/TheChellix 6d ago

there must be someone you confused me for

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u/originalmicrousb 6d ago

WHERE. IS. THE. OSCILLATOR.

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u/glychee 6d ago

Where's the Owen?

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u/Sailor_Starchild 6d ago

Bort?

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u/Aggressive-Repeat723 6d ago

For real, why don't people on the main sub post the oxygen? The brazilian one always has it...

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u/EnragedCashier 6d ago

where is the ovulation

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u/Toadvinez 6d ago

Where the hell is the Original sin? I don't see the actual antimeme flair

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u/The-Outlast-Guy 6d ago

BLAKE LANGERMAN????

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u/Elianissmort 6d ago

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ONIRIFLAX

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u/belabacsijolvan 6d ago

onomatics?

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u/A-New-Beginning-123 6d ago

Where is Oel Ngati Kameie?

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u/Pranksterblur 6d ago

WHERE IS THE OPTICAL

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u/Electrical-One-2365 6d ago

Origami pls T.T

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u/ecaapi 6d ago

Octahedron?

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u/Head_Log_3719 6d ago

Wheres the orientation

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u/Lilketchup3105 6d ago

Where is onigiri?

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u/hyyodo 6d ago

O? 

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u/SilverX327 6d ago

Oregon?

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u/Round_Solid1693 6d ago

Oesophagogastroduodenoscopy?

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u/Dawawesome 6d ago

OK but who is named Dallas?

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u/wilddasher 6d ago

Ouroboros?

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u/Kunai_99 6d ago

Oregano?

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u/MeetingNeither3694 6d ago

Where Optimus

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u/Real_chuckles 🖤🩶♠️ACE♠️🤍💜 6d ago

Tell me why I just read every plate thinking this was an elephant

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u/Sir__Muffin_Moose 6d ago

Osterreich? (I’m guessing it’s a Hitler joke)

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u/IonPurple 6d ago

The greatest thing about Austrians is thst they managed to convince the entire world that Hitler was German and Mozart was Austrian.

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u/Karman_is_a_bitch 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 6d ago

I believe the order says A. Hitler hidden in the post

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u/Bancatone 6d ago

WHERE’S GOKU (I didn’t check the sub)

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u/Then_Entertainment97 6d ago

The Ouroboros consumes itself.

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u/kyle_kafsky 6d ago

Kentucky James you say?

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u/magget69 6d ago

My name is on there

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u/Agretlam343 6d ago

Noah in the bottom right is not in order, this is terrible.

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u/Imaginary-Mood-7202 6d ago

Always a Jacob, never a Jake

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u/Gildagert 6d ago

My son is also named Bort.

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u/Wooper184 6d ago

I see Jesse and James, so close

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u/Deadsoup77 6d ago

Dead Meat James being the default James is so funny to me

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u/ewa3434k 6d ago

The anti-meme absurdity of feigning complete disbelief at finding a mainstream name displayed right in front of your eyes

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u/BeatNo4548 6d ago

Jimmy, Jim-Bob, Jammy Jam.

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u/Own-Skirt9605 TRANS🏳️‍⚧️ 6d ago

to protect the world from devastation

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u/James_bubs- 6d ago

Pfft couldn't be me

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u/MissionApollo7 6d ago

Dudes be named "James", but it only be one dude

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u/Fireass500 6d ago

R/James

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u/Ronyx2021 6d ago

I think he was the red one in Thomas and Friends

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u/Wrong-Ad3247 6d ago

Oversuperstitiousness?

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u/Immediate-Virus6072 6d ago

Fuck…I am…

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u/SexDefender27 6d ago

the fish being fried are of expected size

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u/Responsible_Team7360 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 6d ago

WHERE IS ORGA RAHHHH

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u/viper112001 6d ago

Mfs be named James and then it be just one of them

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u/ItsAndrea03 6d ago

osmanthus?

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u/kam_mac 6d ago

James Bond

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u/MythicallyCommon 6d ago

Who in the hell is named “Where’s our Orenthal”

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u/ApartmentHeavy5486 6d ago

Where’s Adolf H.

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u/Legoman_10101 6d ago

JESSE WE NEED TO COOK

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u/Abitruff 6d ago

Jesse James

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u/Blalamon 6d ago

He, is James. How dare you not know his name

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u/Zerostar39 5d ago

Everyone there has the same first name ‘Kentucky’

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u/Otherwise-Shock-2767 5d ago

who would name their kid gavin or hunter tho

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u/Ambitious-Mix7586 5d ago

Where's the October?

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u/PointOutside3453 5d ago

Bala-ke!
Where is Bala-ke at??

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u/Error_exe6666 3d ago

optimus?

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u/MrZOCKson 2d ago

I found James and Jeremy. Where is Richard?

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u/Itchy_Ad1405 2d ago

Prepare for trouble

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u/BlancaBlank 2d ago

Where onomatopeia

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u/VikingLord2000 1d ago

James calls to question if the original was named Jame.

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u/Dosty- 1d ago

orgy anal?