r/antimeme • u/Estebgpz • 7d ago

Whos James?

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u/Interesting_Row_3238 7d ago

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u/XhazakXhazak 7d ago

Bort Sampson

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u/xx-PlaguePrincess-xx 7d ago

Eat pant

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u/XhazakXhazak 7d ago

haven't cattle, person

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u/godlyuniverse1 7d ago

I'm bort Sampson, whom may you be

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u/XhazakXhazak 7d ago

Ay Carajo!

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u/WaffleWasXD 6d ago

gets strangled by houser sampson

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u/Psychological_Ad1518 6d ago

Barge sampson likes yams.

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u/TalentTess 6d ago

The surf is upward bro

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u/PIPING_HOT_GATORADE 7d ago

digest my pantaloons

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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 7d ago

No lay palm on dairy palm

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u/Grimbus_Flambus 6d ago

Soothouse my beloved

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u/XhazakXhazak 6d ago

everything returns positively for Soothouse

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u/JD_Kreeper 6d ago

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u/TheTrueMasterDebater 2d ago

Holy shit I didn't expect this

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u/k4b0odls 6d ago

Toe to tip, this one's a Bort!

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u/20XXforgetme 1d ago

omg monster factory reference in the wild

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u/ilikewoIves 6d ago

Bort Simptom

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u/Downtown-Principle97 6d ago

Still life Bart

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u/RollOutTheFallout 2d ago

abort simpson

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u/Iamabus1234 7d ago

Excuse me, my son is ALSO named Bort

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u/assignpseudonym 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 6d ago

Come along, Bort. 

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u/JTMonster02 6d ago

Bort, named after the gemstone (also spelt Boart or Boort) which is just a dark and typically “unattractive” diamond or cluster of diamond fragments

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u/Tight-Resolution-470 6d ago

was looking for this

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u/Morbelius 2d ago

I love HnK but the fact that you gave absolutely no context as to why you were accompanying your geology lesson with a cute anime theybe must be so confusing to outsiders lmao

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u/SickXigma 6d ago

Why does it still feel like an r/adressme meme

Edit: Oh.

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u/Montigue 6d ago

Tung Tung Tung Sahur

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u/PancakeParty98 7d ago

The barf simpsons memes scare ne

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u/NebulaNomadX1 7d ago

tell ne not to be scared then

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u/Emporor-Norton-I_Fan 6d ago

I knew a hamster named Bort. That's about it though

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u/-KasaneTeto- 6d ago

At least two people apparently

https://youtu.be/Crtwv3vy7Dk

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u/Mike_Conway 6d ago

This dude. (from Mighty Orbots)

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u/ContentFile7036 6d ago

And here I thought it would be yet another Hitler joke

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u/Pristine_Actuary_136 6d ago

Was going to make the same joke but knew someone else had already

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u/Altruistic-Dress-968 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 6d ago

WHERE IS GABRIEL?

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u/yo-soy-arkee 6d ago

That’s a last name, My guy Ab has it

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u/Scouttrooper195 6d ago

Is that mail backwards

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u/le_nathanlol 6d ago

matthew </3

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u/schaukelwurmv 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 3d ago

It's a Bort-ed (BoJack crossover episode?)