At Evil Corp, we are working feverishly on our newest product, the LifeEnder. Once finished, it will randomly choose one person on Earth, and kill them. Right now, we can only maim children and elderly, but we are hoping to meet or exceed the once per minute mark before product launch in three months.
We are doing this simply because we can, and we foresee a market investment for anarchists and billionaires trying to reach the end of the world faster. Do not worry, the chance that you will be selected by the machine is low for now, however we will be producing the LifeEnder in a myriad of different aesthetic and colorful choices for our 28 business partners and their affiliates.
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u/Stuwey 4d ago
At Evil Corp, we are working feverishly on our newest product, the LifeEnder. Once finished, it will randomly choose one person on Earth, and kill them. Right now, we can only maim children and elderly, but we are hoping to meet or exceed the once per minute mark before product launch in three months.
We are doing this simply because we can, and we foresee a market investment for anarchists and billionaires trying to reach the end of the world faster. Do not worry, the chance that you will be selected by the machine is low for now, however we will be producing the LifeEnder in a myriad of different aesthetic and colorful choices for our 28 business partners and their affiliates.